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I See I Write

American Idol, Hooters, 6 Figures, and Power

Alright. The above was taken when Katherine performed last week in American Idol. Remember last week I was sort of upset that she was misjudged (and Simon did an apology on the result day). This week, she sort of messed up on the first song. Hope the second song saves her.

Met up with RC for lunch at Hooters – his beloved restaurant. Seriously, the standard of the waitresses have gone down real bad. While RC was still mesmerised from one of the DVD Chinese series (and he will lend to me while my wife Cynthia will be gone overseas next week), I was jaw dropped by his 6 figures leave encashment when he switched job and his ex-company paid him a performance bonus (or commission so as to say) in another 6 figures. Wow … that is a lot of money!

I was sharing with him how I have upgraded my PC and that I am considering getting a Plama TV. Our discussion went wild and if I am to upgrade my PC’s power supply (as a matter of time) and if I am to use my Hi-Fi and Plasma TV to play game … the power consumption would be … my PC (600W), Plasma TV (350W), and Hi-Fi (200W) … a total of closed to 1,200W of power! Well, to help you imagine, when the iron is on, it consumes 1,200W of power and the iron will go off once it is hot enough. My new entertainment system won’t.

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For the Geeks Game Reviews

Warhammer 40,000 – Dawn Of War

Having equiped my computer with 2 video cards, I have revisited the game Warhammer 40,000 (real time strategy game) and see what my cards are capable of. As I was taking screenshots, I thought why don’t I write a story about one of the missions that I partook?

The mission began with the Librarian and Inquisitor arrived at the base not convinced that there was another alien force in the planet other than the Orks.

As part of the advancement of the combat units, capturing strategic points is part and puzzle of the mission.

And look what I have discovered. The alien units!

My tanks – Whirlwind – have a super long range. See how they destroy the enemy base. Ground was shaking I swear.

What is Warhammer without an intense battle? (In fact, there were many of these battles.)

Alright, we have found an Orks base. Seek and destroy!

My scouts are the great infiltraters. One of the coolest looking units.

I was advised to build a second base so HQ (headquarter) here it came.

As soon as I have started building this second base, our base was under heavy fire.

Indeed, nothing we couldn’t handle. As soon as the area was secured, the Librarian and Inquisitor travelled in style inside the transport units – Rhino. (My own idea … thought it would be cool to have main characters travel in “limo”.)

Soon after the Librarian and Inquisitor have arrived, they have confirmed the existence of this alien race.

And of course, as for me, mission accomplished.

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Diary

Such a sad day!

After a long day from work, I rewinded my tape and watched the American Idol. My favourite Katherine McPhee I thought did really well with stage presence and all. But the words from the judges were so harsh that broke my heart.

However, if to look at the overall performance of all the contestants, Eliot Yamin’s performance was the best I have to say. I really hope that Katherine won’t be voted out.

During the show, I especially love a quote by Andrea Bocelli – “To be great, it is destiny”.

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Book Reviews Fiction

Cathleen Schine’s She Is Me

Impressed by one of her previous novels The Love Letter that was adopted both by a Hollywood movie as well as a Japanese film, I picked up She Is Me from the library. I must have read The Love Letter some ten years ago so I was eager to find out if She Is Me is as good.

When I read a book, I usually try to look out for something fresh. In a way, the narration changes from the grumpy grandma Lotte, to mother Greta who never complained leaving the people around her having to anticipate her needs, and finally to Greta’s daughter Elizabeth who has a son Harry and insisted to stay out of marriage.

Grandma Lotte was dying of skin cancer and Elizabeth has quited her job as a professor and took up screenplay writing in order to stay with her grandmother. To Elizabeth, marriage is the cause of adultery because if there is no marriage, there is no such thing as adultery.

As Lotte’s health was deteriorating and Greta was diagnosed having colon cancer and have to undergo treatment, it is when the whole depression of death sinking into readers’ minds. Greta’s falling in love with another woman and Elizabeth’s affair added drama to the whole novel and I especially like the question raised: where does privacy end and secrecy begins?

I enjoyed the novel. Not a page turner I must say and I suspect even if I have read Flaubert’s “Madame Bovary” – Elizabeth was supposed to write a modern script based on that – I would not have gained much out from it.

Towards the end of the novel, it was mentioned that passion is pointless. Or is it?

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For the Geeks

One PC Two Graphic Cards

I switched on the power half expected my computer to go kaboom. I saw three fans were moving but wait, what happened to the other two? A journal of my got-nothing-better-to-do-and-brainlessly-added-a-second-graphic-card adventure.

If technology bores you, at least admire the beautiful picture on the left taken right after I am the official proud owner of a computer that has two graphic cards. Can you see the characters “SLi”? If you wonder where are the two graphic cards, they are on either side of those characters.

I kept telling myself that I hold a Master degree in the field of computing. But the reality is when it comes down to the computer and me, something supernatural in nature bounds to happen. And in my opinion, all these hardware installation and configuration and manuals and all are written by the geekest of the geeks and only the geekest of the geeks can operate and understand them at ease.
When I upgraded my computer couple of months ago, I have this vision of having two graphic cards taking my gaming experience beyond the wildest of my imagination. Think of this like a car. Imagine there exists a car that, if it pleases you, can fit not just one, but two engines underneath the bonnet. It runs like a sport car with one engine. With two engines, you feel as though you are no longer driving but rather, flying.

Why didn’t I get 2 graphic cards in the first place? Well, back then, the price for one card was S$450. Spending S$900 on graphic cards seemed a bit excessive back then. Today, the card is less than S$340. The price is dropping but so is product (dropping off the shelf that is). The cards have to be identical. Otherwise, it won’t work.

Over Chinese takeaway, I was looking at my new graphic card and then at my computer and I was trying to figure out how the hack I was going to power my new card. In the old days, I just needed to plug the card into the slot and it would work. You see, this wonderful card requires a supplementary power supply that takes not just one, but two “power plugs”. I was searching high and low for spare “power plugs” but found none. After dinner, I creatively freed up some and ended up having two fans not working (hence the beginning of this journal). I swear I found two plugs saying “Fans Only” but somehow, supernaturally, the idea did not work.

And I was compelled to try to search for the manual of my power supply unit. I was in tears (of joy) when I found three “extension plugs” that convert one “power plug” into two.

Without reading the graphic card manual in details (who read manuals these days?!), I plugged the new identical card into the allocated slot. In doing so, I had to move the sound card down and removed the extra USB outlets in order to make space for my “new engine”. Not a problem. If my car can fly, I can do with 2 lesser USB outlets.

Like a kid with new puzzle, I found a “bridge” that straddle across the two cards. I read the manual once more and realized that I have to flip one of the big chips on board upside down! Oh no! That chip was located right in the middle of the two cards and since I had difficulties in removing the cards from the slots, I squeezed my fingers into the tight space, released the chip, and turned it the other way round. Now, instead of reading “Single Video Processor”, it read “Dual Video Processor”. Make sense, isn’t it?

After placing the “bridge” on my two beloved cards, according to the manual, there was a “mechanical device” to lock the “bridge” in place. I found the device in the box and installed it as per instructed.

Just when I thought that was it, I discovered another step in the manual asking me to power this wonderful mechanism or else the entire system would go unstable. How could I miss that?! Now, I have used up my last “extension plug”.

When all were in place, I did a sign of the cross and powered up my computer yet again. So far so good, no kaboom at all. In fact, the computer just booted up like every other days. Then I realized that I have to instruct the “brain” of my computer (read: BIOS) that I now am a proud owner of two graphic cards. Restarted the computer and set the instruction properly. Still, the operating system did not register the fact that I have a 2nd graphic card. Oh no! S$350 has gone to waste! Not to turn this already boring journal into something lower than a bored read, I have tried an hour and in desperation, I swapped the two identical cards around and viola, the operating system finally “discovered” that I have a new hardware. All of a sudden, my computer is “SLi enabled” (technical details can be found by clicking here)! Thanks to the invisible supernatural force.

To be honest, after taking my new car now fitted with two engines out for test driving, I hardly see any difference at all. Perhaps I am ahead of time. After reading up a bit more on SLi, I realised that not all the games and applications are built to utilize two graphic cards. The analogy is that there are only certain “roads” whereby my new car can fly.

In a way, it was a confidence boosting experience (after messed up on my very first assembled computer). And in a way, I know in the future, I won’t say to myself: If only I had two graphic cards …

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J Pop Music Reviews

Koda Kumi is HOT

Is she hot?  IS SHE HOT?!

I was not impressed with her first best collection. But this one … for S$24 … it comes with 1 CD, 1 DVD of her video, and 1 DVD of her live concert. Not only that, it comes with a Board of Film Censors, Singapore sticker of M18. M18 my friend. That means Mature 18! Must buy! So I did.

Just went through her video DVD. She is hot. No other words to describe.

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Silly Me

What I Do for a Living

I divide munchies for a living. No kidding. My partner-in-crime, she volunteered to get the job done but wait – how difficulty can that be right? I grabbed four shopping bags of candies and mini-chocolate bars in excess of S$100 home and started dividing them into four piles of munchies.

I riped the first bag of munchies up with such an enthusiasm and energy and in awe, I saw all the candies tossed into the air flying in different directions. Bad start. Not only that, I saw bits and pieces of chocolates and what not landed onto my floor together with an ant. Oh My God! My floor! Alright, I quickly pulled out my newspapers and continue the division. (Note: I don’t eat munchies in real life, my wife Cynthia does.)

Being the obsessive compulsive me, I made sure each pile has the exact number of munchies plus or minus one. Each pile is for 70 people’s one day consumption next week. After packing them up into four carrier bags, I frowned. Between now and next week, how am I to keep them safe from my munchies monster aka (a) my wife and my house pets aka (b) the ants?!

I mean, look at what does one bag of munchies mean? Cynthia will go mad seeing that and could finish them in a weekend! Well, since she is still in Bandung. Let me worry about that later.

But the ants! They are like everywhere! My toothbrush, my LCD monitor, my CDs, my floor …

So I pulled out the oven tray, filled it up with water, rested a plate on top on the steamer stand, and have my four days worth of munchies so unreachable by the ants. I would seriously be amazed if my house pets aka the ants can find a way in.

**** AFTER 10 minutes of posting the article ****

Alright, my friends told me that it is kind of hard to see from the picture how much munchies are there in one pile because it was all piled up. So I spread them out and took another picture. My friend asked where are Hershey’s Cookies & Cream … and I went … eh. She asked for Kit Kat’s funky flavours … and again, I went … eh. She asked how many munchies in one pile. Oh well, I did a count …

As shown in the picture above, there is an estimation of 240 munchies for 70 adults in one day.

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Silly Me

Cough Pills

I met my favourite doctor this morning again. How are you, he asked me. Well I am HERE! was my reply. After some brief examination, I looked at him in puzzlement and his wise reply was – the virus has spread (oh no?!) and it is still lingering. He delivered the news with such a happy face that I really couldn’t read his mind.

I am going to give you something to clear the phlegm, he said. And then he asked, with a frown, if I want some lozenges. Of course I need! Give me more! Give me many! You sure, he inquired. Duh?!

Finally, he told me that he would give me some cough pills. No, no, no! Give me cough mixture! The one that knocks me off to bed! Not sure he felt taken aback by my challenging of his authority, he reinterated that the cough pills are good for me. They won’t knock me off to bed.

When I collected my pills and my well deserved medical certificate, I stared at the cough pills label in disbelieve. It said: May Caused Drowsiness.

Duh!

******* TWELVE HOURS LATER *******

Alright, these cough pills are potent. They knocked the living crap out of me and sent me straight to bed. Side effects including headaches and wanting to puke. I think I would live with the cough itself and have more lozenges.

Related Entry: My Doctor Prescribed Nanotechnology Enabled Medicine For My Jaw

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Silly Me

Pills

Pills ... duh!

I am still not well … you see, the “eyes” are for my throat and the “mouth” is for my nose. I still got upset by Friday’s headline news (see blog of previous day) and today, I have written a song called “Not the Lesser of Two Evils”.

Now, take a look at my lozenges … the label said: suck 1 lozenges 4 times a day and do not exceed 12 within 24 hours. The problem is, I NEED more than 1 lozenges every 4 hours. Aarrgh!

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Movie Reviews

Movies That I Have Recently Watched

Looks like these days I have plenty of free time. Cynthia and I did not plan to watch “Failure to Launch” and we bought the tickets out of spontaneousness. Have you ever watched a show that you enjoy while you are inside the cinema and totally have no recollection on plots or actings or whatsoever when you left the cinema? Ya, this is the kind of show.

“Crash” is an Oscar winning film and though Cynthia and my friend found the show so-so, I enjoyed it thoroughly. “Crash” painted the many facets of racial discrimination and delivered a plot that has many resolutions within the sub-stories while leaving many open-ended. To me, this movie is a rare gem.

“V for Vendetta” is a commercial film based on a short comic series. Cynthia, my friend, and I enjoyed it a lot. The script shines the most. The idea though conceptualized many years ago is still valid looking at the current affair of terrorism and the “authority”. Natalie Portman’s acting is good. And I especially like Hugo Weaving’s acting as V (Agent Smith from the Matrix, remember him?).

What “Ice Age 2” lacks of are an engaging plot and character development. The only thing that saved the movie from no star to perhaps 1 star is the small animal that is crazy over nuts.

Cynthia wanted to watch “Brokeback Mountain” and thanks to my friend from the office, I have borrowed the DVD that saved me from taking her to the cinema (and dragging my movie buddy along as well). To be fair, the movie is more than a gay cowboy show. But I can understand why many men may find it disgusting to see two men kissing and screwing each other on the screen (sorry, can’t use the word “love making”). Nevertheless, it is an Oscar winning film (I think) and if you can look beyond the intimacy between two men, it does have storyline on how these two men having their own normal love life – marriage and kids – and yet find time to spend with each other over 20 years. It is a love story that is nicely filmed. Too bad, I can’t relate to that.

“Tristan and Isolde” is an epic love story set in the Medieval Age when the Roman Empire just collapsed and Europe has fallen into the Dark Age. Tristan was from England and Isolde was from Ireland. I am more intrigued by the story itself rather than the acting and filming. Acting-wise, it is substandard. Filming-wise, well, I have seen much better ones like King Arthur and Troy. Sophia Myles played Isolde and she is just so adorable in the movie.