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Norton Inner Circle: Getting Ready for Norton 2010

Norton Productions

OK.  Exactly how do I get recruited into the Norton Inner Circle, I cannot recall.  Maybe I am an excellent specimen who needs extra … protection.  Or maybe I am one crazy beta tester who is willing to surf porn dubious sites on a holy mission.  6.30 pm sharp I turned up at the Pan Pacific Hotel.  I recognize quite a few familiar faces (like Lester!) and was ready for an intensive knowledge download all the way till 10pm.

Gasp!

But I am really glad to be at the event and hear the experts from Norton who flew in all the way from US and Australia and meet with the media and those in the business for a couple of days in Singapore.  This is the team who is behind monitoring all the threats from the world’s malicious hackers.  They are also behind the development of the upcoming Norton products.  I am not technologically inclined and the number one burning question I have was …

Who get to come up with all the cool computer virus names like W32.Koobface.C or Bloodhound.Exploit.264?

The statistics are mind blowing.  In year 2002, there were about 20,547 different kinds of viruses and threats.  5 years later, the number has grown to more than half a million.  This year, we have 2.5 million and counting.  An estimated 120 million ‘signatures’ recorded since 2002.  Imagine if each virus maker or threat originator was to plant a tree instead for each virus they create, the world would have been a much better place.  Think about all the added carbon footprint just to fix this virtual problem that in the past, these people did it for fame.  And now, for the money.

Plant trees, not viruses!

But fear not.  If there was no crime, we wouldn’t have police.  If there was no cybercrime, we wouldn’t have the big N to keep us cyberly safe.  Throughout the presentation, Norton has shared with us the history of computer threats and how they evolve.  Most of you are perhaps familiar with the need to have the anti-virus to scan our computers for known viruses and firewall to block attacks from the network.  Maybe less so on the vulnerability attack or intrusion through the ‘common doors’ we open for network communications and the chance for our computer to be zombie-fied and do it’s new master’s evil deed!  And because of the fake websites and applications that are designed to trick us into providing them with our personal information or even legitimate websites that are seeded with bad stuffs that automatically infest your computer by you merely surfing the site, the threat – to me – seems very real.  Cybercriminals ought to be punished, in my humble opinion.

Year 2009, Norton from Symantec has officially released the Norton Insight (read previous entry for my hands-on experience) that leverages on the community’s help in identifying what are the trusted files and what are not.  It is an opt-in program to send the footprints of the downloaded files to their lab for profiling with the rest of the community.  I opted in as I am cool with it.  No personal information is sent to Norton and they are not interested in the content of the downloaded files either.  For the past 3 years, millions have participated in this program to make our virtual world a safer place.  And so have I starting this year.

In this upcoming release, Norton takes it one step further and closes the gap on the gray area between what is trusted and what is not.  You will hear more from me later, perhaps next month.

Having seen the behind-the-scene on how the Norton team monitor the global threats (pretty cool with a war map like a computer game or what you would have expected Obama to see inside the Pentagon), the stringent key performance indicators on the performance (one of their senior VPs has mentioned during a BusinessWeek interview last August that Norton will not ship [their products] until they are the fastest in the world *gasp*), and how they upkeep with the product quality, I have decided to sign up as their guinea pig for the beta testing / preview of Norton 2010.

So what will I do as a guinea pig?  Norton didn’t give me much guideline.  Since I am a creative dude, what I will do for a start is to open up all my daily spam comments in my website (quite a lot), click onto each of the spam link and see if my computer would get an infection.  I always fantasize to be a cybernanny and ‘investigate’ on those dubious sites on a daily basis.  Man, this could be fun!  Wish me luck.

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Second Day Is All About Gaudí

Sagrada Familia in Year 2009

It is hard to imagine someone who has passed away more than 80 years ago have left behind such a legacy that – to me – so ahead of his or even our time.  Gaudí stands as one of the most original architects and his signature design of curvature inspired by nature’s creation can be seen in and around Barcelona.  And on day two, Cynthia and I have spent much time at the Church Sagrada Família that is still under construction as well as the apartment Casa Milá “La Pedrera” (World Heritage Site) – both by Gaudí.  Below are the options you may wish to read more about our day 2 journey.

  • A photo collection for day 2 of our trip to Spain (78 photos with captions)
  • A journal written in details on what we did and more (approx 1,500 words)
  • A highlight of the photos below (12 photos – and for Facebook readers, please view the original post)

This batch of photos and write-ups took me longer than anticipated.  Probably because of the contents as well as the number of photos taken on that day.  For next entry, I will try to stick to my Sunday publication date.  Sorry for the delay!

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A Slow Start On The First Day As We Arrived At Barcelona

Our first tapas in Spain

Cynthia and I can hardly be qualified as seasoned or power travellers.  Looking back on the first day of our trip, we were taking things very easy, exploring Barcelona in leisure as we went.  Everything in Europe was a new experience.  From the handling of euro currency to the transport system in Barcelona.  And since we are studying Spanish, what better tourist destination for us to visit than Spain?

On the first day of our trip, we toured the city under the scorching sun on top of a tourist bus so highly recommended by my friends at work.  I am not sure how the Europeans can take the heat.  In Spanish, there is a phrase called tomar del sol, which literally translates to ‘take the sun’ or sunbathing in English.  Below are the options you may wish to read more about our day 1 journey.

  • A photo collection for day 1 of our trip to Spain (38 photos with captions)
  • A journal written in details on what we did and more (approx 2,000 words)
  • A highlight of the photos below (8 photos – and for Facebook readers, please view the original post)

I hope you enjoy the photos and the journal.  The next batch of materials should be out next Sunday.  Stay tuned!

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Our Trip Ended In An Amazing Race Style

Day 14: Mallorca – Barcelona – Frankfurt – Singapore

This entry is dedicated to all those who are working thanklessly facing tired and at times hostile travellers every night and day at the airport when things don’t go as planned.  Now that I have had a taste on what’s behind the scene having missed a connecting flight and lost a luggage, I salute you all.  May you see beauty in life and forget those angry faces or voices before the sun rises every morning.

Cynthia and I having tapas on the last day of our holiday in Spain

Mallorca

My initial intention was to publish a day-to-day account of our journey to Spain completed with a special photo collection every Sunday, starting next Sunday.  Then I stare into day 13.  It’s nothing like the rest.  Maybe it is a good idea to document day 13 first with the little photos we took that day.

Our return trip was supposed to be straightforward.  Turn up at the new Barcelona Airport terminal, T1, before 7pm and take the Lufthansa flight to Singapore via Frankfurt.  The day started like every other day, bright and sunny, blue sky and the gentle breeze from the sea or the mountain or the city.

No.  Come to think of it, our day started with some drunk guy or guys yelling and banging doors at our corridor in the wee hours of a resort island where parties go on every night.  We were at the main island Mallorca.  I can’t imagine what Ibiza, the party island right next to Mallorca, is like.

Throughout the trip, we stayed at four-star hotels.  They are not that expensive.  The price ranges from 70€ to 120€ (1€ = S$2) a night.  But Mallorca is special.  The whole island is like a resort for the Europeans, mostly British judging at the menu items displayed.  They even have my favorite Steak and Kidney Pie.  The whole island doesn’t speak much Spanish.  Mostly English.  When we conversed with the locals in Spanish, they were pleasantly surprised.

So we dropped a star and stayed at a three-star hotel in Mallorca because accommodation seems expensive and hard to come by in an island resort that seems to be so popular amongst the Europeans.  There was no air-conditioning, no hairdryer, and no hand soap.  A basic room in a dorm style, long corridors full of rooms, full of young teenagers in beach wears.  Guys in shorts and nothing on top would pass by the hotel lobby and said “What’s up ladies”.  The girls would just toss a “I don’t care” look.  Youngsters at the balconies would yell at the pedestrians calling names and talking rubbish.  You get the picture.  I felt like I was back in school.

We have decided to sleep in and have a relaxing morning.  To pack up and to enjoy the sun.  Our flight from Mallorca to Barcelona via Spanair (Spanish budget airline I think) was at 2pm.  We took a nice drive from the beach town Malaluf, down the highway (there is only one in Mallorca) and into Palma, where the airport is at.  If you read the entire list of flight departure and arrival like I do, you would notice a long list of all the major capitals in Europe.

Barcelona

Not planned to stay at the brand new Terminal 1 for four hours during our transit, I proposed to get out of the airport and have our third attempt to visit the Picasso Museum.  I am a man of determination.  When we first arrived at the doorsteps of the museum, it was closing in less than an hour’s time.  The second time it was closed.  Most museums close on Mondays, so we’ve learned (after which, we dedicated Sunday to be a mindless museum clawing day).  I was thinking of a third time charm.  Let’s go.  It’s Amazing Race time!

There is no train station in Terminal 1, so we took the transit bus to T2 – the terminal where we first landed in Barcelona.  In a hurry, we nearly boarded the bus that was heading into the parking lot instead.  “This bus is heading to a parking lot.  Do you want to get to a parking lot?” asked a black man wearing an airport tag by the bus stop.  “Not really,” I replied.  “Then wait here for the next bus,” he pointed at another bay.  I wonder if his job is to stand at the bus stop prompting travellers not to get into the wrong bus.  Anyway, we chatted and he has a cousin living in Singapore.  “You should visit Singapore one day.  It’s as sunny and warm as Spain and Singapore is a beautiful country,” I said.  “I will, one day,” he replied.  “Take care,” I said to him as we boarded the transit bus.

OK.  The distance between T1 to T2 is nothing like our Changi airport.  It was more like a 10 minutes bus drive!  Once we were in T1, we felt at home.  We took a long walk through the flyover, reached the station, paid 5.60€ for a pair of tickets, and boarded the train.

I reckon the train only departs every 30 minutes, which is a shame.  My hope of stepping into the Picasso Museum dwindled as the clock ticked.  Out of nowhere, while we were waiting for the train to leave the station, a black man appeared with two pieces of luggage, sat opposite to us, and said hi.  I said hi thinking if I should continue to say something meaningful.  He took out his Blackberry and I stopped there.

Out of nowhere, during our train ride, the black man opposite spoke, “Are you a Malaysian?”  “No, I am a Singaporean,” I replied.  “Ah, but you don’t have the lah behind every sentences like the Singaporeans do!”  I thought the Malaysians do too.  OK.  It’s a small world.  He too stays in Singapore and he works at the banking industry like us!  The conversation turned lively.  Before we reached the city center, he looked into yonder and said, “Your bank is doing well.  Unlike mine.  I pray every night that I will still have a job tomorrow.”  I replied, “Well, it’s a global economy.  Even our people are losing their jobs.”  Really, he asked.  Yes really.  Somehow, inside that train, looking at the bright and sunny day outside, the global economy downturn seems to be so far away, seems so … nonexistent.

We ran out of the platform ready to dive into the Metro (underground transport).  I have even memorized how to get to the Picasso Museum.  Looking at the huge clock hanging at the center of the station, we did a time check.  Duh!  We would run out of time.  So I suggested having tapas snack with agua con gas (sparkling water) at the same restaurant we had our first meal in Spain, the same place where the waiter taught us how to order sparkling water in Spanish, and from then on, everywhere we went, we ordered agua con gas.

Tapas y Agua Con Gas

As seen in the picture on top of this post, Cynthia was happily eating Tapas inside a restaurant.  Tapas come in small portion.  Like the one you see in the picture above is diced fresh tomato and cheese soaked in – I think – olive oil.  What you don’t see is another dish we’ve order – chopped octopus and crunchy vegetables also soaked in what appears as olive oil.  Ordering tapas is easy at the bar (which is the cheapest way to eat by the way as you pay more siting at a table and even more siting at a table outside).  Just point at the sushi bar like container (see picture below).

This is what tapas bar looks like

It was a strange feeling retracing day 1 of our trip on the last day of our holiday.  It was as though the holiday never ends.  It just goes into a loop.  And it was a nice feeling.  Still is.

Barcelona Terminal 1

Going back to the terminal was a whole lot faster than getting out of the terminal.  The train departed the moment we dived inside helped.  The transit bus that is timed with the train ‘s arrival at T2 helped too.  In no time we were back inside the airport, shopping.  According to what we’ve read, this new terminal is the largest infrastructure project in Barcelona for the last 20 years!  And I wonder, would centuries later, the future generation turns this huge infrastructure into a tourist spot?  Like the monuments and Cathedrals.  Further I wonder, would what we build today stand the test of time like those made in stone hundreds and thousands of years ago?

Zara (pronounced as Tha-ra by the way) is popular in Spain.  I was crazy over Zara.  Cynthia was infested by my zest over Zara.  And there is, of course, a Zara inside the airport.

Zara at Barcelona Airport

Pretty eh?

I wanted to get rid of all the Euros (bad idea by the way as you later on will see, we didn’t even have enough money to buy water in Frankfurt) so we blew them all inside a gift shop.  We took a tad too long and the departure gate was opened by the time we finished our shopping.  Learned from previous experience that the gate could be far.  And we re-checked the gate number again as the airports in Spain have the tendency to change the gate without public announcement.  At first we were puzzled when we saw a question mark behind the gate number stated on our boarding pass.  Now we know.

Running like mad couple, we arrived at the gate that displayed the Lufthansa logo and the destination Frankfurt.  I almost knocked onto the tall stern looking German at the gate when he said, “Hola, [something in German I reckon], and Good Morning.  This gate opens in a few minutes.”  He reminded me of a Terminator.  I stepped back, looked behind us, and saw many pairs of eyes staring at us, waiting to board the plane.

Awk-ward …

Frankfurt Airport

We hate the airport.  Nearly missed a flight on day 1 as we didn’t anticipate the airport is so darn huge.  On paper, from the time our plane (from Barcelona) scheduled to land to the time our connecting plane’s gate scheduled to open was 15 minutes.  How on earth do people manage to get out of the plane even if it lands on time, run across the long hallway, go through the queue of passport check, and the pretty tight security check in 15 minutes, I have no clue.  Apparently our plane did not depart Barcelona on time.  It was a terrible flight.  On our left, a white gentleman in his forties accidentally knocked over a beer glass and splashed beer onto Cynthia’s jeans.  On our right, a Spanish lady incessantly recited Lonely Planet in English.  She was reading it loud to her friends, page by page.  And they were heading to Borneo.  Where is Borneo I asked Cynthia.  Somewhere in Indonesia she replied.  Respect.

Before our plane landed in Frankfurt Airport, a stewardess announced that those who were heading to Singapore would be re-booked to Bangkok.  Worst still, this national flight would not have a gate for us to get off the plane and instead, we would be shuttled by a bus.

Everyone ran like crazy the moment the bus arrived at the terminal.  I guess there must of lots travellers taking connecting flights.  Flights are so connected, now I know.  Any delay in one flight triggers a whole new set of trouble for the downstream connections.  Mind boggling to even think of the people involved to deal with this day in day out, all the travellers and luggage affected, and the travel insurance claiming process that follows.

We dashed out of the gate expecting that someone from Lufthansa would guide us on our next step.  None.  So we ran and ran, towards the gate that was departing for Singapore.  Hardly a breath I have, I asked Cynthia what the rationale is to run to a gate that would be closed very soon, that our luggage were still in another plane.  “Don’t think, just run,” she said.  This Amazing Race was for real.  We did want to go home as planned.

So I ran, and walked, ran, and walked for what appeared like an eternity.  I really should have physically trained for this trip.  By the time we arrived at the gate, a short stern looking Lufthansa officer told us that we were re-booked to Bangkok based on the ‘next available flight’ policy.  We didn’t want to go to Bangkok and take a Thai Airway to Singapore!  “There must be another option,” I asked in desperation.  “Yes, Singapore Airline.  But it has departed just 1 minute ago,” he shrugged.  Maybe it was German humor but I so didn’t get it.  Resigned to fate, I was looking at him printing two new boarding passes and torn them into pieces.  He printed another pair of boarding passes and again torn them into pieces.  All of a sudden, he slided our old boarding passes to his colleague who was furiously handling similar cases, worn his suit, together with his supervisor, and left his post.  They simply called it a day there and then.

Looking back, I tend to think that he was buying time for us to board the next direct flight with Qantas instead.  I tend to think that all people are good in nature.  While waiting for our surprisingly lengthy paperwork to be completed, we made friend with a Spanish couple and had a chat with an Indonesia family.  And I chatted with those who were left behind.  You would be surprised that some of them would have missed their flight had I not chatted with them.  “You are heading to Bangkok?!  The gate is over there, not here, and it is closing!  Run!”  Looking back, I was quite relax the whole time and cracked a few jokes here and there.  Like how much I love German sausages that even the stern looking German officer couldn’t resist to smile.

So we were issued a voucher to exchange for our boarding passes at the Qantas counter.  Where was it?  A different terminal he said.  Uh-huh.  I shook his hands thanking his help.  He smiled and waved goodbye while our Amazing Race continued.

The Spanish couple and us stuck together.  Picture this: a terminal like a ghost town.  All the gates were closed.  The security officers were packing their bags ready to go home and they didn’t even care if some unauthorized personnel were pacing around the terminal, or sleeping inside the terminal (that thought did cross my mind).  It was as though the moment their official hour was up, they just shut down and go home.  I love that work culture.

The direction was vague and there was no sign directing you from one terminal to another.  Twice we got lost.  We stopped a cleaner for direction.  We stopped a group of three officers heading home for direction.  “It’s a big airport and don’t get lost!” said one with a smile.  We have even found another officer standing inside a dark hall facing the gigantic window and we asked her for direction.  What was she waiting for?  I have no clue.  As I looked through the glass windows while four of us were running inside a dark corridor, I pointed at the moving monorail train outside and said, “Look, we should have taken that instead.”

We reached the Qantas counter and the charming Spanish couple and us continued our lively conversation exchanged contact information.  For a two hours difference between the Lufthansa flight that we were meant to take and the Qantas flight, we thought we had ample amount of time.  The paperwork surprisingly took a long, long time.  And there was a long, long queue.  It was as though this Qantas flight is collecting all the poor souls who have missed their connecting flights.

We barely made it but we did.  Hooray!  And this entry ought to end here.

But it doesn’t.

Singapore Lost and Found

When we stepped into the Lost and Found department at the Singapore Changi airport, someone was screaming at the officer.  Really screaming, calling names short of vulgarity.  He was an European with a foreign accent.  His partner was there too.  The yelling and screaming and the unreasonable demand just went on and on while I was logging a report as one of my three luggage was missing.  I wanted to tell him that these officers have nothing to do with his lost luggage.  I wanted to tell him that I too was tired after a long flight from the other side of the world.  I wanted to tell him to let the officers do their job they best in doing.  I wanted to tell him that in Singapore, you can trust our efficiency and integrity.  I wanted to tell him to stop yelling at my people in my country or feel free to leave my country right now.

But I didn’t.  As I had no idea why he was so angry.  I could guess but that’s not good enough.  Painfully I kept quiet while smiling at the officer who took care of my case and asked, “Do you get this kind of situation often?”  She smiled and said, “Yes, a couple of times a day.”  Wow, I respect them immensely for putting up with some of these unreasonable people on a daily basis.  How do they find the strength to go to work everyday?

We took a taxi with two luggage re-tagged with the “Rush” label to the Qantas flight.  We missed the luggage that we had lost.  Something of high sentimental value was inside.  Something of high monetary value was inside too.

Crashing My Own Gate

“Do you have my key?” asked Cynthia when we were inside the taxi just 1 km from our home.

Oh no!  Both of our set of keys were inside that one lost luggage!  I know what you are thinking.  Well, if not for my crazy third attempt to visit the Picasso Museum, I wouldn’t have checked in that luggage.  My intend was to travel light.  This is an Amazing Race.  Intuitively, I called my sister and my brother-in-law and got a number of a locksmith at my area.  With no disrespect to the locksmith profession, I have this crazy notion that all these locksmiths belong to a thief guild or something like that (too much computer gaming).  Basically, I was calling for help to pick my own locks, to break into my own home.  And these locksmiths work in an interesting network.  I called one and got a number for another locksmith.  I called the new number and got another one.  Finally one arrived to saw my padlock away and pick my front door lock.  It was an eye opening experience to see fire sparkle spraying everywhere as the electric saw met the pad lock.  And how easy it was to pick my front door lock.  For S$70, I was happy that I didn’t need to check into a love motel with Cynthia in Singapore.  It would have been an interesting experience though.

30 hours since I woke up on a Friday morning in Mallorca, I was dead tired.  As a ‘professional’ blogger, I published an entry I drafted on the plane.  Third draft in fact.  I rewrote that three times.  By then, Cynthia was ‘unconscious’ in the bed while I switched on the TV and watched the playback of the F1.  No, Button didn’t win.  What a disappointment.  What a crazy day.

The Next Day

The Airport called and told me that my lost luggage was found and it was on its way via Singapore Airline.  It would be delivered to my doorstep after it has cleared the custom (I love Singapore).  I bought a new padlock and it says: hardened – anti-sawing, anti-picking.  Do I really want one that is … that hard to break?!  And would we still fly Lufthansa or would we pay 50% extra for Singapore Airline direct flight?  Amazing Race is an unique experience that I don’t mind having once in my life.  Just once I hope.

And of course, I would write a letter to Lufthansa commenting on the unrealistic connecting flight timing and the need to upgrade their planes to the Asian standard – one that comes with in-flight entertainment, eye shade, toothbrush, toothpaste, and more.  By the way, Qantas appears to have improved a lot!  And I shall stop here before I turn this entry into the length of a novelette.

Wait, I still want to visit the Picasso Museum one day.  Maybe after we have toured the rest of Spain.  And the loop continues.

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So We Are Back From Our Spain Holiday Trip

Me and Cynthia Inside A Museum

Every holiday is an unique journey.  Cliche as it sounds, it’s true.  It’s what one takes home from each journey that makes some journeys more memorable than others.  This trip to Spain is probably one of our more adventurous trips so far.  Not that we are a pair of adventurous travellers to start with.  But one that is enough for us to look back and have a good laugh on some of the silly things we did, shocking experiences we have encountered.  And etc.

I took more than 2,200 photos, afterI have deleted 20% of what I took on the fly.  Sometimes I wonder.  If we stitch up all the photos every human being has taken, the same monument taking in millions of different perspectives, along a time scale in continuum, under different lighting conditions, and etc., would that be a fair representation of  our modern history?  Too much Cubism in my head.  Thanks to the unending lineup of museums Spain has to offer.

We hardly plan our holiday to the minute details, like some do.  Not that we are so lazy that we just figure things out at the last minute, the absolute moment some decisions have to be made – though I must admit that there is some element of truth in it – to us, there are so much uncertainties and things that we don’t know about what we have yet to experience.  So, we research on our options such as where to stay, what to do, and we exercise our options as we journey.

So, what have I taken home from this trip?  I think I have got to know myself a bit better, know Cynthia a bit better.  Having some basic command of Spanish – however little it is – certainly makes our trip a lot more interesting.  We manage to decipher some basic words and signs and we learn along the way.  And I think I have lived in this region – unfortunately – long enough to look at the rest of the world with a certain lens, a certain set of assumptions.  It is good to be displaced out of the box during oversea trips, I think.  Keep observing, keep learning.

For those who are curious on what happened after we’ve landed in Barcelona (for we had no clue when we started our holiday), we did a semi-guided city tour and then rented a car to visit Valéncia, Toledo, and Madrid.  Then we ditched the car and did a self-guided tour within the capital of Spain.  Took a budget flight and visited the island resort of Mallorca.  Rented a car and toured around the island in our own pace.  On the way back, we stole some moments and revisited Barcelona again, briefly.  That pretty much sums up what we did.

Stay tuned for more sharing of photos and day-to-day journey.  I intend to publish an article every Sunday.  Hey, it’s good to be back.

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Destination Barcelona – Be Back In 2 Weeks’ Time

Today is such a warm day and I wonder what the weather in Spain will be like.  Cynthia steamed hot buns this morning and we were sweating by the time we finished our breakfast ready to go to work.  Today is also the day that stands between where my routine work takes a pause and my 2 weeks block leave begins.  My 2 weeks block leave!  Frankly speaking, I don’t feel a thing right now.  Probably will be, once we have passed the immigration checkpoint tomorrow evening.  There is something magical about airports.  Travelers, transit passengers, strangers from all around the world, happy to visit a holiday location, sad to leave home for work, happy to return home for whatever reasons, there is this feeling of “point of no return”, “leaving all that behind” which make airports special.  Your loved ones pass that checkpoint and you have no clue when to meet again; the gate is closing and ready or not you have to board the plane now.  Ready or not!  I am having butterflies on my stomach thinking how unprepared I am for this trip to Spain. Not even my close to non-existence Spanish, which by the way I should have been revising hard, would save me.

I have thought long and hard on what to do with this website of mine during my 2 weeks of absence.  Intuitively, almost like a reflect action, I have – believe it or not – planned out what to publish for the month of June.  Three entries a week I have worked out the titles and what the contents will be.  Running a website is like running a magazine, except I don’t have bosses to report to and editors to tell me how badly I write or how I could and should improve.  Like my real work.  Year 2007, I have scheduled 10 entries in an attempt to keep my readers happy while I was away.  However, most who knew that I was away probably assumed that I would give blogging a rest.  When I returned, I chatted with some of my readers and they were surprised that my website kept churning out contents while I was holidaying somewhere away from home.

And through this process of thinking about it while not thinking about it, looking at the lesson learned in the year 2007, maybe it is a good idea to give blogging a rest and truly have a holiday without thinking about what my readers may comment, which I by the way would love to read and response.  That decision has certainly lifted a big task off my back.  I mean, writing 10 blog entries at one go is no easy feat.

So I have decided to write something the way I have always wanted to write: a mind dump.  Almost similar to an author’s note at the back of the book that most people would skip, that I often try to read and gain a certain idea of what the author is like in real life.  Like Piers Anthony, my favorite fantasy writer when I was young.  His books always end with a chapter on his real life chores, what he plans to do, the books in the making, his daughter (I think), amongst other frustration and rewards he gets.  These texts are certainly less entertaining than his stories but I think it is important to know the artist behind the art.  It enhances the art appreciation process.  That’s why I find reading the biography of Pink Floyd intriguing.  That’s why I have become an even more hardcore fan of Marilyn Mansion after watching him being interviewed by Michael Moore in the documentary “Bowling for Columbine”.  Behind the mask of bizarre make-up and shock lyrics is a man of decent intelligence.  Why blame the entertainer for the school shootout just because the shooter was listening to Marilyn Mansion when in the same day, Bush was dropping bombs in the Middle East killing innocents?  So he said.

By and large, I think I am a disciplined blogger.  I write consistently, in terms of timeline and in terms of tones and contents.  Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy reading some of my friends’ blogs that could begin – and possibly end with – I f**king hate myself or today or my work.  That kind of raw emotion, so genuine, so expressive, and so entertaining in a weird sense.  Such class that I don’t have, that I wish to have.  If I was to write on that free form, self expressive genre, it could possibly be one of the most depressing thing you would read online.  Not all have that class.  Those who have are a joy to read.  Not only from the entertainment point of view, but also to genuinely care of that someone who may have gone through a not so great day, or a not so great episode in life.

Maybe it is also because negativity does not dwell on me or grow on me for long.  I could think of a thousand words entry on “I get burned for caring too much” – a would have been suited title for today – but as soon as my thought solidifies into words, the thought dissipates and there are no more words.  I am a disciplined blogger because by and large I have a certain pattern to follow, however diverse the topics it may seem.  There is a soft word limit of 400.  And there is a harder word limit of 500 except key reviews that can run into 1,500 words.  Why 400?  I reckon typical readers only have a minute or so or less to spend on any one particular site so if I could, I would write my entries with a 200 words or less.  But I can’t.  I am a long winded boring guy.  I am not good at being concise.  That’s why I enjoy writing this entry right now.  Because I have made a point not to impose any word limit for this I-am-going-for-a-holiday-and-see-you-in-2-weeks-time entry.

In real life, I see being disciplined pays off.  Like Formula One, boring as it may seem (as I do know viewers who enjoy seeing car crash more than anything else), one key success factor of Jenson Button is to have the perfect execution lap after lap, race after race.  Each lap you only gain a fraction of a second.  That’s why in F1, there are over 60 laps to decide a winner.  The time difference between the first and the second car could well be in the region of 6 seconds.  The time difference between the second and third car could even be a lot lesser.  You do the mathematics and tell me how much time the race leader gains per lap against his closest competitor.  Whenever I am frustrated with my daily chores, I would think of Jenson Button, think of Jewel.  Jewel Kilcher’s first album “Pieces of You” went unnoticed when it was first released.  She then toured around the country, sleeping inside the tour bus, in order to reach as many listeners as possible.  One year later, more and more people requested her songs at the radio stations all over Amercia.  All of a sudden, her re-release album shot all the way to Billboard #1 and “You Were Meant For Me” seemed to have stayed at the peak for weeks.  Whenever I turned on the car radio back in the training days in US, “You Were Meant For Me” was playing on air.  Hard work and discipline pays off.

In real life, I am neither Jenson Button nor Jewel Kilcher.  In real life, Cynthia and I go through a different daily chore after work.  It is not a chore per se.  Just that at times, there is no instant gratification.  Otherwise, I wouldn’t have classified it that way.  Some young folks may think that massively multi-player online role playing game (MMORPG) is a new concept.  It is not.  In about 2 decades ago, I was into MUD (multi-user dungeon) – a real time virtual world that is text based, that demands your imagination as you navigate around the world.  You press the letter ”˜n’ to go north and then a few line of description of the terrain appears that opens up options for your next course of action.  These days, the concept remains.  But with a more engaging graphical interface.  The experience is a lot more jaw dropping.  Who knows what 2030 will bring?

One friend of mine passed me a potential opportunity to be interviewed by Digital Life (one section of our local newspaper).  I responded the questions but my piece was not featured, which is kind of a relief looking back.  The article doesn’t have the depth that I would have expected.  Do I think that it is a social stigma to be known as a gamer?  I personally don’t see it that way.  But does World of Warcraft make a good business conversation?  I think not.  Paulo Coelho has shared with us an observation in his new book “The Winner Stands Alone”.  He said society will not fix the problem of workaholism.  Because unlike drug addiction, workaholism increases productivity and propels the society forward, at a cost.  Most people, he mentioned, who are putting in a lot of extra hours into their work ignoring other aspects of life, they don’t admit that they are workaholic.  Deep inside, we all know that our partners would like us to have more time with them; deep inside, we all know that we are trading time for money; deep inside, we all know that we have a choice.

So, where do games like World of Warcraft fit in?  It doesn’t increase productivity for sure.  Neither are the hours you sit in front of your television.  Some are able to moderate the time in gaming, some are not.  Is being a gamer a social stigma?  For your information, there are studies that reveal the positive effects of gaming.  For your information, gamers who shoot good guys or bad guys, monsters or zombies in the virtual worlds do not go around gunning down everyone in the neighborhood.  But like Paulo Coelho said, people are more interested in news rather than information.  Positive effects of gaming don’t make good news pieces.  That couple who left their baby at home dead because they were playing World of Warcraft inside an Internet café makes great news item.  Divorced fathers being able to keep in touch with their children inside the virtual world and be part of their childhood doesn’t make good story.  Negative behaviors spawned from within the game does.

According to PC Gamer magazine (March edition 2009), there are currently 11 million World of Warcraft subscribers.  Each subscriber pays USD 15 per month to play.  The total running cost since 2004 is USD 200 million.  That may sound a lot but having a monthly revenue of USD 165 million only based on monthly subscription excluding merchandise and additional services, I reckon this game is a commercial success in a phenomenon scale.  On the day when the latest expansion was out, 1,944 copies (USD 40 each) were sold every minute.

Cynthia and I have been progressing pretty well in the World of Warcraft.  Successful is probably a wrong choice of word.  To be meaningful in the game, it is not only about mastering the game mechanism, which on its own, it is mathematically complex (click here if you are curious and don’t miss the graphs towards the bottom of the page).  It requires you to have a grasp on economy (everyone in the game knows that we need to transform time and effort into virtual currency).  It requires you to build a good network for the collaboration effort within the game.  It requires you to do virtual daily chores and above all, a deep knowledge on the vast game content.  Some are fun, some are just repetitive.  But the carrot is always there at the end of the stick.  As of today, both Cynthia and my characters are riding a dragon or two, getting exalted in a good number of fractions, almost epically geared, tearing heroic dungeons one after another, and we do it day in, day out.

Potential social stigma aside, both Cynthia and I as a result of that game spend much time together, almost every evening (with moderation).  We laughed at each other, screamed at each other, sitting right next to each other on different computers.  Think of it like a nightly basketball game with your partner, or a nightly game of bridge.  We now have our own private jokes and references whenever we talk about something, something even as trivial as our holiday planning.

High level holiday planning I meant.  We know we will be landing in Barcelona.  We know where we will stay for the first three nights.  What’s after?  I will tell you when we are back in two weeks’ time.  Have a good one.

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Diary

A Roach Beheaded

~ Lift ~

You know what it is like when you come face to face with a reality that is so absurd, so out of what you have experienced thus far and you ponder upon the numerous possibilities, for many days and years, in an attempt to seek out the truth.  But the truth is it could be due to something so very obvious, like I finally discovered why I am getting electric shock while playing guitar; or in the absence of an imminent repetitive pattern, it would simply remain as a mystery.  Like that one morning I woke up, I discovered a dead roach beheaded on my kitchen floor.

I don’t sleepwalk; I flee when I see roaches; and I kill them with my can of insecticide spray.  I don’t execute roaches, like that one aunt I knew who would pick up a huge live roach with her bare hand, over the toilet bowl she would tear it into two pieces swiftly and flush the parts down.  That decades old image has lived with me for ages.  And dare I say, for many years to come.

Monday morning started as uneventful as ever till I saw a dead roach on the floor, while I was boiling water for our coffee.  First I felt relieved.  Because it was dead.  Then I noticed something bizarre.  Its head was separated from its body for a good distance, both upside down, covered with ants.  What could possibly behead the roach?  Do roaches get into fight and tear each other’s heads off? Was it attacked by a home lizard?  Or was it disassembled by the ants for easy transportation?  Did It fall down from the ceiling and broke its neck, literally so much so that its head fell off?

A dead beheaded roach that set my imagination ran wild.

When Cynthia stepped into the kitchen, for her cup of coffee, while I was ironing my shirt, I shared with her my bizarre observation.  “It was roach vampire,” she said casually.  “Like a vamp-roach?” I exclaimed.  “Like in the movie Blood, its head got exploded by a vampire hunter,” she replied calmly as she carried her breakfast leaving the kitchen and headed to the living room ready to start the day with today’s paper.  The visual image and the countless possibilities that overcharged my brain didn’t seem to bother her.

“Did you throw it away?” Cynthia asked with her eyes and thought glued to today’s paper.  “Yes, both the head and the body,” I replied as I dipped deeper into my pool of imagination on the endless possibility of a roach beheaded.

Could it be …

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Linguistic Snippet of My Life

Snippet Of My Life Episode 20 – Extreme Idol, Extreme Sport, Extreme Spanish Verb

Extreme Spanish Verb

Extreme Idol

So Adam Lambert didn’t win the title.  On the next day, I briefly joined the countless of fans reading through hundreds of comments easily found in the Internet.  It was as though we all need a global support group, to hear that common voice.  Majority of the younger audience these days probably won’t appreciate the vocal powerhouse of Freddy Mercury or Axl Rose, the mighty guitar skill of Slash and Brain May.  So get over it.  We all love Poker Face more.  It would have been nice for Adam’s career had he gained the title.  Then again, I think it is the American Idol franchise’s loss more than anything else. 

I love the franchise.  And due to the time difference, by the time we get to watch the result shows in Singapore, there bound to be someone around us who can’t contain the emotion and broadcasts the result.  To some, it’s no big deal.  To others, the anticipation throughout the day, the excitement of spending an hour or two in front of a TV to wait for that very nail biting moment is gone, utterly spoilt.  So I have developed this natural defence system.  On the day of the result show, I would avoid visiting Facebook and even CNN.  On the season finale, I would take leave if I could.  And if I couldn’t, like this year, I would not read any text messages sent to my phone.  Call me if you need to contact me.  I would not watch the tiny television inside the lift and I would listen to my music throughout the day if possible.  For two consecutive years, Cynthia – rather sad really as she too is a fan of American Idol – knew the result prior to the finale because someone sent her a text message.  Throw that phone away, just for a day.

Extreme Sport

Unlike American Idol, my new interest F1 is usually broadcast live on a Saturday and Sunday afternoon or evening.  I love watching F1.  Such an extreme sport.  To win a race, the car constructor has to do a fabulous job in constantly evolving the car throughout the season, the engineer has to closely monitor the car’s condition, traffic condition ahead and behind, weather condition, competitors’  lapping performance, and decide on the pit stop strategy, the driver has to perform and take care of the car during the race, and the team has to adapt to the different circuit challenges as they tour the world for the race.  Accidents may happen, safety car may come out, mistake can happen anytime, anywhere that some teams may be able to take advantage of while others cannot.  And it is a flawless execution of the entire team, from qualifying round to the actual race, that has a higher chance of a podium celebration.  F1 is not just some cars going round and round in circle.  These are the meanest machinery on Earth that can go beyond a speed of 300 km per hour.  It’s an extreme sport with rule of the game changes every year.

Extreme Spanish Verb

If day one of my Spanish Class was to start with Spanish Verbs, I would have quited long ago.  In Spanish, the verb ir means to go.  In English, we have the verb forms goes, going, went, and gone for the verb ‘go’.  What about its Spanish equivalent?  To conjugate the verb ir, we need two pages of text (see picture above).  Those highlighted in red are without any pattern.  You have to exercise brutal memorization for that one irregular verb.  And these conjugations are not often found in the dictionaries.  You have to know their model form.  Ir is one of the hardest verb to remember, I reckon.

Below is a straightforward regular verb vivir side-by-side with the English equivalent – to go – in four simple tenses.

  • (I) live, (you) live, (he/she) lives, (we) live, (you [plural]) live, (they) live / vivo, vives, vive, vivimos, vivís, viven
  • (I) lived, (you) lived, (he/she) lived, (we) lived, (you [p]) lived, (they) lived / viví, viviste, vivió, vivimos, vivisteis, vivieron
  • (I’ll) live, (you’ll) live, (he/she’ll) lives, (we’ll) live, (you’ll [p]) live, (they’ll) live / viviré, vivirás, vivirá, viviremos, viviréis, vivirán
  • (I’ve) lived, (you’ve) lived, (he/she has) lived, (we’ve) lived, (you’ve [p]) lived, (they’ve) lived / he vivido, has vivido, ha vivido, hemos vivido, habéis vivido, han vivido

That covers 25% of the verb conjugation for ‘to live’ in Spanish.  In case if you wonder, that is not the most amazing thing I have observed today.  In today’s class, our teacher Natalia played an audio clip on several repeats and Cynthia was able to pick up major sentences while I was staring into space.  That, is extreme Spanish, from me to you for me.  (OK, you have to be an American Idol fan to get this).

I look forward to Adam Lambert’s upcoming release that goes without saying, my anticipation does come with hopes and fears.  I look forward to a good F1 season though the memory of the last season has hardly faded and now we do it all over again.  I may still watch the next season of American Idol and most likely, I will drill deep into the land of extreme Spanish Verbs, this weekend, and do what I best in doing: extreme memorization.

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Diary Photography

My Dog and My Family, One Day at a Park

My Dog and His Dog Tak Tak

I wonder if any of you remember precisely what you did during the New Year Day, or on that day, what has gone into your mind.  I didn’t.  As I processed my digital mountain worth of photo backlog, the timestamp of this particular photo collection tells me that on New Year Day, my family took our lovely dog to the park.  Ma joined late, it was a cold day, and there were moments when our beautiful white dog drew attention from the fellow park visitors, unintended attention from the dogs bigger than him, smaller than him.  Pa doesn’t like our dog to get bullied by other dogs, I get it.  To the extend of over-protectively keeping our dog inside the house most of the time, I don’t get it.  But then again, I don’t keep a pet, have no clue on what it’s like, and in the rare moment, during our stay in Hong Kong for my sister’s wedding, this is a photo album of my dog and my family, one day at a park.

I understand not everyone likes to go through others’ family photo albums.  And so, I have extracted 12 photos to share at the bottom of this blog entry.  For our family and friends and readers who are more or less in touch with my family life, I have added a new high resolution photo album (59 photos) to my online collection for sharing.  Inside, you will get to see a lot of pictures of our dog, my parents, my sister Lora and her husband Benny, and Cynthia and I.  I have included mostly spontaneous shots, may not necessary be the best shot for my subjects.  Nevertheless, I know how they look at their best, at their not-so-best.  I treasure those moments that I tend to forget more.

My dog’s name is Tak Tak.  The direct Chinese translation of his name would sound strange.  So I would say, he is named after the can-do attitude.  Tak Tak is an amazing dog.  So clever in so many ways, he is a gift from Heaven for my parents who are living thousands of miles away from my sister and I in Singapore.  When he was still a puppy, before my sister’s emigration, Tak Tak had an accident, at my home in Hong Kong, and broke a leg.  The operation would cost more than getting a new dog.  It was a hard decision to make because we have a humble family income, Pa has long retired.  My family has decided to go through the pain and the expense of an operation.  Deep inside, although I don’t know Tak Tak that well, I am sure he knows that he is loved by those around him.  And I can understand the tears in his eyes whenever my parents leave home for an overseas holiday.

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Photography Travel Blog

Photos of Taman Safari Taken During Our Trip to Bandung, Indonesia

An Owl at Taman Safari, Indonesia

I agree with Haruki Murakami: The older we get, the busier we become.  Maybe as I acquire wisdom and experience, more opportunities open up; maybe time is taking a chip off my efficiency, slowly but surely.  It is a good and a bad problem at the same time.  I enjoy writing pieces that are more personal.  But my life is not that exciting on a day-to-day basis.  And some pieces take time for a common theme to evolve.  So, in between, I fill my writing diary with my thoughts on the things that I consume, like music, books, movies, and etc; things that I am passionate in.  Reviews of these sorts usually generate a decent amount of web traffic but lack the readers’ interaction in the form of comments.  Google thinks that both are important measures for relevancy.  To me, I just wish to keep practicing my writing skill regardless of the topics of my choice, as often as I can.  Either outcome is a nice-to-have but certainly not something to-die-for.

I still have tons of photos sitting inside my computer waiting to be selected and processed.  To be honest, it doesn’t take long to compile and publish one photo album.  It is just tedious and I always seem to have something better to do.  I love Bandung and so does Cynthia (her birth town).  And because of the recent infrastructure upgrades – a new highway connecting with the capital as well as the availability of more direct flights into the city – Bandung has suddenly become an attractive tourist spot.  If you do visit Bandung one day, you should not miss the Taman Safari as one of your daily excursions.  Into the valley of the tea plantations, you literally drive into the Safari Park and are up close and personal with the animals.  If someone was crazy enough to get off the car and stroke the roaming tigers and lions, no one would care.

OK.  Someone may care.  Inside the confined area of the most ferocious animals on earth (beside us, humans, of course), there are guards watching over the visitors and the animals making sure that both us and them behave.  There was a big sign asking us not to wind down the window.  As I opened a tiny gap sticking my long camera lens out of the passenger seat window, I felt the guards intensively staring at me from their jeep.  And as these ferocious animals moved towards our car, everyone inside the car would scream and I would quickly retreat and wind up the window.  Everyone would laugh and the cycle continued.

Follow the link below if you wish to view a complete set of photos (50 in total) including my offbeat comments for each photo.  I don’t run the Animal Planet cable channel here so do excuse me if I can’t get the names of the animals correct.  Hope you enjoy viewing it as much as I risk my life making it.

CLICK HERE to view the complete photo album with captions (50 photos in high resolution)

Below is a sampler of my Taman Safari photo album (10 in total).

PS. Photos taken on December 13, 2008.

Related Tag: Bandung December 2008 Trip