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Diary

Speed Of Light!

My boss has been kind and understanding.  Over an early evening meeting, he said to us in all sincerity, “I know I should have asked you two to do this back in November.  But can we have a document in two days?”  Can Michelangelo paint the ceiling of Sistine Chapel in two days?  I suppose with modern technology, nothing is impossible.  I am thrilled by the occasional excitement at work, such as this.

This morning I had an early meeting to host.  I honestly cannot relate to someone living in a time zone sixteen hours behind us.  But early morning seems like a time humane enough to all the participants.  I popped out of my bed at seven, as usual.  Showered faster than usual, ironed my shirt faster than usual.  It took a titan’s will to say no to Cynthia when at a quarter to eight, she asked, “Do we have time for breakfast?”  We hit the road before eight, with empty stomachs.  In about a quarter of an hour, we arrived at Cynthia’s drop off point.  Wow.  The traffic was smooth.  Usually it takes us close to three-quarter of an hour to cover the same distance in rush hours.  Imagine the time and the highway toll we could have saved every day by not eating breakfast at home or by getting up earlier.  I know, neither of these is sustainable option for Cynthia and I.

It was a breezily cool morning, a rather unusual sight in our tropical country.  I was early, and was in a good mood.  So I grabbed a gourmet sandwich that cost S$4.20.  And I made myself a cup of Lipton tea in office.  That was my breakfast at work.

My colleague and I did not have two days to write that document.  Working in a bank, you would know that we have BAU stuffs to do (BAU = business as usual).  BAU work activities are stuffs that require someone to work on in perpetually, stuffs that ultimately justify our paychecks.  BAU are work items that when your colleague goes on leave, you have to work double hard.  So, with the BAU stuffs that we have to do, we only have half a day to write that document.  Can Michelangelo paint the ceiling of Sistine Chapel in half a day?  Fortunately, our boss is expecting a sketch, although deep inside, I feel that sketches should never leave the bedroom.  I was determined to delivery more.

So we worked in the speed of light today.  It was an exhilarating experience, as though I was motor racing with my colleague as my teammate.  Words got vomited out of our brains, spatted onto an electronic media, churned and reworked into a 15-pager.  We solidify chaos into order, vomit into a work of art.  At 5pm, we were still seated at a round table with I going all out in punching the keyboard.  She commented, “You must have a passion in writing.”  True, I said.  But I have a stronger passion to go home and have dinner with my family.

Today, I bumped into another colleague of mine.  And I shared with her that my 2-year old niece does not like to swallow her food, likes to store the food in her cheeks so much so that she looks like a hamster for hours.  What should I do?!  She laughed and told me that all babies born after 2008 do not like to eat, as though the new generation is aware of an imminent food storage due to our planet’s population explosion.  At first I thought she was joking.  But she was not.  She said her kid was the same.  So were her kid’s friends.  Time has changed.

What if, just what if, human beings are able to mutate according to the changing world?  What would trigger such mutation?

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J Pop Music Reviews

YUI – How Crazy Your Love

“How Crazy Your Love” is YUI’s fifth studio album.  I am a fan.  Hence you can imagine how painful it was for me to wait till the record hits the store here in Singapore when not too far away, in a place called Hong Kong, the album not only comes with a CD, but also a DVD recording of YUI’s live concert in Hong Kong.  Normally, it takes up to a month for a regional cut Japanese CD to arrive at our stores.  It takes even longer if the album contains video contents.  Having learned my lesson, I ordered online via HMV Hong Kong and have this special edition album (that comes with a YUI printed guitar pick!) delivered.

If you are a fan, the special edition is a must buy.  Her 2011 concert in Hong Kong has a listing of 17 songs plus 5 encores.  That is over 2 hours of entertainment.  Compare to her 2006 “Song of the Sun” concert, she now has more songs and has grown up to be a sweet 24.  Like the previous recording, she plays her guitars on stage.  Shy, she may seem, her live performance has exceeded my expectation.  I cannot wait to see the same concert recorded in Japan.  The DVD is lying somewhere inside my shelf.

It took me a bit of time to like “How Crazy Your Love”.  Perhaps my sensory system has been abused by over-produced music of recent time.  Or perhaps I wanted more rock music from the album or that missing killer slow song.  To be frank, YUI is not a great singer.  But she writes good songs.  So far, her albums are pretty consistent, in terms of style and delivery.  And I am still eagerly awaiting for her next production, which I hope to see later this year.

Back to the album, the more rock flavored “Rain” is my favorite.  The opening track “HELLO” is playful, and it seems to work really well in a live setting.  I also like “Separation”, which is more melody driven especially on the bridge.  I can’t say I love all 13 tracks.  But I can’t find one that I don’t like.  Fans out there.  What are you waiting for?

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Diary

How Did You Celebrate New Year’s Eve?

This year, I am not going to over complicate my New Year’s resolution.  It would be: read more, write more, play more music, and do more sport.  Other time sinking activities will have to be scaled back accordingly.

We stayed at home on New Year’s Eve, thanks to a laborious walk at Ubin Island the day before.  I got out of the bed in the early morning with my feet feeling sore.  I went back to bed thinking if we were to cycle instead of to walk, my feet would not be that sore.  But then I recalled what happen to those who do not cycle often.  I would rather have a pair of sore feet than a sore butt.

New Year’s Eve fell on a Saturday so we did our housecleaning ritual.  After a home cooked lunch, Cynthia and I spent a few hours romancing with the dragons.  Some readers have the misconception that MMO (massively multi-player online) is similar to the traditional role playing games, whereby you defeat your foes once and once only.  Well, in the world of MMO, we do that again, again, and again.  Very much like a game of basketball.  The court and the rules stay the same.  But the players and the outcomes may not.

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After our movie outing the day before, TK, Cynthia, and I have decided to celebrate New Year’s Eve at my home watching some videos.  TK brought pizza and food while Cynthia bought potato chip and drink.  As for the lucky me, I was tasked to operate the Blu-Ray player.  I suggested to watch the Luc Besson movie “Léon” staring young Natalie Portman.  Cynthia counter suggested Quentin Tarantino’s gruesome “Reservoir Dogs” thinking that it was a comedy.  TK also preferred the blood and gore, for our New Year’s Eve.  In this party of three, somehow I am often outnumbered.

Watching “Reservoir Dogs” requires intense concentration, which we did not have once we started to eat our pizza and talked.  Cynthia and my mother were happily chatting.  TK was also happily chatting and every now and then, playing with his new phone often.  When the title “Mr. White” appeared, they had no clue where the story was heading, except blood and more blood.  I had to explain this is Mr. White, that is Mr. Orange, and he is Mr. Pink, and etc.  Fortunately, the ending was pretty obvious and that did not require much thinking to go ah-ha!  I can understand why “Reservoir Dogs” has become a cult hit.  I doubt TK and Cynthia really love it.

After “Reservoir Dogs”, the night was still young.  So we moved onto our next video.

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If you have not watched “Léon” before and are to watch today, you would probably say, “Hmm.  Natalie Portman acted pretty good when she was 12.”  But imagine you have not heard of this movie, you would probably be amazed and thrown out of your chair at how talented this young actress is.  When I first saw Natalie Portman on screen, I said to myself, “She is going to make it big.”  She does not disappoint me.  Her 2011 “Black Swan” has won the Oscar.  And I had my “I knew it!” moment.  It was sweet.

“Léon” was more violent than I remember.  Watching “Léon” after “Reservoir Dogs”, we had our evening filled with blood and violence.  They are both classic movies, no doubt.  That pretty much sums up what 2011 is, in a way.

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Year 2011 is pretty blah for me.  I hope 2012 is more exciting, in a positive way.  This is how we spent our New Year’s Eve.  What about you?  Did you do something outrageously fun?

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Drama Movie Reviews

Margin Call – “It Is Just Money”

Having worked in the financial market industries for quite some years, both Cynthia and I found the movie “Margin Call” pretty realistic.  There are moments in the movies when we chuckled at the rather private jokes (OK, maybe not that private, but we have not worked in other industries for long to be frank).  And there are many moments we can relate, and are emotionally moved.

Subprime crisis is brutal.  It brought many giants down to their knees.  It is also an humbling experience.   However good the time now is and however successful we think we are, there is always an unknown force out there to hit us.  We could blame the investment bankers for the things that they did leading to the subprime crisis.  But ultimately, it is the greed of the nations that escalate the issue.  We want maximum return with the least investment we put in.  And there are people out there who earn big bucks to deliver just that.  I am often puzzled by how we manage to package financial securities into exotic products that even the distributors may not have a thorough idea on what they are, and sell them.  It seems to me that no matter how much we learn from past lessons, no matter how sophisticated our risk management system has become, greed will eventually find a loophole somewhere.  And the cycle will repeat itself.

While “Margin Call” triggers my thought in the above written paragraph, the movie delivers more than that.  For a start, it takes us all the way to the evening before subprime crisis hit the world.  The filmmakers have brought in a panel of talented actors (minus Penn Badgley from my favorite series Gossip Girl) to fill up the key roles.  It is mesmerizing to watch Paul Bettany, Stanley Tucci, Kevin Spacey, Simon Baker, Demi Moore, and Jeremy Irons playing different roles within the firm.  Each has his or her unique perspective to share.  Some lines can be thought provoking.  In fact, the entire movie is thought provoking.  What am I doing with my life?!

Joke aside, today has been a physically demanding day for us.  We woke up early, on our holiday, and took my mother to Ubin Island.  My sister and her husband wanted to join, so we have a 2-year old baby with us too.  In retrospect, I am not sure if Ubin Island is baby-friendly.  We had a good time nonetheless.  I will share the photos with a write-up once I get down to doing it.

Ever since my mother is in town, Cynthia and I have not caught up with our movie partner TK for a movie outing.  So I picked “Margin Call” to celebrate our year end.  It is the 33rd movie Cynthia and I have watched this year.  And yes, I still want to watch “Mission Impossible”, although Cynthia is not that into Tom Cruise no more.

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For the Geeks

Deathwing Must Die (And He Did, A Few Good Times)

A choir.  I shall use a choir to illustrate what raiding in an online gaming environment is like.

In any given choir, think Christmas Caroling if you may, there is usually one organist or a few guitarists who set the key and pace of the performance.  The music draws attention but it alone does not entertain.  We need the singers to sing the melody.  And we need a few dedicated singers to sing the harmony.  The audience seldom hums along with the music or sings along with the harmony.  The audience sings along with the melody.  Melody is at the forefront of the entertainment deliverance.  Having said so, all three elements must co-exist in order to give forth one spectacular performance.

” They say things look different when you are dead.  After my demise, I looked back upon my twenty odd fellow raiders, who fought alongside with the dragons on the island, who one by one got killed by the bits and pieces of Deathwing (the red blob on the right).  It was a lost battle.  Time for another attempt.”

Raiding in a massively multiplayer online game (MMO) works similarly to how a choir operates.  25 players are organized into a team to fulfill a set of objectives in accordance with the lore.  One year ago, Blizzard has released a new expansion for World of Warcraft.  A year after Cataclysm, the story has finally come to a conclusion when we have the opportunity to face the ultimate villain of this expansion – Deathwing.  We have visited the future and changed it.  We have visited the past and changed it.  Armed with the artifact that may be the key in defeating the dragon Deathwing, we have escorted Thrall – our hero – to Wyrmrest Temple ready to have one final showdown with the villain and his waves of armed forces.  It is dramatic.  It is a lengthy expedition.  And it is an epic battle that leads to an orgasmic ending.  An ending that most of us has to experience again and again till the Pandas come home.

“Kalecgos has become a new Aspect for the Blue Dragonflight.  He made a rare visit to one of our capitals, in Matrix style.”

Players in a 25-man raid setting are required to fulfill one of the three roles – tank, damage, or heal.  Tank, to me, is like an organist in a choir.  They are there to set the pace of the encounters and to hold the enemies at bay.  The music continues so long as the organist keeps on playing.  Similarly, in a raid, when the tanks die, it often means that the encounter would come to a premature end.  That is, failure.  We don’t need many to play a tank role.  Two is sufficient in a 25-man raid.  It is a role with a huge responsibility.  It is also a role that I personally enjoy.

Then we have the heal role to replenish the team and neutralize the incoming damage.  In a military context, heal is like the armed forces multiplier, the ones who refuel the planes or replenish the bombs.  Heal is a support unit, much like the harmony singers in a choir.  We need a sizable heal.  And we need six in a 25-man raid.

Obvious as it sounds, those who take the damage role are responsible to lay damage to the enemy front.  They are like the melody singers who feeds on the music and the harmony.  In a raiding environment, they delivery the offensive blow to our enemies.  We need tons of players to play this role.  Seventeen to be exact.

“25 of us looks tiny compare to Deathwing.  Are you ready?”

In the past, raids in World of Warcraft (or other MMO games I suppose) are organized manually.  You need to put in heaps of commitment, get yourselves into a local community, stick to a timetable set by the majority, and you must have this mentality that each failure is one step closer to success.  One Korean guild attempted one particular encounter 300 times that eventually earned them the World First achievement in defeating Deathwing, heroically.  Proper raiding is no easy feat.

In reality, as recently revealed, only 2% of subscribers got to see the raiding contents.  Blizzard – the creator of World of Warcraft – has done something innovative in a recent patch.  They have created a LFR (Looking for Raid) tool to automatically assemble a raid group of 25 players across the servers.  To compensate the fact that these 25 players do not know each other and have not worked with one another, the encounters (and rewards) are specially tuned down to be more causal friendly.  All of a sudden, many get to experience end game contents, including Cynthia and I.

“[I suppose] Once Deathwing is heroically defeated in a realm (or server), a piece of him is displayed within the capital city to serve as a reminder that while many may falter, the ultimate villain has to be defeated at all cost.”

The LFR tool, wonderful as it seems, is not without its share of criticism.  Elitists bundle up and attack the tool on the ground that some  game contents have to be reserved for the cream of the crop.  Some need to feel special and to serve as an inspiration for many to follow.  While this has some philosophical merits, in an environment whereby every player pays the same subscription fees, there is little incentive to nurture elitism, especially with a 7-year old game that may have passed its peak.  Another criticism is that not all these 25 random players contribute at a similar level.  Do they deserve the reward?  Do they even deserve to be there to experience the story in the first place?  This leads back to my analogy.

Cynthia, my mother, and I have attended the Midnight Mass on Christmas.  Before the Mass, the choir was singing the Christmas Carols.  I observed that not every singer sang with full bodied vocal and devotion.  Some went off key.  It was as though some were there more for participation’s sake.  If it was a caroling competition, this choir would have been out.  But it was not a competition.  Participation is rewarded instead of performance.  I shared my observation with Cynthia and she could immediately relate.  It is OK to have some under-perform in LFR.  So long as we don’t have too many party fillers that makes it impossible to raid.

PS. Join us at Draenor server today!  You can play for free, for the first 20 levels at least.  Our guild has a presence in Alliance, as well as in Horde.

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“Wah” – And Two Cars Banged

Singapore is a small country.  You can drive from east to west along the highways that totaled to approximately 50km.  That is from Changi Airport to Tuas Checkpoint that leads to Malaysia.  Or you can drive from south to east, a 30km journey from our beautiful resort island Sentosa to the not too beautiful Woodlands Checkpoint, which also leads to Malaysia.  In this small country, we have an efficient road network and an electronic pricing system that many of my overseas friends envy.  What they do not know is that although our roads are efficient, some of our drivers are not too smart.  Foreigners living within Singapore often tell me how amazed they are with the number of road incidents we have in such a tiny country.  A road network that is 50km in width and 30km in height.  I too am a driver.  I have often seen traffic congestion caused by road incidents.  I have nearly got into an accident recently when three cars in front of mine suddenly jam braked and one hit another.  Fortunately, common sense told me not to tailgate a chain of cars that were tailgating a blinking ambulance.  How stupid it is to form an impenetrable chain of cars at high speed when every other car on the left want to get back to the fast lane?  Right?

In Singapore, we have road junctions that are regulated by traffic lights.  Green means go, for those who are traveling straight.  If you want to turn left, you may need to give way to the pedestrians who are crossing the road.  If you want to turn right, you may need to get into a “pocket” located in the middle of the junction and give way to the cars coming from the opposite direction (both heading straight and turning left) as well as the pedestrians crossing the road.  When unsure of safety, common sense tells us to stay on the pocket till we are sure of the situation.  As the green light expires, a green right-turn-only arrow will light up to give those who are turning right a chance to cross safely.  It is a good and efficient system so long as people follow the rule.  Or rather, understand the rationale behind the rule.

There are a few problems with this setup, apparently to the Singapore drivers who may not have good common sense.  Inside the pocket, at times the view may be blocked by, say, a large vehicle on the opposite side of the road that also wants to turn right.  So, some would inch beyond their “pocket”, try to pull their necks out and see if the road is clear to turn right.  The problem is that if one is to look at this situation from the satellite view, by getting out of the pocket, the driver is positioning his car to the fast lane of the incoming traffic that he or she is unable to see.  Some take a leap of faith and cross the road even when there is no clear vision.  Is it dangerous?  Sure it is.  Is it a smart move?  Sure it is not.

Another problem is that Singapore drivers do not like to signal when changing directions.  So, those who are turning right looking at those incoming traffic and wonder: Hey, that car seems to have slowed down.  Is he going to turn left?  If so, I can beat him to it, yes?  Well, from my observation, it is a half-half case.  Some slow down at a junction due to safety concern.  These are good drivers.  Some intend to turn left and don’t signal.  These are our regular drivers.  As I always say, when in doubt, stay inside the pocket and cross the road when you are absolutely sure of its safety.  Even if the car behind you may be honking or high beaming you, do the right things in life.

So, back to my diary.  This morning, it rained.  It is still raining as I am typing out this entry.  The road was wet and I have dropped Cynthia off at her office.  I was heading home because I am on leave today.  As always, cars shooting out from the side roads without paying attention to the main road traffic.  That is OK.  I am used to it, dodging cars the best I could.  At one junction between South Bridge Road and South Canal Road, the green light was on.  I signaled and was about to turn left.  Ahead of me, there was two cars going straight.  All of a sudden, one SUV from the opposite direction has decided to turn right.  And BAM! it collided with a sedan car.  The front bumper of the sedan was gone.  The SUV was hit at the back, lost control, did a 180 degree turn on a wet road, nearly crashed onto the pedestrians waiting at the traffic light.  It was like watching a silence movie as Japanese music was playing in my car stereo blocking any crashing sound that came from the outside.  I remember clearly that I did not scream double-u tee ef, or qué pasa in Spanish.  I screamed, “Wah!”  I think in time of emergency, we naturally switch to our mother tongue.

If there is one take home message, or one message to pass along, drive intelligently and responsibly.  Don’t test your luck.

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My Niece Says the Funniest Things

My mother is in town.  All of a sudden, my humble home has turned into a family headquarter.  My sister visits my home often, with or without my presence, together with my buddy a.k.a. her husband and my niece a.k.a. Bethany.  Bethany and I converse in various modes . I often stick to my mother tongue Cantonese . I am not sure how much she can understand me.  At times I switch to English.  I don’t think she responds to me either.  But we have some friendly moments.  Like when she was dancing non-stop in my living room, in between songs, she would collapse and rest her head onto my laps for five seconds.  And then she would bounce back to her dancing mode, going round and round in circle, moving backward and forward, so totally absorbed in her own world.  Bethany would listen attentively to the first few bars of the song before launching into a unique dancing pattern choreographed specifically for that song.  For a 23 months old toddler, that is pretty amazing.

Bethany seems to enjoy listening to Roxette, Fleetwood Mac, Erasure, Tears for Fear, and Mariah Carey.  And she does not seem to like modern rock.  This saddens Cynthia a little bit.  As for me, I am happy that she likes some of my favorite records.

After a rather long dancing session, her parents were concern that Bethany getting too excited may affect her sleep later that evening.  So I switched to classical music, the same type of music that I played when she was still inside my sister’s tummy.  Bethany stopped dancing, took out her teddy bear, held it by its head, and dragged it across my living room.  If there was a level of affection between her and her teddy bear, I could not notice.  I know she has a habit of chewing it.  I now know that she likes to sweep my floor with it.  I found that amusing.  But my sister was not amused.  As my sister tried to lift the teddy bear from the ground, Bethany slammed it flat onto the floor, stepped on it with one foot, and dragged it across the room with one foot on my ceramic flooring, and another foot on the soft toy.

My sister gasped and said that classical music must have brought out Bethany’s darker side.  I laughed hard . Bethany has a unique character.  My sister tried to grab the teddy bear and Bethany took it back, slammed it onto the floor and stepped on it.  Not violently, but with passion.  The cycle repeated and my sister would mimic the teddy bear’s voice and say, “I don’t want! I don’t want!”  Bethany would stare at the teddy bear and reply in a firm, unhurried, and dominating voice, “No you want! No you want!”

I laughed so hard till my tears came out.  The first English sentence I heard from her is “No you want”.  My niece says the funniest things.  I love her.  I love her darker side just the same.

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Wind Powered Decorative Door Damper (Alternative Title: A Week Moving In Jelly)

“This is my patent pending invention!”

Recently, the inanimated objects around me seem to have taken an unanimous decision to stop working.  I felt like moving inside a huge swimming pool filled with grass jelly.  Maybe I am too lazy, quietly observing the hole on my sofa growing bigger and bigger.  More holes have appeared.  What shall I do now?  And then there was this overhead light bulb in my bathroom that had turned into disco mode.  I took it out, left the socket empty like my wisdom tooth that was once there thinking that I did not have a spare one.  I actually do, inside one of the kitchen drawers.  One of my electricity wall socket is malfunction.  The switch does not stick.  I bought a replacement unit.  But I am still trying to find the courage to replace it myself.  I suppose I simply need to switch off the main power, disconnect three wires and reconnect them into the new unit.  I even visualize myself doing it with plastic slippers and plastic gloves on.  I have also bought a screwdriver that lights up if there is an electric current.

My 10 years old audio amplifier finally gave in.  For a long time, one channel would suddenly die and reappear when we temporarily pumped up the volume to a deafening level.  The symptom would appear again depending on the temperament of my old amplifier.  I would imagine our suffering – the amplifier and I – is mutual.  I was squeezing every ounce of life from it and it was testing every ounce of my patience.  One fine day, I have decided to put an end to this by forking out close to S$1,000 of hard earned cash.  The newer model looks very much like its elder sibling.  Less powerful on paper, slimmer, and is working every time we switch it on.

My watch has run out of battery.  Now, this is not news worthy, certainly.  But did you know that it is best to take your watch for a battery replacement at the agent?  I did not know.  One day, I walked into a new watch shop inside a new mall near my office that is a stone’s throw away from the airport.  The sales assistant was professional enough to inform me that I should bring my watch back to the agent so as to get the seal’s rubber changed as well.  Or I could go ahead to have the battery replaced at her shop but risk forgoing the water resistance guarantee.  There and then, I remember some of my old watches with their faces filled with water droplets from the inside whenever we entered into a raining season.  Is that so?  And so, this weekend, Cynthia and I deliberately drove to the agent shop at Raffle City only to be told that we have to visit a service center instead.  Because the service center only opens in town during office hours, I would imagine that I will have to go without a watch for quite some time.

The mother of all disasters as of last week besides Cynthia’s ear infection that I will get into shortly is the epic failure of our water heater.  My plumber and I were debating on the age of my dead heater after we took it down.  We disagreed but agreed that its age falls somewhere between 17 to 22 years of age.  My plumber was shocked that my heater could last that long.  I was shocked that a heater could not last longer.  Five years he said, is the life expectancy of an electric water storage these days.

One evening, I was extremely hungry.  So I turned on the electric oven wanting to heat up a frozen pizza.  Shortly after, the electric circuit of our home tripped.  Strange.  We had a problem with our oven a few years back and had its internal circuit changed.  I flipped the main switch back on and in a few seconds, it tripped again.  I switched off the electric appliances one by one and after some simple diagnosis, it was our water heater that failed.  Bumper.  Singapore can be quite chilly nowadays as it rains almost daily.  That night I had a rather cold shower.

The next morning, I opened up the false ceiling access area, noted down the make and capacity of the heater and determined to replace it with the same model.  On the same day, I drove down to a shop inside Singapore Red Light District, got terribly lost, and managed to procure one.  I loaded the new heater into my car and lugged it all the way home.  Day one, the plumbers arrived late and could not start work.  Day two, we dissected the dead heater out from the myriad of water pipes hidden above.  That operation resembled an open heart surgery.  I looked at the state of my dead heater, with its electric components exposed and covered in rust.  No wonder it died.  Once we took it down, horror descended upon us.  The new model was one and a half inches taller than the old model.  It could not be fitted into our false ceiling. I lugged the new heater back to Singapore Red Light District, paid extra to replace one that fits.  Day three, the plumber had hinted to come but he did not.  Day four, the plumber came and installed the water heater.  Those four days of cold shower nearly got me sick.  I hate showering with cold water at night, and ice cold water in the morning.

Round about the same time, Cynthia was suffering from an ear infection.  The problem with Cynthia is that she is not that good at articulating her pain.  I was not that worried until much later.  She saw a doctor four times and was finally referred to a specialist.  I was there to help her articulate the pain, giving her some moral support.  The consultation went well.  But it took us a long time to procure the medicine because it was nowhere to be found.  Looking at this week of moving in jelly, I was the least surprised.

Since I was working from home, I also called in someone to service our gas stove.  One burner eventually failed and for some time, we were cooking with a single burner.  It was challenging and required lots of planning.  When the technician opened up the stove, I was amazed at the beautiful network of gas and electric pipes hidden underneath the stove.  It was like a science project, some sort of experimental invention.  The technician took out a spinner, tighten one bolt and viola, the burner is working!  That cost me S$60.  As an bonus though, he cleared the pipes for all the burners.  There must have been some gas leakage during the process.  I felt a bit giddy standing next to this old man who has done this for years.  We talked.  When the servicing was completed, after I was S$60 poorer, all my burners now ignite with new found rage.

We live on a rather high floor, unblocked and our home faces the reservoir.  When the wind blows from our door and out from the windows, the wind can be strong enough to hold the door ajar.    And when the wind blows from our windows and out from the main door, the wind can be strong enough to slam the door hard.  Recently, due to a lack of imagination, we hang one tiny teddy bear at the door (as seen in the picture on top of this post).  Yesterday, I realized that when the wind blows, it moves the teddy bear dangerously towards the door gap.  And when the door slams, it slams right onto the teddy bear and produces a low thump sound instead of a loud bang.  This teddy bear turns out to be the cheapest door damper I can find in town.

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Book Reviews Fiction

1Q84 By By Haruki Murakami – A Magical Read

1Q84 is the 10th Murakami book that I have read.  There are similarities when compared to The Wind-up Bird Chronicle.  It is divided into three books that span across three consecutive time periods.  Each chapter is named using a phrase found inside that chapter. 1Q84 further explores the concept of free will versus destiny and fate.  Having a page count of 925 covering the topics of cult religion, love and friendship, murder and violence, history and philosophy, 1Q84 is an ambition work of literature.  In addition, 1Q84 opens us to the world of alternative realities and it embeds stories within a story.  George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four has a theme on Big Brother.  1Q84 – a world that bears a question – switches the theme to Little People.  I took my time in devouring the entire book slowly and I enjoyed every bit of it.  For those who are new to Murakami, he is a Japanese writer and has won literature awards such as Jerusalem Prize.  Milan Kundera and Don DeLillo are among the prize winners whose work I also enjoy reading.  In view of this, perhaps I shall explore that list further in order to expand my reading horizon.

Some readers of my site have asked why I am so into Murakami’s books.  It is hard to describe.  But in the best I can, his unique style works for me.  Murakami tends to spend much effort in building the characters as well as the environment that wraps around the plot.  When writing in the mode of realism, Murakami put much details onto every single elements making them alive and real.  When writing in the mode of surrealism, Murakami describes the unimaginable so well that you feel as though you are sucked into this surreal vision.  The author is meticulous in crafting the plot, down to the very detail that links multiple plots into one.  His works are often filled with mystery that readers have little idea on where the story is heading.  In my limited reading experience, I have not read any book quite like his, in the same quality level.

Book 1 begins with the story of Aomame.  She is inside a taxi stuck in a traffic jam listening to classical music played on the radio.  On one highway, she has decided to get off the taxi, walk down the emergency exit and take a subway.  Before leaving the taxi, the driver says the following.

“It’s just that you’re about to something out of the ordinary … And after you do something like that, everyday look of things might seem to change a little.  Things may look different to you than they did before … But don’t let appearances fool you.  There’s always only one reality.”

That pretty much kicks start the concept of an alternative reality.  And before the author reveals the nature of Aomame’s appointment that cannot be missed, chapter two brings in a new character called Tengo.  He is a mathematics teacher by day and writes literature as his hobby.  He is about to encounter a writing competition submission by a seventeen years old girl.  Her story Air Chrysalis may read like a fantasy but it is slowly shifting into the very reality Tengo lives in.  How are the two main characters going to interact in 1Q84 when they have no such possibility in 1984?  This book by and large follows a structure that toggles the stories between Aomame and Tengo.  Throughout the book, there is this concept of light and shadow, or maza and dohta.  There are enough logos and hooks that make the twin stories connect, and not feeling disjointed.  Murakami varies the timeline too by allows part of the plots to overlap in time.  The result is that although the plots run in different threads, the overall story is not confusing.  Characters may overlaps.  But Murakami is meticulous to distinguish what each character knows in their story line versus what he or she speculates or does not know.  Taking all in, 1Q84 is a magical read.

Readers who are used to the author’s first person writing style may feel a need for a certain adjustment when reading 1Q84.  The twin stories are written from the third person perspective, with main characters’ thoughts written in italic and in a first person style.  It does feel odd in the beginning.  But this works better than some authors who switch the alternate stories in first person style whereby confusion may become a major hindrance to reading.  Among the three books of 1Q84, I would rank book two high in action and entertainment value.  Because of that, book three seems a bit slow.  It feels as though Murakami is trying very hard to control the pace, to impart upon us this sense of anxiety and lost, danger and death – slowly and steadily.  As always, patience readers are rewarded accordingly.  I don’t see a need to rush through the plots.  There is a reason and time for everything in life.

I would say 1Q84 is perhaps Murakami’s most polished work to date.  The hard copy design is beautiful.  On the front cover, there is a picture of a woman and at the back, a man.  On alternate pages, the page number and the book title is reversely printed.  Even the inlaid pictures of the moons are reversed comparing the ones in front and the ones at the back.  After finished reading the book, I cannot think of a better art design than this.  I have read 1Q84 in English and I am looking forward to reading the same story in Chinese.  I could be wrong to think that the Chinese version may be closer to the original Japanese version.  But I am keen to see the difference between the two – English translation versus Chinese translation.

Similar to my previous book summary entries, I am going to share some of the favorite quotes I found in the book.  I am often careful in not giving out too much spoilers.  If you intend to read the book, you may stop here and return to see if these are your favorite quotes too.

A while back, my friend and I had a lengthy discussion on practice versus talent.  On page 65, Murakami talks about talents versus instinct.

You can have tons of talent, but it won’t necessarily keep you fed.  If you have sharp instincts, though, you’ll never go hungry.

As for the next paragraph, I like the way the author describes the situation when communication breaks down.

[She] fell silent again, but this time it did not seem deliberate.  She simply could not fathom the purpose of his question or what prompted him to ask it.  His question hadn’t landed in any region of her consciousness.  It seemed to have gone beyond the bounds of meaning, sucked into permanent nothingness like a lone planetary exploration rocket that has sailed beyond Pluto.

“Never mind,” he said, giving up. “It’s not important.”  It had been a mistake even to ask [her] such a question.

I do enjoy reading some of the dialogues between two people.  Here is one on a dog.

“How’s Bun?” she asked.

“She’s fine,” [he] answered.  Bun was the female German shepherd that lived in his house, a good-nature dog, and smart, despite a few odd habits.

“Is she still eating her spinach?” [she] asked.

“As much as ever.  And with the price of spinach as high as it’s been, that’s no small expense!”

“I’ve never seen a German shepherd that liked spinach before.”

“She doesn’t know she’s a dog.”

“What does she think she is?”

“Well, she seems to think she’s a special being that transcends classification.”

“Superdog?”

“Maybe so.”

“Which is why she likes spinach?”

“No, that’s another matter.  She just likes spinach.  Has since she was a pup.”

“But maybe that’s where she gets these dangerous thoughts of hers.”

“Maybe so.”

The next paragraph – I believe – is not written by Murakami and is taken from a book called Sakhalin Island by a Russian writer, Anton Chekhov.  I find it a beautiful read.  And its style blends well into the story.

… The roaring sea is cold and colourless in appearance, and the tall grey waves pound upon the sand, as if wishing to say in despair: “Oh God, why did you create us?”  This is the Naibuchi river the convicts can be heard rapping away with axes on the building work, while on the other, far distant, imagined shore, lies America … to the left the capes of Sakhalin are visible in the mist, and to the right are more capes … while all around there is not a single living soul, not a bird, not a fly, and it is beyond comprehension who the waves are roaring for, who listens to them at nights here, what they want, and, finally, who they would roar for when I was gone.  There on the shore one is overcome not by connected, logical thoughts, but by reflections and reveries.  It is a sinister sensation, and yet at the very same time you feel the desire to stand for ever looking at the monotonous movement of the waves and listening to their threatening roar.

How would you write about ‘time’?  Here is the author’s attempt in describing time.  That is a pretty interesting way to observe time and us.

[He] knew that time could become deformed as it moved forward.  Time itself was uniform in composition, but once consumed, it took on a deformed shape.  one period of time might be terribly heavy and long, while another could be light and short.  Occasionally the order of things could be reversed, and in the worst cases order itself could vanish entirely.  Sometimes things that should not be there at all might be added onto time.  By adjusting time this way to suit their own purposes, people probably adjusted the meaning of their existences.  In other words, by add such operations to time, they were able – but just barely – to preserve their own sanity.  Surely, if a person had to accept the time through which he had just passed uniformly in the given order, his nerves could not bear the strain.  Such a life, [he] felt, would be sheer torture.

Through the expansion of the brain, people had acquired the concept of temporality, but they simultaneously learned ways in which  to change and adjust time.  In parallel with their ceaseless consumption of time, people would ceaselessly reproduce time that they had mentally adjusted.

I like the way Murakami describes reality.

… where I’m living is not a storybook world.  It’s the real world, full of gaps and inconsistencies and anticlimaxes.

And here is the most cryptic message of all.  I think that has something to do with beliefs.

If you can’t understand it without an explanation, you can’t understand it with an explanation.

1Q84 has also quoted Karl Jung.  I now recall that quite a few of my favorite books quote Karl Jung.

It is as evil as we are positive … the more desperately we try to be good and wonderful and perfect, the more the Shadow develops a definite will to be black and evil and destructive … The fact is that if one tries beyond one’s capacity to be perfect, the Shadow descends to hell and becomes the devil.  For it is just as sinful from the standpoint of nature and of truth to be above oneself as to be below oneself.

Within the story of 1Q84, Tengo is given a task of ghostwriting a fantasy book written by a seventeen years old girl.  In that story, there are two moons.  Tengo’s editor keeps on telling him that when writing something out of ordinary, more details need to be added so that readers are able to visualize.  But how?  Later on when that story diffuses into the main story, here is Murakami’s take in describing a scene with two moons.  He further infuses this symbolic vision into some of the characters, making this paragraph read more like a prophecy.

No doubt about it: there were two moons.

One was the moon that had always been there, and the other was a far smaller, greenish moon, somewhat lopsided in shape, and much less bright.  It looked like a poor, ugly, distantly related child that had been foisted on the family by unfortunate events and was welcomed by no one.  But it was undeniably there, neither a phantom nor an optical illusion, hanging in space like other heavenly bodies, a solid mass with a clear-cut outline.  Not a plane, not a blimp, not an artificial satellite, not a papier-mâché moon that someone made for fun.  It was without a doubt a chunk of rock, having quietly, stubbornly settled on a position in the night sky, like a punctuation mark placed only after long deliberation or a mole bestowed by destiny.

Here is one on hope and trials.

Wherever there’s hope there’s a trial … Hope, however, is limited, and generally abstract, while there are countless trials, and they tend to be concrete.

I also happen to like how Murakami describes clouds.

The clouds continued to scud off toward the south.  No matter how many were blown away, others appeared to take their place.  There was an inexhaustible source of clouds in some land far to the north.  Decisive people, minds fixed on the task, clothes in thick, gray uniforms, working silently from morning to night to make clouds, like bees make honey, spiders make webs, and war makes widows.

Finally, a quote by Tolstoy, another Russian writer.

All happiness is alike, but each pain is painful in its own way.

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Fantasy & Sci-fi Movie Reviews

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 – A Deeper Look Into The Saga Thus Far

Cue to perfection, at the very nanosecond that this show was ended, the dude next to me bellowed in pain.  For a good ten or twenty seconds, I wasn’t counting.  It could well be half a minute.  I was giggling.  I could feel his pain, even though I could not relate.  Like having 117 minutes of his life utterly wasted, not going to get it back.  And then he screamed with his face and hands offered skyward, “Thissss issss teeeerrrriiiibbbbleeee!”  His two female companions next to him broke into laughter.  And I too laughed out loud as he switched back to the bellowing mode.  Cynthia did not catch on initially.  But when she did, she too laughed along.  Poor guy.  He should have been indoctrinated before watching any Twilight movie.  We Twilight followers are like movie cultists.  There isn’t even a discussion on which Twilight installment is better.  It is irrelevant.  To give you an analogy, Gossip Girl [guy] fans will not say season 3 is the best because there is a threesome scene involving Hilary Duff.  A true Gossip Girl fan would love every season, every episode.  In the eyes of a true Twihard, the entire saga is like a wondrous feast that spans five long years.  Five long years of anticipation and we are so close to climax.  I hope there will be a climax in 2012 when this saga ends.  Because “Breaking Dawn: Part 1” is neither a foreplay nor a climax.  The first three installments – “Twilight”, “New Moon”, and “Eclipse” – are foreplay.  Should the two kiss, should they not?  Should the two have sex, should they not?  Twihards are treated like a rubber band, played by the filmmakers.  This formula has been successful because if for a moment you think Twilight saga is a series of movies on vampires and werewolves, you are misinformed.  Twilight Saga is a teenage romance story, a soap opera.  And on that note, I sincerely hope that “Part Two” will blow our Twihard minds away.  Give us the climax please!

Now, how Stephenie Meyer murdered the lore of vampires and werewolves is, in my opinion, unforgivable.  It gets worse in “Part 1”.  Of course, I could be bias in taking Ann Rice’s work as canon.  To my best knowledge [of the lore], vampires don’t have the desire to have sex with humans.  They may seduce humans because they have desire for human’s blood.  Sex among vampires is merely an exchange of blood, and their memories.  In the world according to the writer Meyer, vampire and human can have sex, in a humanly way.  The catch is, because vampire is so much stronger, the human may be killed (or crushed I suppose)  in the process.  Bear in mind that in previous episodes, vampire and human have no problem frolicking in the wood, flying from tree tops to tree tops.  No one gets crushed.  But sex, however, is dangerous and can be deadly.  Even a werewolf knows as he (or it) confronts the vampire on this very private matter (how come he knows?)  What is more gruesome is the sex after.  I will not go into details.  All I can say is that if there is one morale of the story filmmakers have quite successfully imparted onto our teen viewers’ hearts, that would be: Sex is bad and marriage is the end of romance.

If you are to ask a Twilight fan: Would you like this “Part 1” condensed into a 10 minutes clip and combine that into “Part 2” or would you like to watch a 117 minutes “Part 1” and wait another year for “Part 2”?  I think most would prefer the latter.  It is true.  The entire “Part 1” can be told in 10 minutes.  The story for this part 1 is not complex.  It is a miracle that this small plot can be expanded into a 117 minutes long show.  Team Jacob should be delighted for “Part 1”.  The werewolf Jacob scores big (‘score’ not in an urban sense).  It is a delight to finally see him coming out of his character, to be something closer to greatness.  Good job, Jacob.  Team Edward, unfortunately, would have nothing to cheer about.  Edward is so skinny, and pale.  His contribution to “Part 1” is minimal.  Personally I am happy.  Because I am Team Bella.  This movie is all about Bella.  Her decision making, her perseverance, and her will to overcome the unthinkable.  Bella, if I were you, I would dump that loser vampire of yours and hang out with the dogs, or wolves more.

I am a hardcore Twilight fan, indoctrinated by Cynthia on the Christmas Eve of 2008.  The year after, we forced our friend TK to watch “New Moon” with us and that did not go well.  He bellowed like the dude sitting next to me on “Part 1”.  Lesson learned, we watched “Eclipse” on our own.  It is impossible to dive into an installment midway without watching all the previous ones (or to skip any for that matter).  So, friends, you have one whole year to catch up with all Twilight installments before the Saga’s climatic (I hope) finish – “Breaking Dawn Part 2”.