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Music Journal

Singing for Dummies

People kind of giggled a little bit when they heard that I bought the book Singing For Dummeis. I just so glad that I have bought that book (together with another more profession one that I hope will arrive at my doorstep before Christmas). I did not realised that I have committed so many vocal crimes. It is hard to describe the tranformation. I can say that there is improvement in my singing. However little it is, it is always welcome.

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Silly Me

I Hate Yamaha + I Stupid

It must be another divine intervention that I have had such a hard time with Yamaha. Read on then you will know.

Ever since I bought the 12-String Yamaha electric acoustic guitar, the battery indicator does not seem to work. The LED light just does not light up at all. My common sense tells me that when my battery is full (by the way, in order to power the pre-amp, I need a 9V battery), the LED light should be bright red. Frustrated, couple of weeks ago, I visited the Yamaha shop that I bought the guitar from at Thomson Plaza and asked the sales person why it is so. He said my guitar is not the only one! Some of the new ones coming in also have the same problem. He suggested that I shall live with it as it does not affect the sound quality.

Live with it and I shall not! I asked where I can send my guitar for repair and the sales guy asked me to visit the main branch at Plaza Singapura.

Today, I brought the guitar all the way to Plaza Singapura only to realise that first, the shop only opens at noon, second, technicians are not in these 2 days, third, they don’t have spare parts inside the store, fourth, Yamaha technicians at the store can only do minor repair (like what??), and fifth, call the service center at the HQ for real repair.

So I did and realised that the entire HQ will not pick up phone calls during lunch hour. How big is the HQ anyway?

I called after 1pm and the not too friendly person from the other side of the phone first asked me to go back to the store where I bought the guitar … Hello? the store I bought the guitar asked to go to Plaza Singapura, Plaza Singapura asked me to call the service center, and the service center asked me to return to the store I bought the guitar. These Yamaha folks either don’t work together or they really work “together”.

Anyway, I asked them how long it takes to fix a guitar. Her reply was 2 weeks. Two weeks? I must have screamed. Then I asked her if I could make an appointment to cut short the waiting time and she told me bluntly: no! She must have sensed my tension and she suggested that I shall bring my guitar down for her technicians to estimate the time for repair. Great I said, can I come down now I asked. No she said, there is no technician around she replied.

Amazing. It is just amazing.

Feeling not so good, I visited the guitar shops at the Bras Basar Complex. In search for my electric classical, I intended to do. That is when I have discovered something interested about electric acoustic guitar.

One of the acoustic guitar I picked up has a button to check if the battery is still healthy or not. I pressed the button and the LED lights up. The brighter it is, the healthier is the battery. As I was walking out of the shop, I was both amused by the innovativeness and by the practicality of such a device. Why practical? The light cannot be lit up all the time during play time because it consumes energy.

I rushed back to my car to check if I have missed a button somewhere. Perhaps the volume dial is “pressable”? No, no such button. Too bad. I pulled out the owners manual and it read:

“… When the battery is running low, the LED will light up. Please change battery as soon as possible when that happens …”

Dah … I stupid (because there is nothing wrong with my guitar) … and I still hate Yamaha.

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Diary

Moving Out + Retail Therapy

Seems to me that this month is the month of criticism with the latest one comes from work. It is as though this unknown force has a quota to fulfill before year end.

Anyway, I have decided to move the contents (and any future ones) that are more geared towards my life out of No Eye Candy website and into my own website. It is kind of comforting to hear from Jeremy that I shall leave these contents in our band website because they are part of what we are (and from Jason that we shall just re-organise the articles). But I guess I have got a lot more to write about my life that is probably beyond the band. Like some of the short stories I write for instance. (And the Singapore Motor Show field trip report has nothing to do with No Eye Candy, right? Unless I end up writing a song on that … hmmm) Looking at the writing habits, it seems to me that I am the only one that is contributing most on writing. Never intended to skew the site content that way.

Besides, it is always cool to be able to post songs in my own website, songs that are sung by me as a songwriter. I guess that way, it is more forgiving to have less than professional vocal track because after all I am a songwriter, not a professional singer. As for No Eye Candy, Cynthia will take the vocal track whenever possible.

Another good point about posting those songs onto my own site is that these songs may not find their ways to the No Eye Candy site which is okay. Because, No Eye Candy is about the band and is about songs that we all love to play. This shall remain the same.

Another thing is that for the songs I am going to post in my own website, they will not be played using my 12-strings. Partly because I want to sound different from No Eye Candy. But mainly because most of the songs that I have written are being created using a classical guitar. Hence, the orignal sound must retain.

And these days, it just strikes me that I need to return to my root, as in just me and my classical guitar, as in writing songs from my heart rather for anyone else. Back in the days when I was working in Paris, I was used to write short stories based on my daily encounters and sent them all to my friends via email (the ancient spam? or blog?). I bet there were some if not many who did not enjoy what I have had written (and they are kind enough not to let me know ;p). But from time to time, I do received a few encouragements and these were enough just to keep me going.

Back to my songwriting and my singing hobby. Over the years, I have had my share bit of criticism on both topics. But I never cease to write. Well, perhaps that is indeed my true passion for over 10 years. I just keep on writing and singing and writing and singing.

Blessed I am now with a band with members whom I look up upon. So, whatever I do must be for the benefit of the band.

Now, that brings us to the second part of this blog – retail therapy. Today I visited the Dave’s Guitar shop for some new strings for my classical guitar. My true intention was to look for a cool new classical guitar preferably with electric pickup (back to my root thingy, remember?). The pretty shop assistance recommended one from Takamine (without pickup) that is selling at $675. If I am to add in the pickup, that will be up to near $1,000 region. I then asked, why don’t I get one that come with Takamine original pickup? (And by the way, the guitar sounds awesomely warm.)

Back to the shopping mode. Now I begin to understand why musicians keep spending money on guitars. And if I am to look for signs, I wanted to buy high tension string for my classical guitar and when I told the shop assistence that I am using a (cheap) Yamaha, she recommended medium tension. Guess what? After I restring the guitar, part of the bridge (how shall I called it? the metal part) came out. I don’t think I can keep my guitar for long. The strings have too high a tension for my guitar to take …

Retail therapy …

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Music Reviews Pop Rock & Alternative

PJ Harvey’s Uh Huh Her

Whenever I am lost in my songwriting world, I always find my anchor through some of my favourite artists. PJ Harvey is one of them. My favourite PJ Harvey album? To Bring You My Love. Though I have to confess that I do like Stories From The Cities, Stories From The Sea a lot.

Uh Huh Her is raw, is mean and I just love it. Nothing commercial and I just immerse in all the songs in the album. At times, the songs remind me of demo songs. Like some of the songs, there is only one guitar with considerable amount of noise in the background. Then, it comes PJ Harvey’s beautiful voice and the strong lyrics. I do like The Slow Drug a lot. Lyrics below.

By the way, another one of my favourite song is Who The F**k. But I can’t publish the lyric, can I?

Blue now is the colour
Love the drug I’m needing
Got to keep this feeling

With the headlights burning
We’re looking up for something
Answers on the ceiling

Watching out the windows
Watch the way the wind blows
Soon it will be morning

Still the question lingers
I twist it round my fingers
Could you be my calling?

See this winged boy falling
Falling out of something
Hits the drug I’m needing

Arrows that he’s turning
Need to keep this feeling
Slow drug in the morning

With the headlights burning
Looking up for something
Something that we’re needing

Still the question lingers
I twist it round my fingers
Could you be my calling

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Horror

Horror Film Of The Year: SHUTTER

Okay, I exaggerated. Mainly because none of my regular movie partners nor my wife is into horror film (except one of my best friend’s wife who is from Hong Kong too) and it is the one horror film I have watched since The Ring, I have to vote Shutter as the horror film of the year.

It all began with a car accident that the main characters ran away from and thereafter, the pictures taken by the photographer contained strange lights and ghosty image. After that, scene after scene, the horror just got better and better. One of my colleagues who sat next to me was screaming all the way while I was laughing all the way. I must be sick or mad.

This movie, in real life, is spooky in some way. There were 7 of us watching a 7pm show at a cinema at the 7th floor. The show has 7 letters and I was sitting at seat number 7. How coincidental can it be??

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Diary

Immortal, Blue Title, and Recording

How coincidental this can be? My default movie going partner is now in Japan for his business trip. My wife is now in Bangkok in her business trip. And most of my friends were not available this night. Well, such a rare occasion that a foreign film was shown, I have to catch it regardlessly.

On the way to the Arts House, I kept humming the 12-bar blue. And lyrics came into my mind. Potential song title – Devil Won’t Forget. Spooky!

Back at home, I started doing the recording for the Midnight Mix of the song Blood On My Boots. Jason is right, vocal track should be recorded last. Compared to the last time I recorded just with Jeremy’s accoustic guitar, this time round I was really into the song as Jason has enhanced the song much with his clean guitar sound. Hopefully the song is good enough to make it to the bonus track of our Internet Album.

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Fantasy & Sci-fi Movie Reviews

Immortal – A Foreign Film with Beautiful Soundtrack

Yet another foreign film showing at the Arts House, how can I resist? Immortal is a sci-fi film by the famed Yugoslav-born graphic novelist and director Enki Bilal. New York City 23rd centry with futuristic buildings and transportation infrastructure no less than The Fifth Element, where somehow all creatures live in different level. The highest level of all? A pyramid, where the gods reside.

What captivated me the most was the ending sound track by Venus. The title is Beautiful Days.

The storyline is somewhere bizzare but yet simple. It was about Horus, the falcon-headed Egyptian God who has only seven days to live. It was about a girl named Jill who could be an alien. And it was about a polictical prisoner, Nikopol, who has been cryogenised for 30 years. The main story was about how Horus has used Nikopol’s body to impregnate Jill.

Bizzare it is. Entertaining, definitely in an art way.

The ending song was a great song composed by Venus. A French band I have not heard of and the album can only be found in FNAC (a French music chain store). I manage to source out the lyrics. See below.

I wish i was mad
Fucked up and done
I wish i was bad
And completely wrong

I wish i was made
Rebuilt-up and fake
I wish i could lie
And never could fail

And live some beautiful days
In a magical place
Beautiful loves
Perfect and straight
Beautiful days
In a magical place
A new dream is born
The new freaks have come

I wish i was fast
And crazy as a dog
I wish i could last
As long as the gods

I wish i could be
Perfectly free
Wish i was a creep
Wish i made you bleed

And live some beautiful days
In a magical place
Beautiful loves
Perfect and straight
Beautiful days
In a magical place
A new dream is born
The new freaks have come
Beautiful days
In a magical place
Beautiful loves
Perfect and straight
Beautiful days…

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Diary

A Long Walk + Digging Up the Ghost

Seems to me that nowadays I have combo blog entries.

I want a classical guitar with electric pickup. I want it so badly that it is just not rational anymore. I just want to own one.

But why?

My old classical guitar is falling apart. I write music using a classical guitar. I want to record my music using just the classical guitar for my upcoming website.

Lunch time, I walked from Dhouby Ghout MRT station all the way back to the office stopping at the guitar shops at Paradis Center area and Peninsula Plaza area. Yes, it is a bloody long walk. Too bad, I did not have my car key with me.

Believe it or not, I have tried the $2,650 Taylar classical guitar and I just can’t appreciate it. I tried the Takamine again and it still touches my heart. The Taylar guitar I tried is made with spruce top while the Takamine one is made with cedar. To be honest, I have no idea how different these two kinds of wood will sound.

I messaged my friend Jonathon for help and he told me (via sms of course) that spruce top is for clarity and provides good tremble while cedar top is for the volume. Fair deal. No wonder!

The fact that I strum the classical guitar (and he asked me why I strum a classical guitar, not supposed to!) probably explain why it did not sound that impressive. If I was to play the classical guitar in a proper manner, most likely I would fall in love with the Taylor.

I am pretty much decided on the brand. Just that the pretty shop assistance still has not get back to me what I can get within my budget. Driving me insane.

Question: what would a songwriter who has lost the inspiration do? Yes, digging up the ghost. I dug up one song that I have half finished more than a month ago. That song was written when I woke up early for warm-up prior to one of our jamming sessions.

I managed to figure out how the song sounded like (I did not record then and I should have, instead I wrote down the notes) and it clocked at 2.30 mins. Today, I picked up the song again and instead of continue writing the song, I just repeated the majority of the song with a twist. There you go! I have the song!

So, why didn’t I continue to write somemore? It is because very few audience can appreciate the songwriting style of mine (one piece with verses of different melody going freeform, i.e. no defined structure, and seldom repeat). So, the key is to identify the “hook” and keep repeating it. It seems to be a winning formula of all the rock and pop songs. How original?! I mean, why do anyone want to keep listenning the same segment of the song again and again – in the same song?? All they need to do is just to repeat the song and there you go! Again, cannot understand how we human being appreciate music.

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Diary

Cars, Women, Black Comedy, and Blue

It has been such an extraordinary weekend to me. My weekend began with the Motor Show that was packed with cool concept cars and decent looking models. Then it was Jason who invited me to watch a Spanish movie with him at the Art House – Torremolinos 73, a black comedy. And it ended with a wonderful jamming session with Jason and listenning to the Blue.

Torremolinos is a movie about a door-to-door encyclopaedia salesman who turned into an educational adult film maker with his wife as the star. While the adult films were banned in Spain, they were hot in the Scandinavian market. His wife wanted a baby so much while the husband, hardly able to sustain a family of two, insisted on using a condom every time they made love. The irony later on as the story unfold was that for the last six years they have been making love with condoms, it was the same six years that the husband has zero sperm count.

The main twist of the story came when the main character has become so good at filming that he has written a new script called Torremolinos 73 – a title inspired by one of the sexy poster he saw while he was making sample for the sperm test. It was a show about a widow who met someone who looked exactly like her late husband in one of the honeymoon resort.

Soon he became the director of his new movie and he got his wife as the main actress. Towards the end of the filming, the producer made an unexpected change in script asking the sex symbol – his wife – to mate with one of the actor – her supposed late husband in the show. The irony was that she actually wanted it because she wanted a baby so much. The most painful scene was that the director – her husband – has to see through the entire act. Well, in the end, he got a movie while she got a baby. Happy ending? Perhaps.

Sunday, it was all about blue. Jason and I had a jamming session and we have covered quite a number of songs as well as some of the songs that could be in the pipeline. We jammed metal music as well as a remix on Sweet Dream (Are Made Of This). After dinner, Jason and I were both into blue music – Eric Clapton, Aerosmith’s latest blue album, Steve Ray Vaughan, Neil Young, and Jimi Hendrix. I am so inspired to write a blue album. We shall see.

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Songwriting

Warm Recollection (Warmest Memories?)

After thoughts: After typing out the lyrics for me, my sister has gone through quite a tough period herself. And she (was inspired) has offered to translate the song for me. I think her translation is much better than mine.

Remember the Cantonese song I was talking about? Many thanks to my sister Lora, she has typed out the entire song for me over the phone! And here is an excerpt of the song.

I have had quite a hard time translating the song into English. Well, I have given my best shot and hope that it is poetic enough as what Lora requested.

Another challenge I have had was to name the song. And it was till I have finished the translation that I picked the last words of the song as song title.

See below for lyrics in Chinese and English.

Warmest Memories (Translated by My Sister, Lora)

Every day and night I gaze at the far end of the sea
Wish to know My heart is still filled with your faces
Like illusions Like illusions Overwhelming me
Wish to know All these are my actual expectations

But every day I just lost in words
Passing through all those chilly days My stirring wishes cannot be concealed

Today’s me Today’s me Have faced all the changes
I’d rather believe I’d rather believe One day you will return to my side
No longer can change No longer can change The one I was in the past
And I am longing for The one you were in the past

Every day and night I look around
Just wish to catch a glimpse of you
I cannot imagine all these What will you do if you were me?

Dazzle of glamour Your beautiful projection
If I can make one change I will return to that day

Incomprehensible I just silently wish
Incomprehensible I just silently wait
One day One day You will understand all these
That day You will be attached to our warmest memories

Warm Recollection (Translated by Me)

Day and night I look at the distant cape
Want to know if your impression still live in my heart
Like an illustion, like an illustion that covers me
I want to know if all these is realistic expectation

But each day I am quiet, lost in words
I have tasted what coldness is and failed to suppress my wild thoughts

Today’s me, today’s me has tasted all kinds of changes
I’d rather believe, I’d rather believe one day you will return to my side
I cannot change, I cannot change the former me
But I hope to see the former you

Day and night I look at the wide horizon
Only want to indistinctly, secretly to watch
All these I cannot imagine, and if you were me, what would you do?

Beaming with light that cannot be suppressed, your beautiful image
If I can make one change, I would return to that day

Hard to understand the real you, I can only silently hope
Impossible to understand the real you, I can only silently wait
One day, one day you will understand all these
And that day, you will feel attached to all these warm recollection