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Fragments of My Dreams

Fragments Of My Dreams Episode 16 – Curse of Ten Thousand Years of Hideousness

“In fire I burn, and what keeps me going is the distant memory of Alicia whom I love and miss so much.”

Alicia and I had chosen Forrestville to settle down, temporarily, because this small town was well embraced by nature’s beauty – a forest decorated with colorful flowers and endless streams of river, animals docile in nature not afraid to mingle with the few inhabitants who lived in our small town.  At times, rain drizzled in mid afternoon that in turn called upon the arrival of the rainbows.  Almost every evening, a large blanket adorned with a sky full of stars would gently cover our town.  It was spring throughout the year and there were dreams of nectar bestowed upon our dreamless nights.  In this heaven of serenity secluded from the rest of the civilization, Alicia and I lived in a humble cottage that we called home.

In front of our cottage was a generous garden where many tea parties were held.  The villagers thought that we were sisters.  Both of us had long blonde hair, fair skin resemblance of porcelain, and in a ripe age of twenty four, we drew attention, inevitably so.  In this world of interlaced dimensions and possibilities, we belonged to a reality whereby witches not only survived the Inquisition but also thrived.  Alicia and I could well be sisters, bounded by our vows to the craft of art and spirit.  We had stayed that age for far too long so much so that we could no longer remember our real age.  Mother Nature has the secret remedy of life renewal.  Many shamans and witches and poets and storytellers had spoken of it.  Only few had grasped the true path to immortality.

Not long ago, a new family had moved into Forrestville.  That was when our trouble began.  We seldom met the middle aged woman with red curly hair.  We however often played with her little girl in our garden and sometimes, in the little girl’s.  The little girl was never introduced as the woman’s daughter.  We simply assumed so, as the villagers had identified Alicia and I as sisters.  It did not take long for us to spot something odd about this little girl.  She seemed eerie.  It was like she was there but not quite there.  There was nothing visually incoherent per se.  She seemed well-mannered and friendly, intelligent for her age.  She seemed docile, almost too docile for someone of her age who should be screaming and dashing about, throwing tantrums and asking endless number of questions.  Or simply put – making noises.  None at all.  She seemed to enjoy our companionship in her calm and docile manner.  Always being polite, always being considerate.  When we were not interacting, she would fall into a dreamy state.  Was she here?  Was she not?  This little girl was eerie, adorably so.  We grew fond of her.

One day, the little girl asked, “Would you like to see where I live?”  Alicia and I were surprised because we had never been invited inside her cottage before.  We looked at each other and Alicia smiled, “Sure sweetie.  We would love to.”  Her mother was not at home.  In fact, we seldom see her mother in Forrestville.

It was a typical cottage filled with wooden furniture that combined practicality with aestheticism.  In the living room, while the little girl was showing me some of her drawings, I heard Alicia gasped next door.  She shouted, “You better take a look at this.”

I joined her in the study room.  I too gasped at the rows and rows of photos displayed on the wall.  The photos were ancient, from a different era.  There were photos of the little girl and there were photos of Alicia and me.  What were these?  The little girl appeared at the doorway looking gloomy.  And the little girl said, “She has been looking for both of you.”  I asked, “Who is she?”  The little girl replied, “She who found me.”

Alicia and I exchanged a cautious look and Alicia jumped in, “What do you mean by ‘she who found me’?”

A tint of emotion seemed to have wavered in the little girl’s eyes and the little girl continued, “She who is a Witch Collector; she who reanimated me; and she who will reanimate you two.  My soul has left my body long time ago.  I yearn for what it was like to be living again.  Through your companionship, I feel alive.  I remember what it was like to breath and to smile.  But I am afraid your time is running out.  She is on the way home sooner than I have anticipated.  I can feel her presence.”

Her words sent a chill down our spines.  Witch Collectors were witches who enjoyed collecting witches of exceptional quality and beauty.  To take ownership of a witch’s physical body was to expel the witch’s soul from her body and to continuously reanimate her empty shell via the dark energy channeled from within the Collector.

Alicia and I could sense that the Witch Collector was fast approaching.  There was nowhere to run or hide, little time to waste.  We needed to buy some time.  Alicia prompted me to think fast.  I conjured a mental picture of I flipping through our Book of Witchcraft.  Immediately, the spell “Curse of Ten Thousand Years of Hideousness” had crossed my mind.  Alicia read me and she cringed, “Must it be ten thousand years?”  No, I mentally replied her.  We could modify the spell as long as it rhymed.  So we invoked “Curse of Ten Bloody Hours of Hideousness” just before the soon to be furious Witch Collector stepped into her home.

We were ugly, really ugly.  Our faces were ugly like a tree bark.  Hundreds of small spores like mushrooms that emerged after a morning shower hang loose on our faces.  We did not need a mirror to confirm our ugliness.  We simply looked at each other’s face.  The Witch Collector spotted us and screamed, “What have you done?!  What have you done?!”

Her fury had no end.  Soon, a mist of swirling grey particles conjured around her as she chanted, “Wolves of the Ancient hear my call. Shred these witches to the core!”

Alicia reacted quickly and invoked a spell.  A portal that led to our safe haven was opened and we promptly stepped into it.  So did the little girl seconds before the portal was closed.

“Why do you follow us?” Alicia gasped.

“I do not want to live as a living corpse no more.  And I don’t care where you are taking me,” cried the little girl.

“But we have no clue where we will go next, or do next,” I said.

“And we are really ugly,” Alicia added.

“For ten hours,” the little girl interjected.

She too read us.  Perhaps deep inside this soulless body of hers, the gift of witchcraft remained.  But the urgency of the matter prevented us from any more debates.

“How much time do we have?” asked Alicia.

The little girl pondered a little and replied, “You have till midnight until the moon rises.  That is when the Wolves of the Ancient become most ferocious.”

I could see Alicia frowning, drown in deep thoughts.  I could sense that she was thinking of that Ritual of the Black Portal.  A portal that was powerful enough to suck every being within its proximity and dispose them into a different realm.  Would the two of us be sufficient to open such ancient portal?  There was no time to think.  We needed to gather the materials quick.

Alicia turned to the little girl and said, “Listen.  This is very important.  We will attempt to obliterate the Witch Collector and her Wolves of the Ancient.  It is a dangerous ritual.  We want you to run as far away from us as you can.  If we succeed, there is a hope that your body may be able to reunite with your soul.  We don’t know how this ritual will turn out.  But we want you to stay away.  Do you understand?”

“No, I want to stay!” screamed the little girl.  She was human enough to throw a tantrum after all.

“Please.  We need to focus on this ritual.  We will not be able to protect you,” added I.

I did not pay attention on how the little girl eventually departed.  She vanished when I was not looking.  Alicia and I were busy gathering idols and dried animal parts, precious liquid of rare plant extracts, exotic dried insects, and rare incense.  We gathered the materials inside a hut not too far away from our cottage.  We prepared candles and enough dye to draw an ancient mysterious pattern on the ground in order to start the ritual.  It was almost midnight and there was one essential ingredient that we were still working on – two pieces of rope coated in ox blood mixed with tears of dawn dried slowly by the smoke of the earth.  Ox for its strength to hold us onto our current realm and the tears as love, hope, and compassion.  When the rope was ready, we tied one end around a tree and another end on our wrists.  It was close to midnight.  Ten hours have passed and almost instantly, we returned to our former beauty.  Not too far away, we heard the howling of the wolves.  We looked into each other’s eyes and nodded.  There was no need for words, no time for words.

Alicia and I joined our hands and we started the Ritual of the Black Portal.  Our breathing intensified.  The cracking of the candle wicks around us slowly counting down to our midnight doom.  Nothing happened.  I looked around mentally checking all the ingredients.  Nothing was missing.  Everything was in order.  No matter how hard we focused, the portal did not appear.  The Witch Collector appeared on the other side of the river, and soon, her Wolves of the Ancient.

“My children.  Look at you two.  Such fine beauty.  It would be a pity to tear your hearts out,” screeched the Witch Collector in her mad laughter, “Yield now!  Release your soul and let me grant you my version of immortality!”

Alicia and I were determined.  We would rather die fighting till the end than being reanimated as living corpses.  Although we were powerful witches in our own rights, the ritual somehow could not be completed.  We were perplexed and desperate as the Wolves of the Ancient drew near.  It was once said that the way to kill a witch is to eat her heart and burn her body.  It looked as though our end was fast approaching, as the moon rose from the horizon.  Did I have any last regret?  I had no regret and I had plenty of regrets.  I regretted not being able to spend more time with my beloved Alicia.  I looked at my beautiful Alicia.  And there and then, I sensed the feeling of mutual reciprocation.  Tears were running down our faces.

As the pack of wolves crossed the river, we felt a third pair of hands joining ours.  Power ran through our veins.  Just like that, the Black Portal was opened.  A grand translucent egg as tall as a tree emerged, pulsating with dark energy ready to devour all that were not secured to this realm.  The sky was blackened, roared with thunders.  The portal grew stronger and there was only a small window of opportunity before it collapsed.  The little girl – a former witch – has returned for us and helped us to complete the ritual.  Alicia screamed, “Why do you come back?”  The little girl fought back her tears and did not say a word.  “You will be sucked into the same realm that this Witch Collector and these wolves are heading!  Is that what you want?” I shouted.  The little girl was shivering, but did not utter a single word.  Her lips were tightly closed and her eyes were widely opened.  In one quick movement, Alicia untied her rope, put it around the little girl’s wrist and smiled, “Live well.  You deserved it.  Thank you for completing our ritual.”  The little girl screamed, “No!  Please let me go!”

There was no time to think, no need to think.  I untied my rope, wrapped it around Alicia and said, “I love you.  And see you in another life.”  I turned to the little girl and said, “Take care of Alicia for me.”  Before they could react, I jumped into the Black Portal.  Soon, the Witch Collector and the rest of her wolves followed.  As magical as how the Black Portal appeared, it vanished suddenly leaving behind a veil of silence that embraced what was lost and what was gained.

On the other side the portal was the realm of Nebula Inferno.  I had no recollection thereafter.  In this fire I burned.  In this fire we burned.

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Comedy Movie Reviews Romance

Friends With Benefits – Mila Is Adorable

I don’t think it has anything to do with aging (I hope).  It was a pretty hectic week at work.  In some instances, you can almost measure how overloaded one is by observing the number of mistakes one begins to make.  I read the showtime of 17:30 as 7.30pm, which was obviously wrong.  Saturday traffic near Orchard area was horrendous.  We have so many cars in town.  Perhaps all we need is a second Orchard area to split the crowd.  This weekend, we are confined to our areas nearby.  Japanese sushi and sake on a Friday night, Nonya food on a Saturday afternoon and a home-cooked cod fish meal for dinner, takeaway Yong Tau Foo for lunch after Sunday Mass and yet another home-cooked meal for dinner.  All within the proximity of our home.

Back to our previous weekend, by the time we reached the cinema, we were 10 minutes late (actually, we were 2 hours and 10 minutes late).  Cynthia was starving and TK was not feeling 100% either.  So, in retrospect, it was a blessing in disguise.  We had a relaxing dinner and the cinema was kind enough to print another set of tickets for us.  Same movie, same time, but on the next day.

“Friends With Benefits” is so much better than “No Strings Attached“.  Some parts of “Friends” are a bit uncomfortable to watch.  But not as bad as “Strings”.  I do not know many celebrities who publicly admit that they play World of Warcraft.  Mila Kunis has played WoW once upon a time.  That is a good enough reason for me to be her fan.  For most part of the movie, she is irresistibly adorable.  It is the dialog and the way she carries it more than anything else.  As for Justin Timberlake, I did not have high expectation on his acting ability.  There seems to be chemistry between the two on screen.  That too is good enough for me.

Movies like these often have little takeaways.  The story seems to conclude that with girls, it is not just sex, however casual the relationship is.  I thought that we have well passed the era of sexual stereotype after all these years.

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Drama Foreign Movie Reviews Romance

Apple Of My Eye – A Taiwanese Movie, A Nostalgic One For Me

How many of us end up spending the rest of our lives with our school day sweethearts?  Do you remember the time when love was so awkward, so childish?  We kept on reading and sending the signals wrongly, but yet our puppy love affair appeared to be  at the center of our universe, all that we could think about?  Watching “Apple of My Eye” put me right where that piece of my memory has faded.  It reminded me of what love once was.  Not only that.  This movie brought me back to the time before mobile phones were widely used, a time whereby a public phone booth was the only place to make a conversation with someone far away.  Yes, once upon a time I queued at a phone booth to call that special someone; once upon a time I was by a phone booth waiting for that one phone call.  Dating scene was quite different back then.

I cannot recall how many guys in this movie were chasing after the same girl.  Looking at the movie poster, there must have been five.  The background of the story was set in 1994, with boys chasing after girls in school and beyond.  Some of the silly things that boys do are so real that watching them made me cringed (in a good albeit embarrassed way I suppose).  It is a comedy, with tons of drama.  Some bits are quite exaggerated, probably due to the fact that the story was retold from the memory of a first person perspective (boys are really not that gross, at least most of us are not I hope).  These scenes are a good laugh nevertheless.

It is quite rare to see such honesty in a movie.  Cynthia and I enjoyed watching it.  Once upon a time, love was so innocent, so pure.  It is a film about growing up too.  If I am to directly translate the movie title, it would called “Those Where The Years When We Chased After The Same Girl”.  I suppose “Apple Of My Eye” would be a better choice for the English speaking crowd.

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Diary Snippet of My Life

Snippet Of My Life Episode 33 – How Have You Been?

There are so many words I want to write.  So many ideas stuck inside that my head figuratively exploded in my bathroom this evening, while I was showering.  Instead of putting shampoo onto my hair, I used shower gel.  It smelt good, it smelt different.  And then I realized that my ‘shampoo’ shouldn’t smell different.  Smelling different was not good.  Times like this makes me wonder what I was thinking.

Lately, a multitude of events and activities have happened.  Some directly, and some indirectly hinder my usual pace of update in my website.  Before I pour out my words in a random relevance, there is one good news to share.

1. News of An Amiable Scale

Amelia is a beautiful name.  That is the name of my guitarist and my band manager’s 3.3 kg baby girl who arrived yesterday morning at 9.30am.  Three and a half years ago I was the emcee for their wedding.  That memorable day seems so far away.  Reminiscing the key events that happened from then till now can easily make my brain goes kaboom.  For those who have missed our band’s public performance one and a half years ago, that could well be the very last gig of No Eye Candy.  Our drummer falls in love.  Our guitarist and band manager now have a baby.  The only ones who stay relatively stationary are Cynthia – the bassist – and I.

Amelia, our Spanish teacher, is back from Spain.  People are gifted in different ways.  She must be one of the most cheerful person in the world.  With her in our classroom, our spirit lights up 10,000 watt.  Amelia speaks so much faster than our replacement teacher Gloria.  All of a sudden, I find myself standing on the quicksand of audio retardation.

2. What If All These Words Were to … Vanish?

It is not the first time my website is hacked.  The last few times that happened, I changed my blogging engine.  Now that I am using WordPress, I am unsure where else to turn to.  In the last couple of weeks, my website was hacked at least twice.  During the time when the fate of my website was unknown, Cynthia seemed to be more affected than I was.  She asked, “What if …”  It did come across my mind that all my close to 1,500 posts written since 1996 could vanish into a digital black hole.  If that did happen, what else could I do?  So I replied, “Well, I will have to start from the first post again.”  Cynthia was shocked by my calmness.  To be honest, it sucks thinking about it.  Thank God, while this tiny digital space of mine was somewhat violated, it is still alive with its legacy growing one post at a time.

3. Online Gaming and Work, Online Gaming and Life

The barrier of our imagination is often defined by our experience.  It is hard to describe what online gaming is if one has not immersed into one.  Recently, I have new observations in life and work that are revealed due to my experience in online gaming.  I will not write too much about the gaming bits that may be hard to relate.  Instead, I will focus on the life and work bits.

My work is getting busy lately.  I belong to a reasonably sized team.  In theory, workload should be evenly distributed among us.  But in reality, some may be busier than others.  Different people take this situation differently.  Some may make it a point to announce to the world that they are the busiest one.  Some may start to criticize and openly examine what others are doing.  I am the easygoing one.  If I am the only one working while everyone around me is taking a break, I am OK with that.  If I am one of the few who is taking a break while some are burning long hours, I am OK with that too.

When we play an online game, essentially we are playing a team based game.  Almost everyone has a meter to show how each of us is contributing on a real time basis.  Because different people come with different skills and levels of commitment, come from different age groups and genders, I have seen all sorts of patterns displaying in my meter.  At times when everyone is contributing at their maximum, it can be an exhilaration experience.  At times when one or two under-perform, I often do not mind carry them through.  However, it is not uncommon to see these under-performers being openly picked onto and humiliated by the high-performers.  Even being removed from the team.  If you think that this sounds like work, there is little difference between work and non-work.  There are no two hats we are wearing.  It is the same person at work or not.

One morning on our way to work, Cynthia and I chatted about our new online characters.  There will be new old challenges to overcome (the challenges are old to us but are new to our new characters).  Cynthia cringed thinking about it.  I pondered for a moment and said something like this: “It is the constant need to overcome challenges that keep us going.  That sense of thrill – the thrill of potential failure and defeat – is what makes life [or this game] interesting.  Treasure it because once we can comfortably overcome them, life [or this game] becomes another routine, a chore perhaps.”

4. Social Network and I, Social Network and You

Thanks to Google+, in the last three months, I am off the hook from the social networking scene.  It was a reset that got me off Facebook.  And I hardly spend the same amount of time and effort in Google+ like I did in Facebook.  This does bring some imbalance to my life.  It is as though a chunk of my life has been torn away.  I feel less inspired these days because I was used to a high level of online social stimulation and interaction.  I reckon it may take some time before my digital hormone returns to normal.  But it is a good thing, in the long run.

Today, I read a CNN article and it wrote:

Of course, if [the Facebook users] stopped and think about it, they would realized that Facebook is work … The hours Facebook users put into their profiles and lists and updates is the labor that Facebook then sells to the market researchers and advertisers it serves … We’re not the customers. We are the product.

Now that I am outside the social network, I do not deny the wisdom of the writer’s observation.

5. News of An Amiable Scale – A Prologue

Amelia is a beautiful name.  Yesterday inside our car, on the way home, I said to Cynthia, “If our baby does not come out fast, all the beautiful names will be taken.”  She giggled.  I believe that God has plans for us.  We may not understand why certain things do not happen at the time we think they should.  Perhaps the answers we sought after are less important than the contents life has presented to us on a daily basis.  Perhaps answers are to be earned in the form of rewards.

In short, this is how I have been lately.  Now, tell me, how have you been?

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Blu-ray / DVD Review

Ayumi Hamasaki Rock’n’Roll Circus Tour Final 7Days Special – Simply Amazing

The barrier of our imagination is often defined by our experience.  If you have not seen a Japanese concert by Ayumi Hamasaki before, it is hard to describe what you have missed.  Let me say, it is mind blowing.  Cynthia does not know her music.  But she has thoroughly enjoyed watching the music recording.  She even dug into the bonus clips of this 3 DVD collection.

I have been collecting Ayumi’s concert recording for years.  Each time I would think to myself: there is no way she can top that.  And she tops her performance time and time again.  Imagine a concert with a massive stage that extends deep into the audience, giant screens that blend the videos into the songs, a talented team of dancers in costume, band members in costume, and Ayumi in costume.  That wedding gown that extends all the way across the giant stage is jaw dropping.  Every move and every moment is meticulously choreographed, full of emotions that even if you are not a Japanese, you understand what the artists are trying to convey.  Then there is this theme of circus whereby additional talents are deployed on the stage as crowns and acrobats.  The edited concert lasted more than 3 long hours.  In between, there is even a game show hosted by Ayumi and some of her dancers so as to entertain the crowd.  There are in total 40 concerts, 7 of which werer delivered after a few month break with enhanced contents.  40 game shows were delivered with different scripts.  I have watched quite a number of concerts – live and recorded ones.  There is no production like a Japanese production.  There is no concert like a Ayumi concert.

It is inspiring, to say the least, to see how one person can look into so much details and deliver such a solid performance.  Ayumi is the one producer behind the scene.  True.  She has done it for years and that is probably why she is getting better at it year after year.  Looking at how hard she works throughout the year, she has my respect for her sacrifice and effort.  While watching the concert, Cynthia said to me, “Let’s go to Japan and watch her live.”  I may take up her offer on that.

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Linguistic My Hobbies

A Spanish Homework: Un Robo Extraordinario Que Tuvo Lugar En Barcelona

Lately, I have started to enjoy writing in Spanish, thanks to our replacement teacher Gloria.  Three years and more, our class has ground through our weekly Tuesday class.  That is two hours a week and over 300 hours of learning in total.  We must have invested more than S$5,000.  At the end of each lesson, we are often handed some homework that comes straight from the exercise books or handouts.  As an adult learner, this type of homework seems too little, too plain.  Writing assignments on the other hand are more involving, more interesting.

I may not be able to speak for the entire class, but I reckon most of us can’t fully understand what Gloria is asking us to write.  That leaves a lot of room for imagination.  Last week, I wrote a piece called “An Extraordinary Robbery that Took Place in Barcelona” as hinted in my previous blog entry.  Fortunate for me, Cynthia and I have recently visited Barcelona.  And I wanted to set the story against the backdrop of Park Güell.  For those who have not been to Barcelona in Spain, Park Güell is beautiful.  It is part of a UNESCO World Heritage Site that contains the works of the famous architect Antoni Gaudí.

A couple of weeks ago, Cynthia nudged me gently and asked, “Where are our photos from our trip to Spain?”  Good question.  I am still working on them.  Although it is more like: I am still waiting for the kick to get me into action, to get me started with the travel journal.  Of all the people who rely on the alarm’s snooze function to get out of the bed every working morning, I thought Cynthia should understand best.  My parents and my sister are often the ones who pressurize me to release the photos on the same day they are taken, with or without touch up.  I am often not comfortable in releasing my raw photos that way.  Even the most beautiful people in the world – which I am sure since you are reading this, you must have a sense of patience and are a lover of art and hence, you must be beautiful – would want to spend some time in private to doll themselves up before stepping out of the front door.  I would.

10 years ago, I worked in the island of Mauritius.  While it is a great place for honeymooners, it can be a rather depressing location for the expats.  It is because the infrastructure in the country as a whole supports the tourist industry more than the community of foreigners who work there.  In our team, Barbara was from Philippines and she would take more than an hour to get ready for an evening party.  And a few of us would wait in the car or at her living room.  Imagine those days without a smart phone or device to kill time, she did drive a few of us crazy.  I remember I was pretty cool about it.  We guys do not need to paint our faces, only need to shave on areas that are to be seen.  And we – at least I – do not have to think too much on what to wear and which accessories to go along with the whole package.  I enjoy looking at beautiful things and beings.  I do appreciate the time some girls pour into the entire dolling up process.  Hence the wait.

Back to the Spanish story, Gloria is kind enough to correct it, scanned it, and sent it back to me via email.  I have struggled quite a fair bit in using the past tenses, as some of you can see.  Our next assignment?  It is going to be a tough one: Culture and Traditions.

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Un Robo Extraordinario Que Tuvo Lugar En Barcelona

Fue Era la mañana del 13 Mayo 2007.  Yo era un detective pobre, sin un coche.  Después rRecibí una llamada telefónica para investigar un robo, salí de la estación de policía y tomé el autobús número 24 a Park Güell.  Fue Era un día caluroso.  El cielo fue era azul y la brisa fue era suave.  Era cómodo para tomar el autobús en Barcelona.  Después de un viaje bastante largo, llegué a Park Güell y me saludaron un mar montón de turistas.

Tomé el Camino del Monumento, se me apresuró apresuré, y anduve en dirección a La Casa.  Había muchos turistas tomando fotos de los monumentos.  En una azotea, una mujer bailó bailaba en público y los vendedores vendieron vendían algunos accesorios.  A veces, el viento levantó levantaba la arena del suelo ycegó cegaba mis ojos.

Cuando llegué a La Casa, fui recibido por una secretaria.  Yo dije: “Hola, buenos días.”

La secretaria dijo: “Buenos días.”  Se vio veía un poco nerviosa.

Me llamo Detective Ham.  Hemos recibido una llamada esta mañana acerca de un robo.”

Sí, sí.  Mi jefe llamó a la policía esta mañana.  Pero él ha salido.  ¿Hay algo que pueda ayudar en lo que pueda ayudarle?”

La secretaria era joven.  Tenía una cara del ángel y la voz del mosquito.  Su cabello fluía como el río y su cuerpo era tan frágil como la rama de un árbol.  Sus ojos se dibujaban mi alma en ella.

Yo dije: “¿Quizá podríamos comenzar con lo que falta?

Ella asintió con la cabeza y me llevó a la segunda planta.  Esta casa era pequeña, llena de los muebles raros diseñados por Gaudí.  La Casa era la casa de Gaudí.  Ahora, era un museo público.  La secretaria me mostró el cuarto de baño y dijo: “¿Puedes ver lo que falta?”

Me detuve y observé.  ¡El asiento del váter había desaparecido!

Yo dije: “¿Sabes quién es estuve robar?”

Ella inclinó la cabeza hacia un lado y dijo: “No lo sabemos.  Es por eso que llamó llamé a la policía.”

Bueno.  Esto era lógico, sin duda.

Una predicción, ¿por favor?”

Ella dudó.  Pude oler su perfume.  Tras un largo silencio, ella dijo: “Podría ser el plomero fontanero que fue estuve ayer.”

¿El fontanero plomero?”

Sí, el fontanero plomero.”

¿Cuál es su nombre?”

Lo siento.  No lo sé.”

¿Dónde vive?”

Ella negó con la cabeza.

Bueno.  ¿Puede describir su cuerpo?  ¿Flaco o gordo?  ¿Alto o bajo?”

Ella tomó un memento momento para pensar y respondió: “Bajo.  Muy bajo.”

¿Como un enano?”

Sí.  Como un enano.  Y él es un poco gordo.”

¿Gordito?”

Ella se rió: “Sí.  Gordito.”

¿Y el color de pelo?”

No sé.  Siempre lleva un sombrero.”

¿Qué pasa con la forma de la cara?”

Su cara es ancho ancha como un jabalí.  Y está sin afeitar.”

Yo seguí: “Decirme más sobre su cara, por favor.”

Él tiene los ojos saltones.  Uno es verde y el otro, azul.  Él tiene una nariz chata que hace ruido raro.  Es difícil describir su boca.  ¿Has visto la película que se llama Shrek?  Él tiene una boca como un ogro.”

¡En serio!  ¿Un ogro?”

Ella se rió: “Me gustaría ayudarte más.  Pero eso es todo lo que sé.”

Le di las gracias, tomé su información de contacto, y salí de La Casa.

Durante unos meses, me peinaba a través de la recorrí Barcelona en buscaba del fontanero plomero y el asiento del váter diseñado por Gaudí.  No tenía tuve suerte.  En medio de mi frustración, me acerqué a la secretaria.  En la víspera de Navidad, nos besamos en la puerta de su casa.  Pero eso fue todo lo que fuimos hicimos.  Ella no me invitó a su casa a tomar el té.  No sabía por qué.

Debido a mi incapacidad para resolver el caso, el 5 enero 2008, mi jefe me dijo que ya no trabajaba en Barcelona.  En su lugar, fui trasladado a Toledo.

En eEse día, quise llamar a la secretaria y decir adiós.  Pero no pude alcanzarla contactarla en su casa.  Pasé por su casa porque quise pasar dejar una nota.  AEn su puerta, de repente, yo quise hacer pis.  Afortunadamente, aunque no había nadie en casa, la puerta no estuvo estaba cerrada.  Me ayudé ayudó a entrar en su casa y me sorprendió gratamente por la decoración de interiores.

Cuando abrí la puerta del baño, me sorprendió lo que vi. He Había encontrado el asiento del váter perdido, diseñado por Gaudí!

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Linguistic My Hobbies

A Spanish Homework: Las Cosas Al Azar Sobre La Boca Y La Cabeza, Y Etc.

It is rather amazing that the six of us are still studying Spanish at Las Lilas School in Singapore.  The minimum class size is five for us to continue indefinitely.  So far, there is no sign of slowing down.  We are still crawling at snail-breaking speed.  At least I am, albeit the slowest of all.  The school has done something brilliant.  We used to have to take a test every 20 classes we attend.  For us, at our level, the school has done away with that requirement.  So long as we continue to turn up, we can continue to learn Spanish.

Doing away with such a checkpoint has pros and cons.  First, I do not need to study for the sake of having to pass an examination.  How well I score is hardly an indication of how good my Spanish is.  The flip side is that without the need to study for an examination, where then our motivation is going forward?  The function of a test, in my opinion, is to put people of a similar caliber into the same room.  Fortunately, the six of us are pretty passionate about learning the language, although some are doing better than others.  In our class, we have three boys and three girls.  The girls are constantly trashing the boys in all departments.  Such is life.  Girls are born linguists.  Boys are good at, say, changing light bulbs instead.  Or opening jars for that matter.

I cannot speak for the rest.  But my motivation without the rope of examination over my neck is how not to suck too much in class.  It can get rather humiliating at times.  Especially when I am unable to comprehend what the teacher has asked of me.  Or when I fail to articulate my thought without looking worse than a toddler.  Of all the activities, I enjoy doing homework that involves writing the most.  I can take my time to research on the words, lay them out slowly and carefully as one composition.  Cynthia may take half an hour to write what I write in two days.  But that does not bother me at all.

Last week, we have expanded our vocabulary on body parts.  Our homework was to write an essay on the first impression of meeting that someone using the words that we have learned.  I struggled a bit and have decided to write something remotely off topic.  I was half expecting my homework to be rejected by our replacement teacher.  She gives me an impression as someone who teaches by the book. True enough, she frowned after reading the rhyming Spanish title of my work – “The Random Things about Mouth and Head, and Etc.”  And she gestured with genuine shock, “What is this?!”

After the break, her reaction has turned 180-degree.  She called my work a “reflection” and she read sections of it in front of the class.  That was very nice of her.  Although I must say, I was pretty embarrassed by that good gesture.

I will not translate the entire short essay into English.  But I am appending my Spanish homework to the end of this blog entry for my future reference.  To think in English while writing in Spanish is challenging.  For example, to spend money, the verb to use is “gastar”.  To spend time, “pasar” is used instead.  I am still struggling on how to form sentences.  And I am already looking forward to next week’s assignment – an essay I would title as “An Extraordinary Robbery that Took Place in Barcelona”.

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Las Cosas Al Azar Sobre La Boca Y La Cabeza, Y Etc.

1. La Cabeza

Si veo a alguien con una gran cabeza, a menudo pienso que es egoísta.  Pero en serio, las personas con cabezas grandes normalmente son bastante inteligentes.  No quiero decir que las personas con cabezas pequeñas son estúpidas.  Ellos no son tan inteligentes.

2. El Hombro

Si veo a alguien con un hombro ancho, a menudo pienso que es un nadador.  De los cuatro estilos de natación, me gusta nadar a mariposa.  Hay una canción de inglés y se llama “Un hombro para llorar”.  La escuchaba cuando era joven.  Me imaginaba cantando a una chica con el corazón roto.

‘Todo el mundo necesita un hombro para llora… Todo el mundo necesita un amigo con quien confiar…’

3. Las Cejas

Algunas chicas gastan mucho dinero y pasan mucho tiempo para recortar las cejas.  Creo que las cejas buenas realzan la belleza de la cara.  Sin embargo, la belleza está en los ojos de los espectadores.  En el pasado, las chicas se afeitaban las cejas.

No me gusta eso.

4. La Nariz

Tengo una amiga que ha hecho una ‘nariz-trabajo’.  Ella se ve diferente, con una nariz de plástico.  Es casi demasiado perfecto.  ¿Me gustan las chicas con las partes del cuerpo de plástico?

Depende.

5. Los Labios

¿Cuál es la función de los labios?  A menudo me pregunto.  A las chicas les gustan pintarlos.  Los chicos les encantan besarlos.

6. La Boca

En China, hay un proverbio.  La enfermedad proviene de lo que entre en nuestras bocas.  El desastre proviene de lo que salga de nuestras bocas.  ¿Está de acuerdo?

7. Los Dientes

¿Con qué frecuencia vista a su dentista?  No me gusta visitar a mi dentista.  Él me causa mucho dolor, siempre.

8. Las Orejas

¿Por qué los elefantes tienen las orejas grandes?  ¿Los caracoles tienen las orejas?  ¿Podemos ver las orejas de los pingüinos?  ¿Por qué algunos profesores tiran de las orejas de los estudiantes?  ¿Por qué a algunas chicas les gustan tirar de las orejas de sus novios?

9. La Cara

En la vida real, la cara más adorable es la que está llena de amor y amabilidad y la sonrisa.  En una película, me gusta la cara de Clara Lago.  Ella tiene una cara bonita, y dos ojos grandes.

Tengo dificultades para recordar las caras con nombres.  Nunca puedo recordar los nombres.  Creo que todos deberían llevar una etiqueta con su nombre en la calle.

10. El Pecho

¿Por qué algunos chicos tienen el pelo en el pecho y otros no?  ¿Por qué los gorilas se golpean el pecho?

11. La Espalda

Hay una canción en español que me gusta mucho.  Se llama “Caricias En Tu Espalda” por un grupo llamando Despistaos.  El coro es algo como esto: Dame el tiempo que no te haga falta y prometo invertirlo en caricias en tu espalda.  Es hermoso, ¿no?

12. Las Piernas

Cuando llego tarde a una cita, mi excusa común es: Tengo las piernas cortas.  ¿Y tú?  ¿Cuál es tu excusa común?

13. El Talón

Es importante saber que el talón de Aquiles no era su debilidad.  La flecha se envenenó con la sangre de la Hidra.  Eso fue lo que mató a Aquiles.

14. Los Ojos

De todas las partes del cuerpo, los ojos me gustan más.  De hecho, son las ventanas de nuestras almas.  Puedes saber como es una persona mirando a los ojos.

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Diary

How We Celebrated Mid-Autumn Festival

Out of the blue, my sister called me at work yesterday.  Everyone at the bench area turned to me as I was speaking in Cantonese.  Yes, I am bilingual.  If you are to count my half baked Spanish, I am quasi-multilingual.

Quickly, I moved into a phone booth as I battled – mentally speaking – on how to react to my sister’s for lack of a better word, ‘ambush’.  An ambush with a good intend no doubt.  Perhaps as one gets older, one prefers to plan ahead.  Like my mother who called me while I was watching The Voice on TV half an hour ago.  She asked, “What time are you going to arrive in Hong Kong?”  I shrugged and looked at Cynthia for help.  Then my mother asked, “Which day and what time are you leaving Hong Kong?”  Even Cynthia, my travel organizer, struggled to remember the booking information.

Back to yesterday, inside the phone booth, my sister proposed that we should – in a few hours’ time – have a reunion dinner and honor the tradition of Mid-Autumn Festival.  Jolly good.  But what would happen to the defrost meat that we were going to cook in the evening?  And my home was in a total mess.  Time, yes we need time to plan doing something, or even doing nothing.

Eventually, we worked through the logistics.  Our close to two years old niece Bethany is adorable.  When she says hi and bye, those moments melt our hearts.  And she is able to address me properly in Cantonese!  I have been waiting for this moment for months.  Months!  My sister said that they may not need to send Bethany for a music appreciation class.  They can send her to my home instead.  I tried to play guitar with her.  Getting a sustained attention from a kid for more than half a minute is hard.  Asking her not to yank the strings off my beloved Spanish guitar is even harder.  I am a patience man.  In my vision, I am still seeing Bethany playing a grand piano, rather than a Spanish guitar.

After dinner, we popped by a playground in our condo.  To be frank, I have not stepped inside the playground after all these years of living here.  The noticeboard says that the playground is strictly for children under 12 years of age.  Since Bethany was with us, we happily stepped into the playground for the first time.

Our niece seemed to have a good time.  The amount of time parents have to spent in order to play and to take care of their kids is mind blowing.  I salute all the parents in this world, including mine.  Mark, if you are reading this, I salute you too as you are going to have your little one later this year.  Years of repetitive dailies await.  Speaking as such, our band’s guitarist’s newborn should be due soon.  I am seeing babies spawning all around me.

In last year’s Mid-Autumn Festival, Cynthia and I were in Hong Kong crawling through the museums.  Our trip to Lamma Island seems so far away.  How time flies.  How time flies indeed.

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Animation Foreign Movie Reviews

Tatsumi Directed By Eric Khoo

For some strange reasons, my public life as you can see here is so full of movies these days.  I can assure you that my passion lies in a sea of ocean, including tracking that lost penguin on a daily basis.  Poor Happy Feet.  We have not heard from him since September 8.  Fairy tales exist only in the realms of Disney, Dreamwork, and etc.  I am not that optimistic to be honest.

Yesterday, Cynthia and I attended the gala premiere of “Tatsumi” in Singapore at GV Grand sponsored by HP.  It is a big deal because Eric Khoo is a Singapore film director.  We do not have that many films gracing especially the Cannes Film Festival.  At the event, the Japanese manga artist Yoshihiro Tatsumi was present.  So was the voice actor who acted in six different characters (no, I don’t think I can tell which are the six) and some of the crew members.  The Japanese crews reassured us that “Tatsumi” although directed by a Singaporean, produced at Batam, and powered by HP machines is as Japanese as we can get.

“Tatsumi” is dark.  I am unsure of its classification.  But I am sure it will not be PG rated.  It is in essence a biography of the manga artist Tatsumi interlaced with five standalone stories written by him.  It is hard to describe the artwork.  It looks raw.  It is as though the essence of the comic is preserved and presented on a big screen.  It watched like an animated comic book.  What is amazing about the end result is that through some minor tweaking of simple object shapes and lines, the underlying emotion is revealed.  Yes, I can feel the emotion.

In “Tatsumi”, the narrator Tatsumi himself takes us back in time.  A time when Japan was still at war.  A time when Tatsumi has started drawing manga.  It is 70% story writing and the rest, drawing.  Perhaps that is why the simple 2D animation does not bother me.  It works because the focus is on the story.  All five short stories (I think there are five, if not five and a little bit more) are memorable, constantly shifting us to see a story from a totally new perspective.

You may need an open mind to fully enjoy this movie.  One thing for sure, there ain’t many animation films like “Tatsumi”.

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Action & Thriller Foreign Movie Reviews

The Hanged Man (Spanish Title: El Juego Del Ahorcado)

As we left the Shaw Lido cinema after the omy.com movie premiere event, I have spotted a huge poster that I could not take my eyes away from.  It is a Spanish movie.  What a coincidence.  In our last Spanish class, our replacement teacher Gloria was asking us if there are Spanish movies playing in Singapore.  The rest said no.  I insisted we have, from time to time.  If this movie was not R21 rated, I would recommend “The Hanged Man” in our next class.  Just that we do have some young students whom I have no idea how young they are.

The English version of the poster, I remember, has three marketing words.  I cannot remember the first world.  Something and then passion, and crime.  Is it horror, Cynthia and TK asked after I booked the tickets for the three of us.  I surely hoped not.  They warned me that if this was a horror movie or was as boring as that Spanish movie, I would be banned from picking a movie title.

Hash!

Fortunately, “The Hanged Man” is a good movie.  The actress Clara Lago has such big eyes that remind me of the French actress Audrey Tautou.  And she acts exceptionally well.  The story begins in a Spanish city Gerona back in 1989 when two teenagers became best friends after a rather mischievous incident.  The boy and the girl got into an unlocked car one day, messed around with the gearbox and handbrake, and crashed the car onto another car.  To cover up the incident, the boy crashed onto a short brick wall on his bike, made a mess out of his head with blood all over his face.  When the girl took him back to their parents who were at the car incident scene, the rest of the crowd immediately forgot about the cars and took care of the kids.

The story is then fast-forwarded to a later time when the two best friends were interlocked in more dark incidents, more cover-ups.  It is a time when the both fell in love and shared common secrets.  It is a time when the boy became more obsessed with the girl, willing to give his life up for the girl while the girl was growing out of this teenage love affair.  The story is dark, almost too heartbreaking to watch.  Some may wonder if the ending is at all logical.  I welcome a film that does not blur the moral boundary.  On that note, I endorse the ending however improbable it is.  It is a movie that I would like to add to my personal  film collection.