Two unrelated stories to share here. One from Cynthia. One from me. What is seat chopping? For those who live in Singapore, we all know what this means. For my overseas readers, no, we don’t literally chop seats here. We simply don’t chop anything in Singapore. Not even the trees. We move or relocate the [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Silly Me'
Seat “Chopping” And A Non-Existence Bazooka Lens
December 16th, 2009 30 Comments
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The Stupid Things I Did At The Malaysian Custom
March 31st, 2008 42 Comments
You wouldn’t believe what I did at the Malaysian Custom last Friday. When I was young and needed to travel overseas on my own, my dad always made sure that all the new items I carried across the border would have the original packaging removed. Each and every item. As I grow older, I deduce that [...]
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Plan B – Celebrating CNY In Singapore
February 6th, 2008 9 Comments
OK. Don’t panic. It is not as though I have not celebrated Chinese New Year in Singapore before. Like that one year I had to hunt for oranges at the very last minute after discovering that it is the tradition here to pass the oranges around. Or that year … erm … to be honest, [...]
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Gosh, I Could Fall In Love With Nokia Maps!
January 7th, 2008 9 Comments
I admit that I am technologically declined. One day, my colleague SC looked at my new N95 8GB and asked if I have used the Nokia Maps. I said no and he exclaimed, “But that is why people spend so much money for such a phone!” He pointed out that our female colleague JL – [...]
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Very High Femininity For My Personal DNA? What The …
August 24th, 2007 9 Comments
I appreciate the fact that talented people create online surveys to let people with a curious mind to analysis themselves … for free. I really do. But for God sake, if you are going to tell a dude like me that I am with a “very high femininity”, please follow up with a free counseling [...]
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Gosh … What To Do With My 700+ Music CDs?!
August 21st, 2007 19 Comments
Let me tell you one thing. The most powerful form of nagging is not how persistence it is but how subtle it is. You-know-who never explicitly nags me. She subtly nags me. The thing is, once someone nags at me, the guilty feeling of what-I-should-have-done is somewhat lessen. Nagging itself is a form of punishment. [...]
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Where Is My To-Blame List?! My Dinner Was Screwed!
August 16th, 2007 8 Comments
You know how couples occasionally plan their evening sex first thing in the morning, romance with the idea the entire day, and then have a wonderful time in the evening waking up the neighbors throughout the night? The entire day today, I kept thinking of my home cooked dinner. You see, cooking at home as [...]
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Banana Milkshake
April 9th, 2007 2 Comments
Bananas rip fast. One moment they are all green and astringent. Another moment they are all yellow and starchy full of sweetness. One night I looked at my remaining five bananas in distress. Any moment, any of those bananas would fall off from where I hang them. They were getting overripe. And then I remembered [...]
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So I Attempted To Sun My Shoes
April 5th, 2007 9 Comments
Just one day before we departed for Kota Kinabalu, I took Cynthia to AMK Hub to show her my love-at-first-sight Nike ACG (All Condition Gear) sport shoes. There is a lady version as well. Need not to say, upon seeing those beauties, Cynthia has chucked her idea of getting a pair of cheap sport shoes [...]
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1 Litre of Blood (A Visit To My Dentist)
February 6th, 2007 3 Comments
Yesterday, my dentist’s assistance called if I wished to have a routine checkup. Impressed by the proactiveness of my dentist, I promptly agreed to a 9.30am appointment. The truth is, I am still traumatised by my “routine” extraction of my wisdom tooth back in 2003 that took like an hour till Doctor Goh was exhausted [...]
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