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My Cousin Rachel By Daphne Du Maurier – Words Of The ’50s Still Haunt

I normally do not read books that are written before I was born.  I mean, way before I was born.  This book “My Cousin Rachel” was published in 1951.  I cannot even relate to what the world was like back then.  Inside a library, deflated by my return of a book that I was not able to even get through the second chapter, I was looking for one that is nourishing, yet easy to read.  I was attracted by this book’s hardcover design.  Very unique, and elegant.  I flipped to chapter one and immediately, I was hooked.

They used to hang men at Four Turnings in the old days.  Not any more, though.  Now, when a murderer pays the penalty for his crime, he does so up at Bodmin, after fair trial at the Assizes.  That is, if the law convicts him, before his own conscience kills him.  It is better so.  Like a surgical operation.  And the body has decent burial, though a nameless grave.

I was intrigued.  What is going to happen next?  I read on.  Before I realized, I was reading in the library, continued reading at Subway over my lunch, and I read it while waiting for Cynthia to leave the office.  I read it in the evening and in the morning over breakfast.  I could not stop.  It became, briefly, my obsession.

The narrator Philip from Cornwall is 24 years old (or shall I say four-and-twenty like in the novel?) when he inherits his elder cousin Ambrose’s estate and wealth.  Ambrose has died in Italy and at that time, was married to his cousin Rachel (who is half English half Italian).  Did Ambrose really die of brain tumor?  Or was he murdered by his new young wife?  Now that Rachel is heading to England, what is her motive and what will happen when the two meet?

“My Cousin Rachel” is a mystery novel, a masterpiece of its genre.  There are layers upon layers that are built onto the story.  There are hooks within the story that lead you onto seeing the characters from different perspectives.  What if this is true?  What if that is true?  Which one is the truth?  Characters come alive by the hands of Du Maurier.  Philip is young and inexperience, arrogance yet innocent.  Rachel is charming and mysterious, unpredictable and full of mood swing.  Both characters are acting on impulse.  Philip’s actions are rather predictable but Rachel’s not.  Other characters too.  Such as Philip’s wise godfather who is always cautious and selfless, knows where to draw a line and when to step aside.  His godfather’s daughter who has always been a good friend of Philip no matter what.  As well as Philip’s servants.  The characters are alive, even those who are dead.  Such mastery in literature, it is a rare gem I have found in recent days.

The center theme, to me, is about the collision of the two worlds – Philip’s and Rachel’s.  It is jealousy and obsession mixed with delusion and deception.  Because Philip is blinded by his background (he has not been raised or around women in his childhood), his infatuation, and his lack of experience, it is hard for the readers to truly decipher who Rachel is, through a man’s and through such a man’s eyes.  This rift could also be caused by the cultural difference between England and the Continent back in the old days whereby there was a certain expectation on a woman’s role in the society in England.  Should a woman yield to money, gift, and power when it came to her marriage?  Could a woman decide for herself?  After reading the novel once, I must admit that there are still much I am unable to grasp.  I feel as though I am hopelessly charmed by Du Maurier’s writing yet at the same time rendered helpless, wondering what the truth is.  I may never find the answer.  It could as well be a mysterious that Du Maurier has taken to the other world.

Part of this book has invoked a powerful and vivid recollection of my younger days.  I am sure most of you can relate too.  The days when we were young and innocent, thinking that anything is possible.  Days when we could give it all without reservation, just gambling everything away.  Days when we first fell in love, the silly things we thought, said, and did.  The clumpy things we did to the opposite sex.  The misunderstanding.  The make ups and the break ups.  The frustration, the infatuation.  Hope and despair.

On a side note, this version I am reading contains an introduction by Sally Beauman.  It is beautifully written.  If I am to take her words for it, “My Cousin Rachel” could well be Daphne Du Maurier’s best work in her entire career.

The next bit of this entry are some of my favorite quotes that I wish to share.  First, on women whom some men cannot live with, cannot live without.

‘I don’t know what’s come over you,’ she said; ‘you are losing your sense of humour.’  And she patted me on the shoulder and went upstairs.  That was the infuriating thing about a woman.  Always the last word.  Leaving one to grapple with ill-temper, and she herself serene.  A woman, it seemed, was never in the wrong.  Or if she was, she twisted the fault to her advantage, making it seem otherwise.  She would fling these pin-pricks in the air, these hints of moonlight strolls with y godfather, or some other expedition, a visit to Lostwithiel market, and ask me in all seriousness whether she should wear the new bonnet that had come by parcel post from London – the veil had a wider mesh and did not shroud her, and my godfather had told her it became her well.  And when I fell to sulking, saying I did not care whether she concealed her features with a mask, her mood soared to serenity yet higher – the conversation was at dinner on the Monday – and while I sat frowning she carried on her talk with Seecombe, making me seem more sulky than I was.

Perhaps it is a high time to note that literature written in the old days has a foreign touch to it.  Fortunately, this book is highly readable.  I found myself chuckle at times by the unfamiliar usage of words.  I find it charming.

Du Maurier describes the scenery well.  The era of the story is unknown.  There is something magical when reading how she paints the picture with words.  Such enchantment.

In December the first frosts came with the full moon, and then my nights of vigil held a quality harder to bear.  There was a sort of beauty to them, cold and clear, that caught at the heart and made me stare in wonder.  From my windows the long lawns dipped to the meadows, and the meadows to the sea, and all of them were white with frost, and white too under the moon.  The trees that ringed the lawns were black and still.  Rabbits came out and pricked about the grass, then scattered to their burrows; and suddenly, from the hush and stillness, I heard that high sharp bark of a vixen, with the little sob that follows it, eerie, unmistakable, unlike any other call that comes by night, and out of the woods I saw the lean low body creep and run out upon the lawn, and hide again where the trees would cover it.  Later I hard the call again, away from the distance, in the open park, and now the full moon topped the trees and held the sky, and nothing stirred on the lawns beneath my window.

Yet another view of a woman through the eye of the narrative (written by a woman!)  I approve the entire paragraph.

Why, in a sudden, had she changed?  If Ambrose had known little about women, I knew less.  That warmth so unexpected, catching a man unaware and lifting him to rapture, and then swiftly, for no reason, the changing mood, casting him back where he had stood before.  What trail of though, confused and indirect, drove through those minds of theirs, to cloud their judgement?  What waves of impulse swept about their being, moving them to anger and withdrawal, or else to sudden generosity?  We were surely different, with our blunter comprehension, moving more slowly to the compass points, while they, erratic and unstable, were blown about their course by winds of fancy.

This quote is my favorite.  Because it seems so true.

My tutor at Harrow, when teaching in Fifth Form, told us once that truth was something intangible, unseen, which sometimes we stumbled upon and did not recognise, but was found, and held, and understood only by old people near their death, or sometimes by the very pure, the very young.

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For the Geeks

Are You Ready To Tank Deathwing, Version LFR?

Quite recently, Blizzard the creator of World of Warcraft has done something rather innovative to a 7 years old online game.  They put together a mechanism to automatically matchmaking 25 random players from around the world to form a raid to slay dragons and more.  This is a five times expansion of the existing 5-man party assembler.  Traditionally, large scale raiding requires solid dedication of time, effort, sacrifices, and good networking skill.  And it is handsomely rewarded within the game with a deep scene of achievement.  Late last year, first time in Blizzard’s history, this aspect of the game has been opened up to the casual players.  That includes Cynthia and I and some of our friends who now have the opportunity to see a part of the game that was used to be exclusive to only 2% of the player base.  Now, any Tonk, Hick, and Sally can raid Deathwing – the final villain of this Cataclysm expansion – in a specially tune down version that is less demanding.  OK.  Deathwing may not be that elite in this LFR (looking for raid) setting.  But it is the same not so sexy back we parachute onto (see picture above), elite or not!  I often think that asking 25 strangers who may not have worked together before and to play a 90 minutes game is quite a feat – for Blizzard and for us.

Previously, I talked about the three roles that one can choose within the game.  Similar to a football match, the melee players are like the strikers, always up close and personal with the goal.  Mid fielders are like the casters throwing spells from the back.  Both are constantly attacking.  Healers in the game are like the defenders in a football field.  Finally, goalkeeper is like a tank role in World of Warcraft.  You don’t need many.  One tank is required for a 5-man party.  Two tanks are required for a 25-man party.  Of these few roles, I enjoy tanking the most, partly due to its huge responsibility and the demand of a low margin of error.  After all, you may have a few strikers by your side to pick up the slack when you miss the kick.  When a goalkeeper misses the ball, the opposite scores.

After weeks of trying out the different roles in Dragon Soul (LFR), I have put together a tanking guide to help fellow tanks who are new to raiding.  Unless there is a popular demand, I probably would not put up a guide for the other two roles.  Because they are rather straightforward compares to tanking.

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Diary

Speed Of Light!

My boss has been kind and understanding.  Over an early evening meeting, he said to us in all sincerity, “I know I should have asked you two to do this back in November.  But can we have a document in two days?”  Can Michelangelo paint the ceiling of Sistine Chapel in two days?  I suppose with modern technology, nothing is impossible.  I am thrilled by the occasional excitement at work, such as this.

This morning I had an early meeting to host.  I honestly cannot relate to someone living in a time zone sixteen hours behind us.  But early morning seems like a time humane enough to all the participants.  I popped out of my bed at seven, as usual.  Showered faster than usual, ironed my shirt faster than usual.  It took a titan’s will to say no to Cynthia when at a quarter to eight, she asked, “Do we have time for breakfast?”  We hit the road before eight, with empty stomachs.  In about a quarter of an hour, we arrived at Cynthia’s drop off point.  Wow.  The traffic was smooth.  Usually it takes us close to three-quarter of an hour to cover the same distance in rush hours.  Imagine the time and the highway toll we could have saved every day by not eating breakfast at home or by getting up earlier.  I know, neither of these is sustainable option for Cynthia and I.

It was a breezily cool morning, a rather unusual sight in our tropical country.  I was early, and was in a good mood.  So I grabbed a gourmet sandwich that cost S$4.20.  And I made myself a cup of Lipton tea in office.  That was my breakfast at work.

My colleague and I did not have two days to write that document.  Working in a bank, you would know that we have BAU stuffs to do (BAU = business as usual).  BAU work activities are stuffs that require someone to work on in perpetually, stuffs that ultimately justify our paychecks.  BAU are work items that when your colleague goes on leave, you have to work double hard.  So, with the BAU stuffs that we have to do, we only have half a day to write that document.  Can Michelangelo paint the ceiling of Sistine Chapel in half a day?  Fortunately, our boss is expecting a sketch, although deep inside, I feel that sketches should never leave the bedroom.  I was determined to delivery more.

So we worked in the speed of light today.  It was an exhilarating experience, as though I was motor racing with my colleague as my teammate.  Words got vomited out of our brains, spatted onto an electronic media, churned and reworked into a 15-pager.  We solidify chaos into order, vomit into a work of art.  At 5pm, we were still seated at a round table with I going all out in punching the keyboard.  She commented, “You must have a passion in writing.”  True, I said.  But I have a stronger passion to go home and have dinner with my family.

Today, I bumped into another colleague of mine.  And I shared with her that my 2-year old niece does not like to swallow her food, likes to store the food in her cheeks so much so that she looks like a hamster for hours.  What should I do?!  She laughed and told me that all babies born after 2008 do not like to eat, as though the new generation is aware of an imminent food storage due to our planet’s population explosion.  At first I thought she was joking.  But she was not.  She said her kid was the same.  So were her kid’s friends.  Time has changed.

What if, just what if, human beings are able to mutate according to the changing world?  What would trigger such mutation?

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J Pop Music Reviews

YUI – How Crazy Your Love

“How Crazy Your Love” is YUI’s fifth studio album.  I am a fan.  Hence you can imagine how painful it was for me to wait till the record hits the store here in Singapore when not too far away, in a place called Hong Kong, the album not only comes with a CD, but also a DVD recording of YUI’s live concert in Hong Kong.  Normally, it takes up to a month for a regional cut Japanese CD to arrive at our stores.  It takes even longer if the album contains video contents.  Having learned my lesson, I ordered online via HMV Hong Kong and have this special edition album (that comes with a YUI printed guitar pick!) delivered.

If you are a fan, the special edition is a must buy.  Her 2011 concert in Hong Kong has a listing of 17 songs plus 5 encores.  That is over 2 hours of entertainment.  Compare to her 2006 “Song of the Sun” concert, she now has more songs and has grown up to be a sweet 24.  Like the previous recording, she plays her guitars on stage.  Shy, she may seem, her live performance has exceeded my expectation.  I cannot wait to see the same concert recorded in Japan.  The DVD is lying somewhere inside my shelf.

It took me a bit of time to like “How Crazy Your Love”.  Perhaps my sensory system has been abused by over-produced music of recent time.  Or perhaps I wanted more rock music from the album or that missing killer slow song.  To be frank, YUI is not a great singer.  But she writes good songs.  So far, her albums are pretty consistent, in terms of style and delivery.  And I am still eagerly awaiting for her next production, which I hope to see later this year.

Back to the album, the more rock flavored “Rain” is my favorite.  The opening track “HELLO” is playful, and it seems to work really well in a live setting.  I also like “Separation”, which is more melody driven especially on the bridge.  I can’t say I love all 13 tracks.  But I can’t find one that I don’t like.  Fans out there.  What are you waiting for?

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Diary

How Did You Celebrate New Year’s Eve?

This year, I am not going to over complicate my New Year’s resolution.  It would be: read more, write more, play more music, and do more sport.  Other time sinking activities will have to be scaled back accordingly.

We stayed at home on New Year’s Eve, thanks to a laborious walk at Ubin Island the day before.  I got out of the bed in the early morning with my feet feeling sore.  I went back to bed thinking if we were to cycle instead of to walk, my feet would not be that sore.  But then I recalled what happen to those who do not cycle often.  I would rather have a pair of sore feet than a sore butt.

New Year’s Eve fell on a Saturday so we did our housecleaning ritual.  After a home cooked lunch, Cynthia and I spent a few hours romancing with the dragons.  Some readers have the misconception that MMO (massively multi-player online) is similar to the traditional role playing games, whereby you defeat your foes once and once only.  Well, in the world of MMO, we do that again, again, and again.  Very much like a game of basketball.  The court and the rules stay the same.  But the players and the outcomes may not.

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After our movie outing the day before, TK, Cynthia, and I have decided to celebrate New Year’s Eve at my home watching some videos.  TK brought pizza and food while Cynthia bought potato chip and drink.  As for the lucky me, I was tasked to operate the Blu-Ray player.  I suggested to watch the Luc Besson movie “Léon” staring young Natalie Portman.  Cynthia counter suggested Quentin Tarantino’s gruesome “Reservoir Dogs” thinking that it was a comedy.  TK also preferred the blood and gore, for our New Year’s Eve.  In this party of three, somehow I am often outnumbered.

Watching “Reservoir Dogs” requires intense concentration, which we did not have once we started to eat our pizza and talked.  Cynthia and my mother were happily chatting.  TK was also happily chatting and every now and then, playing with his new phone often.  When the title “Mr. White” appeared, they had no clue where the story was heading, except blood and more blood.  I had to explain this is Mr. White, that is Mr. Orange, and he is Mr. Pink, and etc.  Fortunately, the ending was pretty obvious and that did not require much thinking to go ah-ha!  I can understand why “Reservoir Dogs” has become a cult hit.  I doubt TK and Cynthia really love it.

After “Reservoir Dogs”, the night was still young.  So we moved onto our next video.

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If you have not watched “Léon” before and are to watch today, you would probably say, “Hmm.  Natalie Portman acted pretty good when she was 12.”  But imagine you have not heard of this movie, you would probably be amazed and thrown out of your chair at how talented this young actress is.  When I first saw Natalie Portman on screen, I said to myself, “She is going to make it big.”  She does not disappoint me.  Her 2011 “Black Swan” has won the Oscar.  And I had my “I knew it!” moment.  It was sweet.

“Léon” was more violent than I remember.  Watching “Léon” after “Reservoir Dogs”, we had our evening filled with blood and violence.  They are both classic movies, no doubt.  That pretty much sums up what 2011 is, in a way.

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Year 2011 is pretty blah for me.  I hope 2012 is more exciting, in a positive way.  This is how we spent our New Year’s Eve.  What about you?  Did you do something outrageously fun?

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Drama Movie Reviews

Margin Call – “It Is Just Money”

Having worked in the financial market industries for quite some years, both Cynthia and I found the movie “Margin Call” pretty realistic.  There are moments in the movies when we chuckled at the rather private jokes (OK, maybe not that private, but we have not worked in other industries for long to be frank).  And there are many moments we can relate, and are emotionally moved.

Subprime crisis is brutal.  It brought many giants down to their knees.  It is also an humbling experience.   However good the time now is and however successful we think we are, there is always an unknown force out there to hit us.  We could blame the investment bankers for the things that they did leading to the subprime crisis.  But ultimately, it is the greed of the nations that escalate the issue.  We want maximum return with the least investment we put in.  And there are people out there who earn big bucks to deliver just that.  I am often puzzled by how we manage to package financial securities into exotic products that even the distributors may not have a thorough idea on what they are, and sell them.  It seems to me that no matter how much we learn from past lessons, no matter how sophisticated our risk management system has become, greed will eventually find a loophole somewhere.  And the cycle will repeat itself.

While “Margin Call” triggers my thought in the above written paragraph, the movie delivers more than that.  For a start, it takes us all the way to the evening before subprime crisis hit the world.  The filmmakers have brought in a panel of talented actors (minus Penn Badgley from my favorite series Gossip Girl) to fill up the key roles.  It is mesmerizing to watch Paul Bettany, Stanley Tucci, Kevin Spacey, Simon Baker, Demi Moore, and Jeremy Irons playing different roles within the firm.  Each has his or her unique perspective to share.  Some lines can be thought provoking.  In fact, the entire movie is thought provoking.  What am I doing with my life?!

Joke aside, today has been a physically demanding day for us.  We woke up early, on our holiday, and took my mother to Ubin Island.  My sister and her husband wanted to join, so we have a 2-year old baby with us too.  In retrospect, I am not sure if Ubin Island is baby-friendly.  We had a good time nonetheless.  I will share the photos with a write-up once I get down to doing it.

Ever since my mother is in town, Cynthia and I have not caught up with our movie partner TK for a movie outing.  So I picked “Margin Call” to celebrate our year end.  It is the 33rd movie Cynthia and I have watched this year.  And yes, I still want to watch “Mission Impossible”, although Cynthia is not that into Tom Cruise no more.

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For the Geeks

Deathwing Must Die (And He Did, A Few Good Times)

A choir.  I shall use a choir to illustrate what raiding in an online gaming environment is like.

In any given choir, think Christmas Caroling if you may, there is usually one organist or a few guitarists who set the key and pace of the performance.  The music draws attention but it alone does not entertain.  We need the singers to sing the melody.  And we need a few dedicated singers to sing the harmony.  The audience seldom hums along with the music or sings along with the harmony.  The audience sings along with the melody.  Melody is at the forefront of the entertainment deliverance.  Having said so, all three elements must co-exist in order to give forth one spectacular performance.

” They say things look different when you are dead.  After my demise, I looked back upon my twenty odd fellow raiders, who fought alongside with the dragons on the island, who one by one got killed by the bits and pieces of Deathwing (the red blob on the right).  It was a lost battle.  Time for another attempt.”

Raiding in a massively multiplayer online game (MMO) works similarly to how a choir operates.  25 players are organized into a team to fulfill a set of objectives in accordance with the lore.  One year ago, Blizzard has released a new expansion for World of Warcraft.  A year after Cataclysm, the story has finally come to a conclusion when we have the opportunity to face the ultimate villain of this expansion – Deathwing.  We have visited the future and changed it.  We have visited the past and changed it.  Armed with the artifact that may be the key in defeating the dragon Deathwing, we have escorted Thrall – our hero – to Wyrmrest Temple ready to have one final showdown with the villain and his waves of armed forces.  It is dramatic.  It is a lengthy expedition.  And it is an epic battle that leads to an orgasmic ending.  An ending that most of us has to experience again and again till the Pandas come home.

“Kalecgos has become a new Aspect for the Blue Dragonflight.  He made a rare visit to one of our capitals, in Matrix style.”

Players in a 25-man raid setting are required to fulfill one of the three roles – tank, damage, or heal.  Tank, to me, is like an organist in a choir.  They are there to set the pace of the encounters and to hold the enemies at bay.  The music continues so long as the organist keeps on playing.  Similarly, in a raid, when the tanks die, it often means that the encounter would come to a premature end.  That is, failure.  We don’t need many to play a tank role.  Two is sufficient in a 25-man raid.  It is a role with a huge responsibility.  It is also a role that I personally enjoy.

Then we have the heal role to replenish the team and neutralize the incoming damage.  In a military context, heal is like the armed forces multiplier, the ones who refuel the planes or replenish the bombs.  Heal is a support unit, much like the harmony singers in a choir.  We need a sizable heal.  And we need six in a 25-man raid.

Obvious as it sounds, those who take the damage role are responsible to lay damage to the enemy front.  They are like the melody singers who feeds on the music and the harmony.  In a raiding environment, they delivery the offensive blow to our enemies.  We need tons of players to play this role.  Seventeen to be exact.

“25 of us looks tiny compare to Deathwing.  Are you ready?”

In the past, raids in World of Warcraft (or other MMO games I suppose) are organized manually.  You need to put in heaps of commitment, get yourselves into a local community, stick to a timetable set by the majority, and you must have this mentality that each failure is one step closer to success.  One Korean guild attempted one particular encounter 300 times that eventually earned them the World First achievement in defeating Deathwing, heroically.  Proper raiding is no easy feat.

In reality, as recently revealed, only 2% of subscribers got to see the raiding contents.  Blizzard – the creator of World of Warcraft – has done something innovative in a recent patch.  They have created a LFR (Looking for Raid) tool to automatically assemble a raid group of 25 players across the servers.  To compensate the fact that these 25 players do not know each other and have not worked with one another, the encounters (and rewards) are specially tuned down to be more causal friendly.  All of a sudden, many get to experience end game contents, including Cynthia and I.

“[I suppose] Once Deathwing is heroically defeated in a realm (or server), a piece of him is displayed within the capital city to serve as a reminder that while many may falter, the ultimate villain has to be defeated at all cost.”

The LFR tool, wonderful as it seems, is not without its share of criticism.  Elitists bundle up and attack the tool on the ground that some  game contents have to be reserved for the cream of the crop.  Some need to feel special and to serve as an inspiration for many to follow.  While this has some philosophical merits, in an environment whereby every player pays the same subscription fees, there is little incentive to nurture elitism, especially with a 7-year old game that may have passed its peak.  Another criticism is that not all these 25 random players contribute at a similar level.  Do they deserve the reward?  Do they even deserve to be there to experience the story in the first place?  This leads back to my analogy.

Cynthia, my mother, and I have attended the Midnight Mass on Christmas.  Before the Mass, the choir was singing the Christmas Carols.  I observed that not every singer sang with full bodied vocal and devotion.  Some went off key.  It was as though some were there more for participation’s sake.  If it was a caroling competition, this choir would have been out.  But it was not a competition.  Participation is rewarded instead of performance.  I shared my observation with Cynthia and she could immediately relate.  It is OK to have some under-perform in LFR.  So long as we don’t have too many party fillers that makes it impossible to raid.

PS. Join us at Draenor server today!  You can play for free, for the first 20 levels at least.  Our guild has a presence in Alliance, as well as in Horde.

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Diary

“Wah” – And Two Cars Banged

Singapore is a small country.  You can drive from east to west along the highways that totaled to approximately 50km.  That is from Changi Airport to Tuas Checkpoint that leads to Malaysia.  Or you can drive from south to east, a 30km journey from our beautiful resort island Sentosa to the not too beautiful Woodlands Checkpoint, which also leads to Malaysia.  In this small country, we have an efficient road network and an electronic pricing system that many of my overseas friends envy.  What they do not know is that although our roads are efficient, some of our drivers are not too smart.  Foreigners living within Singapore often tell me how amazed they are with the number of road incidents we have in such a tiny country.  A road network that is 50km in width and 30km in height.  I too am a driver.  I have often seen traffic congestion caused by road incidents.  I have nearly got into an accident recently when three cars in front of mine suddenly jam braked and one hit another.  Fortunately, common sense told me not to tailgate a chain of cars that were tailgating a blinking ambulance.  How stupid it is to form an impenetrable chain of cars at high speed when every other car on the left want to get back to the fast lane?  Right?

In Singapore, we have road junctions that are regulated by traffic lights.  Green means go, for those who are traveling straight.  If you want to turn left, you may need to give way to the pedestrians who are crossing the road.  If you want to turn right, you may need to get into a “pocket” located in the middle of the junction and give way to the cars coming from the opposite direction (both heading straight and turning left) as well as the pedestrians crossing the road.  When unsure of safety, common sense tells us to stay on the pocket till we are sure of the situation.  As the green light expires, a green right-turn-only arrow will light up to give those who are turning right a chance to cross safely.  It is a good and efficient system so long as people follow the rule.  Or rather, understand the rationale behind the rule.

There are a few problems with this setup, apparently to the Singapore drivers who may not have good common sense.  Inside the pocket, at times the view may be blocked by, say, a large vehicle on the opposite side of the road that also wants to turn right.  So, some would inch beyond their “pocket”, try to pull their necks out and see if the road is clear to turn right.  The problem is that if one is to look at this situation from the satellite view, by getting out of the pocket, the driver is positioning his car to the fast lane of the incoming traffic that he or she is unable to see.  Some take a leap of faith and cross the road even when there is no clear vision.  Is it dangerous?  Sure it is.  Is it a smart move?  Sure it is not.

Another problem is that Singapore drivers do not like to signal when changing directions.  So, those who are turning right looking at those incoming traffic and wonder: Hey, that car seems to have slowed down.  Is he going to turn left?  If so, I can beat him to it, yes?  Well, from my observation, it is a half-half case.  Some slow down at a junction due to safety concern.  These are good drivers.  Some intend to turn left and don’t signal.  These are our regular drivers.  As I always say, when in doubt, stay inside the pocket and cross the road when you are absolutely sure of its safety.  Even if the car behind you may be honking or high beaming you, do the right things in life.

So, back to my diary.  This morning, it rained.  It is still raining as I am typing out this entry.  The road was wet and I have dropped Cynthia off at her office.  I was heading home because I am on leave today.  As always, cars shooting out from the side roads without paying attention to the main road traffic.  That is OK.  I am used to it, dodging cars the best I could.  At one junction between South Bridge Road and South Canal Road, the green light was on.  I signaled and was about to turn left.  Ahead of me, there was two cars going straight.  All of a sudden, one SUV from the opposite direction has decided to turn right.  And BAM! it collided with a sedan car.  The front bumper of the sedan was gone.  The SUV was hit at the back, lost control, did a 180 degree turn on a wet road, nearly crashed onto the pedestrians waiting at the traffic light.  It was like watching a silence movie as Japanese music was playing in my car stereo blocking any crashing sound that came from the outside.  I remember clearly that I did not scream double-u tee ef, or qué pasa in Spanish.  I screamed, “Wah!”  I think in time of emergency, we naturally switch to our mother tongue.

If there is one take home message, or one message to pass along, drive intelligently and responsibly.  Don’t test your luck.

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My Niece Says the Funniest Things

My mother is in town.  All of a sudden, my humble home has turned into a family headquarter.  My sister visits my home often, with or without my presence, together with my buddy a.k.a. her husband and my niece a.k.a. Bethany.  Bethany and I converse in various modes . I often stick to my mother tongue Cantonese . I am not sure how much she can understand me.  At times I switch to English.  I don’t think she responds to me either.  But we have some friendly moments.  Like when she was dancing non-stop in my living room, in between songs, she would collapse and rest her head onto my laps for five seconds.  And then she would bounce back to her dancing mode, going round and round in circle, moving backward and forward, so totally absorbed in her own world.  Bethany would listen attentively to the first few bars of the song before launching into a unique dancing pattern choreographed specifically for that song.  For a 23 months old toddler, that is pretty amazing.

Bethany seems to enjoy listening to Roxette, Fleetwood Mac, Erasure, Tears for Fear, and Mariah Carey.  And she does not seem to like modern rock.  This saddens Cynthia a little bit.  As for me, I am happy that she likes some of my favorite records.

After a rather long dancing session, her parents were concern that Bethany getting too excited may affect her sleep later that evening.  So I switched to classical music, the same type of music that I played when she was still inside my sister’s tummy.  Bethany stopped dancing, took out her teddy bear, held it by its head, and dragged it across my living room.  If there was a level of affection between her and her teddy bear, I could not notice.  I know she has a habit of chewing it.  I now know that she likes to sweep my floor with it.  I found that amusing.  But my sister was not amused.  As my sister tried to lift the teddy bear from the ground, Bethany slammed it flat onto the floor, stepped on it with one foot, and dragged it across the room with one foot on my ceramic flooring, and another foot on the soft toy.

My sister gasped and said that classical music must have brought out Bethany’s darker side.  I laughed hard . Bethany has a unique character.  My sister tried to grab the teddy bear and Bethany took it back, slammed it onto the floor and stepped on it.  Not violently, but with passion.  The cycle repeated and my sister would mimic the teddy bear’s voice and say, “I don’t want! I don’t want!”  Bethany would stare at the teddy bear and reply in a firm, unhurried, and dominating voice, “No you want! No you want!”

I laughed so hard till my tears came out.  The first English sentence I heard from her is “No you want”.  My niece says the funniest things.  I love her.  I love her darker side just the same.

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Wind Powered Decorative Door Damper (Alternative Title: A Week Moving In Jelly)

“This is my patent pending invention!”

Recently, the inanimated objects around me seem to have taken an unanimous decision to stop working.  I felt like moving inside a huge swimming pool filled with grass jelly.  Maybe I am too lazy, quietly observing the hole on my sofa growing bigger and bigger.  More holes have appeared.  What shall I do now?  And then there was this overhead light bulb in my bathroom that had turned into disco mode.  I took it out, left the socket empty like my wisdom tooth that was once there thinking that I did not have a spare one.  I actually do, inside one of the kitchen drawers.  One of my electricity wall socket is malfunction.  The switch does not stick.  I bought a replacement unit.  But I am still trying to find the courage to replace it myself.  I suppose I simply need to switch off the main power, disconnect three wires and reconnect them into the new unit.  I even visualize myself doing it with plastic slippers and plastic gloves on.  I have also bought a screwdriver that lights up if there is an electric current.

My 10 years old audio amplifier finally gave in.  For a long time, one channel would suddenly die and reappear when we temporarily pumped up the volume to a deafening level.  The symptom would appear again depending on the temperament of my old amplifier.  I would imagine our suffering – the amplifier and I – is mutual.  I was squeezing every ounce of life from it and it was testing every ounce of my patience.  One fine day, I have decided to put an end to this by forking out close to S$1,000 of hard earned cash.  The newer model looks very much like its elder sibling.  Less powerful on paper, slimmer, and is working every time we switch it on.

My watch has run out of battery.  Now, this is not news worthy, certainly.  But did you know that it is best to take your watch for a battery replacement at the agent?  I did not know.  One day, I walked into a new watch shop inside a new mall near my office that is a stone’s throw away from the airport.  The sales assistant was professional enough to inform me that I should bring my watch back to the agent so as to get the seal’s rubber changed as well.  Or I could go ahead to have the battery replaced at her shop but risk forgoing the water resistance guarantee.  There and then, I remember some of my old watches with their faces filled with water droplets from the inside whenever we entered into a raining season.  Is that so?  And so, this weekend, Cynthia and I deliberately drove to the agent shop at Raffle City only to be told that we have to visit a service center instead.  Because the service center only opens in town during office hours, I would imagine that I will have to go without a watch for quite some time.

The mother of all disasters as of last week besides Cynthia’s ear infection that I will get into shortly is the epic failure of our water heater.  My plumber and I were debating on the age of my dead heater after we took it down.  We disagreed but agreed that its age falls somewhere between 17 to 22 years of age.  My plumber was shocked that my heater could last that long.  I was shocked that a heater could not last longer.  Five years he said, is the life expectancy of an electric water storage these days.

One evening, I was extremely hungry.  So I turned on the electric oven wanting to heat up a frozen pizza.  Shortly after, the electric circuit of our home tripped.  Strange.  We had a problem with our oven a few years back and had its internal circuit changed.  I flipped the main switch back on and in a few seconds, it tripped again.  I switched off the electric appliances one by one and after some simple diagnosis, it was our water heater that failed.  Bumper.  Singapore can be quite chilly nowadays as it rains almost daily.  That night I had a rather cold shower.

The next morning, I opened up the false ceiling access area, noted down the make and capacity of the heater and determined to replace it with the same model.  On the same day, I drove down to a shop inside Singapore Red Light District, got terribly lost, and managed to procure one.  I loaded the new heater into my car and lugged it all the way home.  Day one, the plumbers arrived late and could not start work.  Day two, we dissected the dead heater out from the myriad of water pipes hidden above.  That operation resembled an open heart surgery.  I looked at the state of my dead heater, with its electric components exposed and covered in rust.  No wonder it died.  Once we took it down, horror descended upon us.  The new model was one and a half inches taller than the old model.  It could not be fitted into our false ceiling. I lugged the new heater back to Singapore Red Light District, paid extra to replace one that fits.  Day three, the plumber had hinted to come but he did not.  Day four, the plumber came and installed the water heater.  Those four days of cold shower nearly got me sick.  I hate showering with cold water at night, and ice cold water in the morning.

Round about the same time, Cynthia was suffering from an ear infection.  The problem with Cynthia is that she is not that good at articulating her pain.  I was not that worried until much later.  She saw a doctor four times and was finally referred to a specialist.  I was there to help her articulate the pain, giving her some moral support.  The consultation went well.  But it took us a long time to procure the medicine because it was nowhere to be found.  Looking at this week of moving in jelly, I was the least surprised.

Since I was working from home, I also called in someone to service our gas stove.  One burner eventually failed and for some time, we were cooking with a single burner.  It was challenging and required lots of planning.  When the technician opened up the stove, I was amazed at the beautiful network of gas and electric pipes hidden underneath the stove.  It was like a science project, some sort of experimental invention.  The technician took out a spinner, tighten one bolt and viola, the burner is working!  That cost me S$60.  As an bonus though, he cleared the pipes for all the burners.  There must have been some gas leakage during the process.  I felt a bit giddy standing next to this old man who has done this for years.  We talked.  When the servicing was completed, after I was S$60 poorer, all my burners now ignite with new found rage.

We live on a rather high floor, unblocked and our home faces the reservoir.  When the wind blows from our door and out from the windows, the wind can be strong enough to hold the door ajar.    And when the wind blows from our windows and out from the main door, the wind can be strong enough to slam the door hard.  Recently, due to a lack of imagination, we hang one tiny teddy bear at the door (as seen in the picture on top of this post).  Yesterday, I realized that when the wind blows, it moves the teddy bear dangerously towards the door gap.  And when the door slams, it slams right onto the teddy bear and produces a low thump sound instead of a loud bang.  This teddy bear turns out to be the cheapest door damper I can find in town.