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Comedy Movie Reviews

Crazy, Stupid, Love – Finding Your Manhood

Cynthia was pretty hyped up about “Crazy, Stupid, Love”.  TK went along with the romance comedy wagon.  I am a huge fan of romance comedy films.  Except, I think, “Crazy, Stupid, Love” is more like a drama of romance than a comedy.  Most bits are rather real, rather sad.  The 40-year-old virgin (now close to 50) Steve’s wife Julianne wants a divorce because she has an affair with someone at work.  Meanwhile, his 13 years old son is having a crush with his babysitter.  The babysitter in turn has a crash on an older man.  In a bar, Steve meets Ryan Gosling – a womanizer who has a look and a body to die for.  No wonder Cynthia loves this movie so much!  In return, Cynthia gives me Emma Stone, which in my opinion, I am not sure why millions of viewers are falling on their kneels over her.  OK, she is quite seductive.  Kind of cute.  Not quite my type.  In this movie, she loves someone who is not ready to settle down.  Out of nowhere, we have a crazy teacher played by Marisa Tomei whom I wish she could find a better role for her age.  In my heart, Tomei is forever frozen and immortalized in “Untamed Heart (1993)”.  It is one of my favorite movies that I wish to remember her of.

“Crazy, Stupid, Love” is light and entertaining.  It mashes the love stories of all these goodhearted people into one.  If there is one take home message, it is about the importance of finding and holding onto your manhood no matter how old you are.

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Comedy Movie Reviews

Johnny English Reborn – This Man Still Has It!

Eight years have passed since we last watched the English comedian Rowan Atkinson played as a secret agent in the 2003 film “Johnny English”.  I am a big fan of his comedy work as “Mr. Bean”.  Comedy does not need to be vulgar or obscene like some do.  I remember how much I enjoyed watching his 2003 film when we finally got to hear him spoke.  In this sequel – “Johnny English Reborn” – Atkinson continues to play a secret agent role.  There is no Natalie Imbruglia and the sushi bar.  Instead, we have the 27 years old ex-Bond girl Rosamund Pike as Johnny English’s new love interest.  Well, sort of.  And Gillian Anderson with a new English accent as the MI7 Head.  There is a world to save.  And England again sends her very best – Johnny English.

“Johnny English Reborn” is funny, in its unique way.  There are some quality comedy works within.  Plot-wise, it is predictable.  Joke material-wise, it is also predictable.  Those who enjoy the good old Johnny English will be at home with this “reborn” edition.  Consider Atkinson’s age at 56, I am amazed by some of the physical agility he exhibits in this movie.  Perhaps due to my racial background, I am not particularly fond of Asians being portrayed as the bad guys.  Having said that, “Johnny English Reborn” is entertaining, not mentally demanding.  Yes, this man still has it.

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Everyday News

Will “Happy Feet” The Emperor Penguin Reach Home Safe?

What a coincidence.  Those who have read my manuscript submitted for the Golden Point Award writing competition would be in awe by the similarity of how my story begins and the recent media sensation in New Zealand.   I can assure you that my idea is original.  The first draft of my story was written in June 17th.  The Emperor Penguin that found his way to New Zealand was rescued on June 23rd (I think).  Anyway, I had no prior knowledge of such news.  Cynthia said it was a premonition.  I don’t think I am that magical, beyond the realms of Warcraft.  It is a pure coincidence.  And I better make sure that I shall append a small clarification note if and when my story is published.

No one knows why a 3.5 years old Emperor Penguin ended up in New Zealand.  The nearest iceberg – a natural habitat of an Emperor Penguin – is 2,200 km away.  The locals named him “Happy Feet”.  Under the care of Wellington Zoo, Happy Feet has recuperated, well enough to be freed into the ocean.  When I met my New Zealand colleague this morning, I shared with him the happy news.  He was surprised that I am in touch with New Zealand news.  I was surprised that he too is passionate about Happy Feet.  How do you reckon Happy Feet can find his way home, I asked.  Magnetic fields, he answered.    How nice if we could tell directions by sensing the invisible force eh?  Some creatures are oh so smart.

In order to track Happy Feet’s whereabouts, the New Zealand scientists have glued a tiny satellite signal transmission device onto his back.  You too can follow his progress in real time like I do (click here).   I do not know how this story would end.  A few hours ago, there was hardly any update.  So I asked myself, is he still alive?  As of now, Happy Feet seems to head somewhat south.  It looks as though there is still much distance to cover.  Some netizens fantasize if Happy Feet would find his family.  I doubt if we will ever know.  And I have watched enough animal channels to know that the living condition can be harsh down south.  All of a sudden, I wondered: Would it be better if we don’t know his whereabouts at all?  Just take it for granted that he is off to a better place?

Too late for that.  I think I am glued to that website for quite some time.

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Diary

Goodbye Tak Tak. We Love You.

Does a dog have a soul?

Tak Tak was ten years old.  And he passed away yesterday’s morning in Hong Kong, in the loving arms of my parents.  The news has darkened my day, no doubt.  But the emotional impact is nowhere near to what my sister and parents have experienced.  On that very morning, my sister flew back from Singapore to Hong Kong.  She asked if I wished to come along for the ‘funeral’, and for the support.  I wish I could.  But with the deadlines upon deadlines at work last Friday, I buried myself into the mountain of unending tasks and meetings instead.  It helps not to think about it.  It hurts when I think about how my parents and my sister feel.  And it sucks when I cannot be with them.

If I remember correctly, ten years ago, my mother and sister were convinced that having a dog to accompany my father would keep him active and happy in his retirement days.  So they bought Tak Tak when three of them were in Hong Kong.  By then, I have already moved to Singapore for six years.  Tak Tak had added a lot of joy to my family.  One day when he was still a little puppy, he broke his leg badly.  To go through a surgical operation would cost much more than to replace him with a new puppy.  But how do you put a price tag on a living being?  Even on the last day of his life, his medical bill came up to HK$800.  So Tak Tak had gone through an operation and a long and painful recovery process when he was still a little puppy.  I think perhaps all these misfortunes, pain, and loss is part and parcel of life that bonds people together, reminding us that there is a higher force somewhere.  Hence we love.  Hence we smile to love.  Hence we weep to the love departed.

I do not have much opportunity to interact with Tak Tak.  I was looking forward to playing with him this October when I will be home in Hong Kong.  Tak Tak was a smart dog, a joyful dog, and a dog well loved by everyone – strangers and friends alike.  On one particular day, in year 2009, our family took Tak Tak to a park (click here for the relevant blog entry).  That was a rare day when the entire family was in Hong Kong – my parents, my sister, my brother-in-law, my wife, and I – with our dog outdoor.  The day is so rare that I cannot recall another day like that day.  It was a happy day, a special day.  Tak Tak was dashing from people to people.  I was busy taking pictures.  And I am glad that I have put up a photo collection, completed with a journal.  Because that helps to keep the memory alive.  Memory fades.  Words and pictures stay.

Through my eyes as a quiet third party observer, my sister’s immediate response to the situation has touched my heart dearly.  She packed and went, dropping everything she has when family has to come first.  I feel ashamed that I could not do the same.  My mother’s calmness to the whole situation reminds me how great a mother she is.  And my father, I would not have thought that he is so much affected by the loss of his dog.  Moaning his loss so very profoundly, I was surprised.  If my father loves someone, he never shows.  In fact, he often shows quite the opposite.  In this episode, I see my father in a different light.  I see my family in a different light.

According to my mother, in the morning before Tak Tak passed away, he was unable to get up, or open his eyes.  But he knew my parents were there.  He knew my sister was on the phone.  And he responded in a subtle way.  On the previous day before Tak Tak passed away, he could not walk.  So my parents carried him to see a veterinarian.  Tak Tak had a heart condition.  After an injection, he seemed well.  Well enough to get down to the ground and walk home with my parents.  According to my mother, in that particular day, Tak Tak was in joy to see my father and her walking together, in the outdoor.  He was a happy dog.  And he died with a smile.

Does a dog have a soul?  Wherever you are, thank you for all the loving memories and thank you for being with my family all these years.  You are and will be missed.

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Foreign Movie Reviews

Incendies: Powerful And Moving

Art house type of movies is not for everyone.  So I watched “Incendies” alone while Cynthia was having a haircut.  I only had a vague idea of what this movie is about when I bought the ticket.  I left the theater shaken, deeply moved.  This could well be one of the best movies I have watched this year.

The story begins at a will reading session.  The twins’ mother last wish is to be buried naked, face down, without a casket and without a gravestone.  Not only that.  The twins were being handed two letters.  The sister has to deliver the envelope to their father and the brother to their elder brother.  Only upon delivering these letters can they receive a final letter from their mother and place a gravestone on her resting place.  To make things more intriguing, the twins are not aware that they have an elder brother and their father is still alive.  This sets out a journey of discovering their mother’s past and prompts them to travel from Quebec to the Middle East.

While the mother of this story is dead, she is brought to life by the movie.  The storytelling and the filmography is a masterpiece.  Past and present incidents are juxtaposed in no particular order.  But yet, even though some scenes may feel fragmented, the movie tells a cohesive story so full of impact and unexpected twists.  And because the location overlaps and the mother and daughter do look a like, it is the subtle differences on screen that give hints to the story’s timeline.

“Incendies” is full of raw emotions.  There are emotions coming from the actors and actresses.  And there are emotions coming from the destruction of war and the conflict between two religions.  The storyteller is clever in not specifying a particular country in the Middle East.  The focus of the story is conflict, not to be distracted by local politics.

“Incendies” may not be one of those French movies that upon reaching the end, you see the entire story in a whole different light.  But it is one movie that leaves a scorching scar that you will remember for a long time.  It is still an art house type of movie.  Some may find it slow.  I am finding it powerful and moving.

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Action & Thriller Fantasy & Sci-fi Movie Reviews

Cowboys & Aliens – I Can So Visualize This In A Video Game Setting

It is Daniel Craig once again covered in dirt and sweat working hard to do the impossible.  The story of “Cowboys & Aliens” is set in 1873, the cowboy era.  I was a bit concerned when I saw that Harrison Ford is part of the casting.  In “Morning Glory“, he looks pretty old.  OK.  In this movie, Harrison Ford looks better than I thought.  Perhaps, in the world of cowboys, the older the better (think Clint Eastwood).  I do not think Olivia Wilde is as hot as Cynthia thinks she is.  I think it is part of Cynthia’s plot to get me into watching “Cowboys & Aliens”.  In fact, our buddy TK wanted to watch this show.  Cynthia wanted to watch Conan.  And I wanted to watch Womb.  As always, those two ganged up against me. Therefore, I do not really have any expectation on this movie.

I like the initial part of the story.  Daniel Craig wakes up in the middle of the Wild Wild West with a nasty wound on his body and a strange looking bracer on his wrist.  He does not remember who he is or where he comes from.  There is this cloud of mystery.  Some romance.  There is Christianity.  And there are men who want to be a better man.

Then comes the attack of the aliens in flying machines, which is still well and good.  Aliens are abducting the humans.  But why?  There is still this cloud of mystery.  I was skeptical as in, how can the humans fight against the aliens that obviously possess a much better technology.  The linkage to our history of colonization is subtle.  Nevertheless, the theme is there.

When the aliens show their forms, that was quite a let down to me.  They are hideous and cold.  Physically superior but mentally weak.  The shooting scene that dominates the later part of the movie reminds me of the video game “Mass Effect“.  Except, “Mass Effect” does a much better job in telling a story that involves alien species.

“Cowboys & Aliens” is not bad.  It is not great either.  It is a decent entertainment for a lazy weekend.

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Snippet of My Life

Snippet Of My Life Episode 32 – Don’t Let That Dumbbell Falls Onto Your Balls!

“You are much smaller than how I imagine you to be,” said one colleague of mine from India whom I have not met before in real life.  We were having lunch at our office canteen.  It was a bright and sunny day with the glory of the afternoon sun flooded into our dinning hall through the long row of floor to ceiling glass windows.  Caught off guard by his comment, I was unable to response.  You see, from where I work, we have tons of cross border voice conference calls.  Most of the time we recognize people by voice.  Most of the time, we visualize how the person may look purely by our imagination.

I have fallen in love with Adele’s voice.  Her song “Rolling In The Deep” lifts up my spirit whenever I hear it played on the radio.  When I watched her music video on YouTube, she was not how I imagined her to be.  Nevertheless, I adore her music and I love her voice.  I hope I have not disappointed that colleague of mine too much, by not being as physically big as how I may have subconsciously portrayed myself to be through the phone.

The other day, after yet another conference call, an Indian colleague from the same office building commented that I have a commanding voice.  Perhaps I do sound different when I am on the phone, versus when you catch me on the lift.  You see, I don’t think conference call should be long and painful.  Because too many people have spent too much time listening to the topics that are of little interest to them.  Updates and clarifications should be concise, actionable, and to the point.  Get your 10 seconds of fame and pass the mic to the next one quick.

Reward is a peculiar thing.  It motivates you to move forward.  It nullifies the pain of your daily grinds.  Your hope and anticipation builds up as you are closing in.  The moment you get your hands onto your reward, the happiness seems to last for only a split second.  And then you ask, what’s next?  It is as though the reward itself seldom matters.  What matters is the journey of getting there.

I see this in my online game.  I see this in my real life.  Suffice to say, the moment I do not see any reward in sight, I would feel restless and lost.  I have a theory.  If you are bored at work, that would likely to make you a duller person outside your office.  If you are too busy at work, that would make you a workaholic that frankly speaking, I do not know who would love you except your bosses.  Or rather, who you would love besides your work.  Striking a balance is never easy.  Consistently attaining that balance seems almost impossible.  Nonetheless, that is the ideal.

Like it or not, our society pigeonholes us into buckets of similar attributes.  We may end up having a similar set of milestones in life, doing similar things in life, and going through similar set of daily grind.  This is rather unfortunately, in my opinion.  We could be so much more unique.  The point is, there are many things in life that we should be doing them because we want to, rather than because everyone is doing them.  The journey is the same.  But the experience is different.

I enjoy meeting this buddy of mine over at the east for lunch during working days, at the airport.  One fine day after our food, we were browsing magazines at a newsstand.  One particular magazine, or rather booklet, caught his attention and he passed it to me.  It was a guide on how to exercise with the dumbbells.  How appropriate.  I have always want to get a proper guide on how to do weightlifting.  I flipped through the pages seriously considering to spend ten bucks purchasing it.  Then I stopped at one particular routine.  In the picture, a man was lying with his back on the floor and he was using his feet to do the heavy lifting.  The dumbbell was locked in between the arches of his feet as he pushed it up into midair and let it down.  We gasped.  What if the dumbbell or pieces of it, for whatever reason, fell off?

Ouch.

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Diary

So We Assembled A New PC

It was November 25, 2005 when I upgraded my home computer to the one that was powered by the 64-bit AMD chip.  Over the years, I have incrementally upgraded its parts until recently, my 6 years old machine has shown signs of aging whenever Cynthia plays WoW and watches YouTube at the same time.   The CPU could no longer cope with the demand.  6 long years this AMD machine has served us well.  A new chapter is at dawn.

I am not a fan of ready made computers.  I enjoy the flexibility of mixing and matching what I need and to replace and upgrade the parts as and when I want to.  What I dread to do though is to relearn what is out there in this ever changing technology space in order to decide how best to assemble a new PC that suits our needs.

The first thing I picked was the video card.  Cynthia is not a hard core gamer.  She plays WoW casually.  And I foresee she may follow our gang to play Diablo III and Guild War II when they are out.  So I picked the XFX Radeon HD6850 XXX Edition.  It is not a high end card.  But it is not low either.  Its price is comparable to the CPU and the motherboard.

Choosing a CPU is pretty straightforward.  Since I do not overclock my machine, I picked Intel i5-2500 with a clock speed of 3.3GHz (socket is LLA1155).  I am hoping that this can last for 5 years and more.  As for the memory, a total of 8GB seems sufficient.  There are not many options when it comes to RAM.  And I have decided to use the DDR3 RAM (1600MHz) made by Kingston.

As for the motherboard, there are tons of options.  After much consideration, since I prefer to upgrade my video card over the years, I do not need the latest Z68 chipset that has the GPU embedded inside.  Hence, I have opted for a P67 chipset.  Between Asus and Gigabyte, I do not have a preference.  The Asus P8P67 rev 3.0 looks good to me, utility-wise.  And it is affordable.  With that, and a couple of miscellaneous items, the decision making phase is completed.  The total damage thus far without a monitor is …

S$1,360

This works out to be lesser than what I have anticipated.  The salesperson at Sim Lim Square told me that it would take an hour and a half to assemble my computer.  I said no problem.  I have a movie to catch.

This morning, I have this suddenly urge to upgrade Cynthia’s 22″ monitor as well.  Her monitor, as Cynthia has rightfully pointed out, is still in working condition.  However, I have also pointed out that with a better screen resolution, she can see more in the game.  So I grabbed a 24″ Samsung LED monitor S24A350H.  Bargained it down to S$310.  Its resolution is 1,920×1,080, which is still a bit lower than my current 24″ LCD (1,920 x 1,200).  I wonder why Samsung does not make these any more.  The salesperson said that demand is not there.  Perhaps PC gaming is indeed dying.

It took me a while to get this new LED monitor working with the new graphic card.  No matter how hard I tried, I was not able to utilize the entire desktop.  There were black margins of unused area, top and bottom and on the sides.  Then I discovered there are something called underscan and overscan.  Whatever they mean (gosh I am really not a geek), changing these parameters seem to have solve my problem.  I have no problem connecting Cynthia’s new machine to our 42″ plasma TV (1080p) via HDMI.  I am unsure why the same setup did not work for the LED monitor.  Whatever the issue was, I am happy to see it disappeared.

Cynthia seems to be happy with her new computer.  As for my computer, it is about 3 years old.  I reckon the chip and the motherboard should last for another 2 to 3 years.  I will think about it when I get there.

Note: This entry is not an official endorsement to the products I have recently purchased.  Instead, it serves as my future reference on the go (like I did for my previous computer setup and has proven to be useful).

 

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Fantasy & Sci-fi Movie Reviews

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes – NO! I Mean YES!

Cynthia often pokes fun at me saying that I have a special relationship with the primates.  And she does not mind accompanying me to watch “Rise of the Plant of the Apes” (what a mouthful don’t you think?) due to my profound love for the apes.  Well, to clarify, when I was a teen, I was used to revise my subjects at the Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens in the morning, before the school started.  I would pace up and down the path next to the animal cages reading my textbooks.  My favorite stretch was located at the primate’s area.  At times, the smell of the animals could be overwhelming.  Especially when the wind blew towards me.  But I got used to it.  I reckon I could retire in a farm when I grow old.

Yesterday morning, Cynthia’s mother flew out of Singapore and returned to Indonesia after close to two months of stay.  We miss her, of course.  Life seems to be less eventful when she is not in Singapore.  I called up TK and wanted to ask him if he could join us for the movie.  What I did not know was that I have interrupted his intense jogging ritual.  No wonder he had to catch a breath before calling me back.  Can we do it later, he asked.  Since we have made plan to buy and assemble a new computer later this evening, we preferred to watch the film on an earlier time slot.  Besides, our Warcraft guild had some unfinished business at a troll dungeon that we agreed to regroup (which it did not happen).  Less than an hour before the show started, TK said he could join us.  Miraculously, he managed to get a seat next to ours.

I am not familiar with “Planet of the Apes” franchise.  I know that has something to do with how it begins.  From a storytelling point of view, I was enchanted.  I found myself cheering for the apes.  TK was depressed, as the human side loses ground.  I suppose this is the beauty of an artwork.  Different people relate to different aspects of the story.

James Franco plays the role of a scientist who is in search for a virus that can save human lives by repairing the damaged brain cells.  His ultimate goal is to cure his father suffered from a brain disease.  After years of research and testing, the research has shown positive results.  The apes have gained phenomenal level of cognition and intelligence.  Thereafter, the story centers at the main ape character – Caesar.

I love watching the computer graphics, especially Caesar’s swinging sequence.  I know it is not real.  But it is as real as it can get using today’s technology.  Caesar is full of emotion.  His facial expression is acted by Andy Serkis who has also participated in Lord of the Ring as the gollum.

I do have one takeaway point from “Rise of the Planet of the Apes”.  If you are the underdog who has discovered a brilliant idea.  First, share this idea with those who are on your side and get them to the same level.  Then, destroy your counterpart with the very thing they create.  If you think about it, we see this everyday in the corporate world.

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For the Geeks

Enduring The Heat – A Journal Of Regrowth And Molten Front

I still remember where I was on the 261st day after Cataclysm.  I was outside the Royal Bank of Stormwind when I spotted a new poster on the Hero’s Call noticeboard.  It said:

The Guardians of Hyjal, led by Archdruid Malfurion Stormrage, seek brave heroes to assist with a full-scale assault on the Firelands.

Willing and able-bodied heroes of the Alliance should report to the Sanctuary of Malorne in Mount Hyjal immediately.

I may not be brave, but I am willing.  With my shield on my back and my sword readied to bring justice to those who fouled our land, I made my way to Mount Hyjal.  It was not hard to find the Sanctuary of Malorne.  The sanctuary appeared as a big question mark on my map.

Upon reaching my destination, I was told that I was a tad too late.  Hamuul, Malfurion, and others have already made it to the invasion point.  Alas!  I hated to miss the action.  Quickly, I summoned my dragon and flew up the hill.  The entire flight took about 10 seconds.  What followed was a blur.  Perhaps I was too much in a hurry to get to the next stage.  I have seen the same vision five times but I still do not get the detail.  All I gathered was that our most powerful druid Hamuul was brutally burned down by the evil flame druid Leyara, almost instantaneously.  99.99% dead.  So dead that I could smell beef.  Why did Leyara spare my life while I witnessed this atrocity?  Till today, I still do not know.

Meanwhile, after our failed attempt in assaulting Fireland, our fearless leader Malfurion has tasked me to gather resources in order to mount a second attempt.  No problem.  I was happy to contribute in whichever way I can.  First I approached a dryad.  Her name was Mylune.

“Ah, the great outdoor,” she said.

“Erm, if you say so,” I did not know how to respond.

“Is there trouble?” she asked.

I looked around and life seemed peaceful.  So I asked, “Is there something for me to do?”

On day one, she asked me to wear a wolf suit and howl on top of dead enemies.  On day two, she asked me to find and call upon small birds, forest owls, and golden hawks.  On day three, she asked me to punt turtles back to the lake.  On day four, she asked me to capture deer spirits.  On day five, she asked me to rescue baby bears stuck on a tree.  How did the bears manage to climb up the tree and unable to get down?  I did not know.

After what seemed like an eternity, I have gathered enough resources for Malfurion to mount an attack into Firelands.  When I first landed on Molten Front through the portal, it was a mess.  There was fire everywhere.  Enemies in the forms of elementals, giants, worms, and hounds – all engulfed in flame, attacking us at sight.  Tens and hundreds of our allies lied wounded on the ground.  I did my best to bandage them up, hack a few of the enemies while I was at it, and tried to close their portals with my wisp.

Our enemies were relentless.  One day, Malfurion called me into his cave where he planted a tree and said, “We will need the Shadow Wardens’ help.”  No problem, I said.  We needed to make progress.  So I worked my butt off in order to gather enough resources to recruit the Shadow Wardens.

In retrospect, helping the Wardens was without a doubt a relatively painless thing to do.  On a good day, I was tasked to free some victims caught inside the spider webs, hack some spiders, and detonate a weakly fortified energy core that tossed me up thirty yards above ground when it exploded.  On a bad day, I was tasked to collect some spider eggs (yuck!), hack more spiders, and kidnap a flame druid.  Days after days, I answered the call of Malfurion.  I worked hard, seldom complained.  I did my job with ever glowing enthusiasm even when I have to take a strange looking plant for a skinny dip inside a lava pool, six bloody times.  Some do like it hot.

I lost count of the days I spent in Molten Front.  One thing for sure, time did not seem to past when you were inside a war zone.  We have made some good progress with the help of the Wardens.  Malfurion seemed pleased.  One evening, inside the cave where he perpetually stayed, he spoke to me, “Skylord Omnuron and his Druids of the Talon have been a fearsome force for us back in Hyjal.  I know that they prefer the familiar skies of that battlefield, but the time may come when we need them here nonetheless.”

“Who is Skylord Omnuron?” I asked, “Was he the one who subjected the rest of us to that stomach churning exercise of jousting in the air?”

Malfurion seemed to ignore my questions and he continued, “Go now and appeal to Omnuron that his druids should be on the main front.  Omnuron watches out for his own, but he also understands the importance of this effort.”

Who was I to deny Malfurion’s command?  For many years prior to Cataclysm, Malfurion was missing in action.  No one knew where he was.  Not even his girlfriend, Tyrande Whisperwind.  I am not good in history and am not sure if it was Tyrande or Fandral Staghelm, the Archdruid of Darnassus, who led the night elves during the period when Malfurion was gone.  Fandral was a war hero.  He has a son called Valstann who wedded Leyara.  In one battle that went horribly wrong, the young and eager Valstann was captured by the enemies and was brutally executed in front of his family and troops.  I could only imagine what a huge blow it must be to his father Fandral and his wife Leyara.  That piece of history could well be an important link to why Fandral and Leyara have gone rogue and become flame druids.  My hope for them to turn over a new leaf dwindled as I saw the war lengthened.  Too many have died in this war.  Hatred ran deep.

Unlike the Wardens, Druids gave out some of the most tedious tasks in Molten Front.  I dreaded doing them.  In my previous life, I was a Mario Brother.  I am still unable to master some of the moves the Druids required me to do.  On the very next day, I ran back to the Wardens with open arms.  I enjoyed closing the runes inside an exploding cave full of hostile fire elementals.  It was a bit like doing homeruns in a baseball game.  The moment I entered the cave, I touched the first base.  I would then run straight to the T-junction, touch the second base.  There was an upslope curving leftward, the third base.  I would then jump over the ledge, passed the first base and at the junction, the forth base.  The fifth base was on the left and continued forward, the sixth base.  A sharp right turn jumping over the air vent would land me onto the seventh base that was located in the middle of a small island surrounded by lava.  Another jump over the second air vent would get me out of the island and land me onto the eighth base.  One minute and mission accomplished.

As the war dragged on, there was news that powerful enemy lieutenants were spotted in the north of Molten Front.  Such supersized opponents called for supersized allies.  I thought of the tree giants in Mount Hyjal and have decided to recruit them into our forces.  The ancients awaited.  I played my role as the messenger and as a living testimony to our war effort.  They agreed to help.  And they made a good decoration to our base inside Molten Base.  Trees, we needed more trees.

Did I mention that there was a dwarf sharing the cave with Malfurion?  He has some of the most exceptional equipments in store.  But he refused to let me try them on unless I helped him to recruit Ricket the goblin.

“These druids be lackin’ the tools ta properly handle the job out ‘ere. I got meself a buddy back at day ol’ stag shrine through the portal though.  If we were ta be gettin’ reunited, we’d sure have some real toys ta use against ol’ Ragboy and ‘is cronies.  Go find Matoclaw.  Ask her fer Ricket.  We need’r here so we can be causin’ some real trouble,” said the dwarf.

Huh?  I can never fully understand what dwarves say.

Depending on her mood, Ricket would ask me to do different things on any given day.  Bombing a huge worm, triggering a meteor shower, and my favorite task was to gun down the flying flame druids from the ground.  I would climb a tower high enough to aim at the enemies in the sky.  I pictured myself as King Kong.  Came what may you helpless flying creatures!

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My last assignment as a runner was to fill up our moonwell with sacred water from the Well of Eternity.  The water could be used to bless the trees and bushes.  How did it come through the portal?  I have no idea.

My first assignment as a hero was to confront Leyara.  News has it that the Wardens have successfully cornered Leyara inside a cave.  “Go there immediately,” said Malfurion, “I will join you as soon as I make one necessary preparation.”

What preparation?!

I made haste, rode as fast as I could to reach the cave.  Leyara was in the middle, surrounded by a group of Wardens.  She turned to me and said, “I thought you might come.  You’ve proven very persistent.  Annoyingly so.”

Enough of playing a nobody’s role in bandaging the wounded and rescuing the baby bears.  Today, I was going to make history.  I ran towards Leyara fearlessly and fought her with my allies.  One by one, Leyara engulfed my allies in flame, suspended them in the air, and vaporized them into oblivion.  That was not looking good.  Soon, I was alone with Leyara.  It took forever for me to hurt her as she was to me.  It was a stalemate.  To end this, one of us was going to be vaporized.  The thought of I not having such ability sent a chill down my spine.

As the fight dragged on, I yelled out loud, “Malfurion, wherever you are, this is a time you should make an appearance!”

Cued to perfection, Malfurion entered the cave and fought alongside with me.  Leyara laughed, “I’ll kill your companion just like I killed Hamuul.  And there is nothing you can do about it.”

Uh oh.  Was she referring to me?  Yes, she was.  The next thing I knew, I was helplessly engulfed in flame and was suspended in the air.  I fixed my eyes on my executioner while I waited for the inevitable.  Then something happened.  A fully recovered Hamuul appeared and Malfurion said to Leyara, “You did not kill Hamuul, Leyara.  He lives.”  Hamuul added, “I’m sorry that I did not arrive sooner, though you seem to have held your own quite well.”  I cheered.  We managed to bring Hamuul back to life, with my daily help.

“Hurray!  Now, get me down quick”, screamed I.

Leyara must have ignored me momentarily as Hamuul shape-shifted into a huge bear and charged onto her.  What a magnificent bear!  I had to be careful in positioning myself as Hamuul mauled, lacerated, and pulverized Leyara.  It was not a pretty scene.  Towards Leyara’s final moment, Hamuul said to her, “I release you from this fate Leyara.  May you finally find your peace in death.”

With that said, Leyara was slain.  A cloud of melancholy descended upon me.  Who was Leyara?  What had she become?  The war is not over.  But at least, one chapter is closed.

On the 295th day after Cataclysm, I was outside the Royal Bank of Stormwind.  A locket has arrived at my mailbox.  It was sent by one of the Wardens who found it inside the cave.  A locket belonged to Leyara.  I held it close to my heart and I felt a faint level of magic quivering within.  Could this locket answer all my lingering questions?

I traveled to Moonglade and prompted one of my contacts for help.  True enough.  Locked inside this locket were the memories of Leyara.  In the first vision, Leyara witnessed her husband Valstann Staghelm ripped in two by the Qiraji General Rajaxx.  In the second vision, by the grave of Valstann at Astranaar, I saw Leyara with a little girl and Fandral by her sides.  She said, “Our child has been born.  It’s a girl!  A beautiful baby girl.  I named her Istaria.  She has your eyes.”  In the last vision at Mount Hyjal, by a small grave next to where Leyara struck down Hamuul, she moaned the death of her daughter.  And she cried, “Fandral would never have allowed the Horde to attack our home!  And who did Malfurion send to defend us?  No one!”

I can understand the resentment Leyara had felt against Malfurion, against both the Alliance and the Horde.  During the Horde invasion, her daughter Istaria was killed and her father-in-law Fandral was captured and held in prison.  It was through the power of the old god that Fandral has become a flame druid and broke free.  Where was the rest of the Alliance when Valstann was executed?  Where was the reinforcement when her little Istaria was slain?  Leyara joined Fandral in a heartbeat.  The rest is history.